There are 3 types of people in this world...

**DCannon** · 07-16-2010, 01:01 PM

1 - Those that understand math.

2- Those that don't.

**Knockout_Power** · 07-16-2010, 01:11 PM

And Im the 3rd type... sexually frustrated

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 01:16 PM

and the point I'd like to make

**DCannon** · 07-16-2010, 01:46 PM

What's the difference between a duck?

**Bertuzzi** · 07-16-2010, 01:50 PM

This thread makes my head hurt.... I guess I'm the 3rd type of person

**cherrydrpepper** · 07-16-2010, 01:51 PM

wait a sec how long is the string though

**ghettoboyd** · 07-16-2010, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

wait a sec how long is the string though

you know about ya long....

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 01:55 PM

Have you ever noticed?

**Knockout_Power** · 07-16-2010, 02:02 PM

wait, did 2 trains leave different stations travelling different speeds delivering fat chicks to Cal?

**Bertuzzi** · 07-16-2010, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

wait, did 2 trains leave different stations travelling different speeds delivering fat chicks to Cal?

It would have to be a special train to carry that much weight!

**stack_it** · 07-16-2010, 02:06 PM

If there were three apples growing in the pear tree?

**Bertuzzi** · 07-16-2010, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

If there were three apples growing in the pear tree?

Burn it down!! It's the Devil!!!!

**Hazard** · 07-16-2010, 02:11 PM

I think I know something.....

~Haz~

**Knockout_Power** · 07-16-2010, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

I think I know something.....

~Haz~

truely questionable

**Hoggage_54** · 07-16-2010, 02:18 PM

So whats the 3rd type

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 02:22 PM

it's like trying to whistle with crackers in your mouth

**HitIt** · 07-16-2010, 02:23 PM

six fifths of people don't understand fractions

**Hazard** · 07-16-2010, 02:24 PM

or like when you accidentally breath in when eating a powdered doughnut.....

~Haz~

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 02:26 PM

or that last step going down the stairs that aint really there?

**Hazard** · 07-16-2010, 02:28 PM

or even the last step on the stairs that you forgot about..... O_o

~Haz~

**Bertuzzi** · 07-16-2010, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

or that last step going down the stairs that aint really there?

I hate when that happens

Originally Posted by Hazard

or even the last step on the stairs that you forgot about..... O_o

~Haz~

I really hate when that happens

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 02:37 PM

or coming back from a party lit, stepping away from your harley, and then two seconds too late remembering about the kick stand?????

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 02:39 PM

or when a fine chic you meet at a bar says those heart warming, magic words...

"can you take me for a ride?"

(and you forgot to bring a second helmet????)

**DSM4Life** · 07-16-2010, 02:43 PM

Is the 3rd one the gays ?

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Is the 3rd one the gays ?

the turd one is never the gags!

**DSM4Life** · 07-16-2010, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

the turd one is never the gags!

**stack_it** · 07-16-2010, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

or coming back from a party lit, stepping away from your harley, and then two seconds too late remembering about the kick stand?????

Or deserving to have your bike fall if you're dumb enough to ride "lit"

**DCannon** · 07-16-2010, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

or like when you accidentally breath in when eating a powdered doughnut.....

~Haz~

I don't breathe when I'm eating doughnuts. lol

**Bertuzzi** · 07-16-2010, 03:35 PM

I want a donut.....

**Bertuzzi** · 07-16-2010, 03:36 PM

**DCannon** · 07-16-2010, 03:40 PM

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Or deserving to have your bike fall if you're dumb enough to ride "lit"

let's not be judgemental. this actually happened quite awhile ago, probably before some of these bro's were actually born.

**Hazard** · 07-16-2010, 03:49 PM

^^^^ Old fvcker.....

~Haz~

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

^^^^ Old fvcker.....

~Haz~

when I lived in Georgia, I had this really hot KZ1000. When I got off the bike, in one fluid motion, i'd pull my helmet off, with my left leg only, kick out the stand, and then swing my right leg back over the seat. All hands free except for the helmet. I was pretty toasted, and forgot step #2.

And Haz, aint nothing wrong with being old. There is something wrong with getting fat and ugly like some in my age bracket seem to be content to do. That's why I try to hang with you pups, gives me something to shoot for!

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

^^^^ Old fvcker.....

~Haz~

but I'll tell you what. I totally get the smudge over the face avatar so that way you can't be identified. But I am old enough to know you also put your fingerprint in your avatar, which means anyone in law enforcement could run your prints without you knowing....

... so there ya pup! =)

**NC600cbr** · 07-16-2010, 04:08 PM

83.4% of Statistics are made up on the spot.

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by NC600cbr

83.4% of Statistics are made up on the spot.

and that's a true fact you just heard from Jerry Springer on tomorrow's show, right?

**Hazard** · 07-16-2010, 04:21 PM

I'm impossible to find

I'd post my beautiful face but I don't wanna make it too easy..... if you search hard enough..... you can find various pics of me on the net.....

~Haz~

**Times Roman** · 07-16-2010, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

I'm impossible to find

I'd post my beautiful face but I don't wanna make it too easy..... if you search hard enough..... you can find various pics of me on the net.....

~Haz~

oh, with those crystal clear fingerprints, I'm sure some wank could run em and then hassle you at your house. I've got a buddy, his old lady works in the office down at the local sheriff's office.....