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  1. 07-24-2010, 11:03 AM #1
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    Necrophilia On Or Off Cycle

    Anybody ever take a date home, get them in bed only to have them lay there and stink like the stanky biach they are, never moving at all like F'n a dead body?







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  3. 07-24-2010, 11:07 AM #3
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    Only when I was a teenager and my "date" didn't know what the fuk she was doing. She laid there not knowing, shy, wanting me to do everything. Problem was, I was not knowing, shy......

    (everyone's a weirdvin once!)
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    if they are horrible, get the job done and just leave.
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    Only the ones who ive had to drug or hit over the head...
    Do not ask me for a source check.





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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    Only the ones who ive had to drug or hit over the head...
    oh yeah, you're the date rape Rx guy.... it's a funny line until your daughter starts approaching "that" age... (thankfully, mines not YET)
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  7. 07-24-2010, 12:15 PM #7
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    Yah, gotta love the girls who just lay there and expect all the work be done by you. I wonder if they complain to their girls how oring sex is cause they put no effort in
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Yah, gotta love the girls who just lay there and expect all the work be done by you. I wonder if they complain to their girls how oring sex is cause they put no effort in
    Am I missing something here? Is there a new sex I don't know about? What is O-Ring sex?
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    Never mind....must be a typo. lol
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    no, its a new thing for guy with small weiners... they put a fake vagina in thats really tight so I can enjoy it too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    no, its a new thing for guy with small weiners... they put a fake vagina in thats really tight so I can enjoy it too
    Does it come in a can? Canned vagina
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Does it come in a can?
    no, but I have... 007 says we should save it an re-ingest it before competition
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    no, but I have... 007 says we should save it an re-ingest it before competition
    Um don't you mean cum-petition
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