King of the Hill

[wharton]

Just for fun

Ok one guy posts how he gets up a hill,the other one writes how he defetes him and gets up on the hill!
Example:
A:I get up the hill and put an auto machine gun there!MY HILL!
B:i bomb you with a bomber,and i jump out of the bomber with a parachute,and land on the hill.MY HILL!
A:i shoot you with a rocket launcher and get up the hill.MY HILL!

Rules:
1.You can't use the same action twice!
2.You can't copy other peoples ideas!
3.Ideas must not repeat!
4.In the end type "MY HILL!" if you don't,that means nothing happened!
5.The most important rule:Make it as crazy as you can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I start:
I get up the hill and plant mines around it,MY HILL!

GLHF!

[lovbyts]

Beam me up Scotty on the top of the hill and Ill leave your mines and add a moat fill with alligators around the hill.

[stevey_6t9]

i get dsm on your virgin anus and get up my hill

[wharton]

I parachute to the top of the hill to find you sucking your thumb sleeping, I take the opitunity to cut your throat... I build a nuclear bunker with a mounted gun turret on top of the hill and seal myself inside. My Hill