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  1. 07-12-2010, 11:36 AM #1
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    Apple does it again... Geniuses

    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast

    implant that can store and play music. The I-Tit will

    cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker

    size. This is considered a major social breakthrough,

    because women are always complaining about men

    staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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  2. 07-12-2010, 11:53 AM #2
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    thats good stuff right there ha ha ha.....
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    so let me get it str8...u expect me to spend 499-699 just so she wont bitch abt me staring at her tits and not listening to her?
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  5. 07-12-2010, 12:26 PM #5
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    No be expects you to spend $800 on the model with the subwoofer in it so while you're titty fvcking her it vibrates your nuts with the bass.
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    is it the 8 gig or 16 gig?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    No be expects you to spend $800 on the model with the subwoofer in it so while you're titty fvcking her it vibrates your nuts with the bass.
    my fuken god that would be a nasty huge load
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  8. 07-12-2010, 02:08 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    No be expects you to spend $800 on the model with the subwoofer in it so while you're titty fvcking her it vibrates your nuts with the bass.
    classic.
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    Be careful when taking them in for warranty work, an Apple Genius broke my iPhone...I'd hate to see them break some chick's boobs.
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    so you can get both a mouthful and an earful all at the same time???
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    Ill wait for the I-cock
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Ill wait for the I-cock
    It's nothing special, just a cockring with bluetooth.
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    I prefer one that squeek when you play with them...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    I prefer one that squeek when you play with them...lol


    Like a real dog toy.
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    ^^^^^ exactly.....lmao
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    any I-pu$$y?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    It's nothing special, just a cockring with bluetooth.
    ...and it doesn't even support flash, or have a USB port. Also, if you hold it a certain way you lose your erection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    any I-pu$$y?
    So what sort of sounds do you want coming from that????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    So what sort of sounds do you want coming from that????
    queef compilation... best of
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  20. 07-13-2010, 09:23 AM #20
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    hahaha.....
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