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  1. 07-24-2010, 07:06 PM #1
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    You know you are getting old when....

    You hear people talk about roids, you get confused, and you have to ask are they talking about the kind you sit on or....
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    Your location has some reference to loving trannies
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  5. 07-24-2010, 10:02 PM #5
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    You know your getting old when that damn hair start growing out of your ears......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    You know your getting old when that damn hair start growing out of your ears......
    I braid mine
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    when it takes you 10 minutes to get out of bed and even then every joint cracks and groans for a half hour.
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    When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and your barefoot.

    When you remember when the dead sea was only sick.

    When your wife says "Lets Go Upstairs And Make Love" and you answer "Honey I Can't Do Both"

    When your back goes but you stay home.

    When it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

    When it takes twice as long to look half as good.

    When you and your teeth no longer sleep together.

    When you can remember watching the "Howdy Doodie Show"

    Everytime you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.

    All your childhood toys are now in a museum

    You have a dream about prunes

    You sink your teeth into steak and they stay there

    When "Loose Stool" no longer refers to your chair
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  10. 07-25-2010, 04:00 AM #10
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    Younger polite kids call you sir... 15 times in one conversation. I want to ask them, "are you calling me sir becuase I look old or because you're just super polite?"..
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    This thread fails to deliver

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  12. 07-25-2010, 07:21 AM #12
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    You know you old when you lose you patience for kids like abominator.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

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    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

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  13. 07-25-2010, 07:40 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Younger polite kids call you sir... 15 times in one conversation. I want to ask them, "are you calling me sir becuase I look old or because you're just super polite?"..
    Yes sir...







    You know your old when you tell the kid at the gym to squat and he asks what a squat is.
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  14. 07-25-2010, 07:41 AM #14
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    You know your old when you know who the spice girls are and have no idea who justin the total gay fag cocksucker beaver is.
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  15. 07-25-2010, 07:47 AM #15
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    thats it, let it out rosie.
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  16. 07-25-2010, 07:48 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevey_6t9 View Post
    thats it, let it out rosie.
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  17. 07-25-2010, 08:34 AM #17
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    Beaver fan are we...........lol
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  18. 07-25-2010, 10:32 AM #18
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  19. 07-25-2010, 11:16 AM #19
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    This is one some of may really be able to identify with:

    I'm not sure when it started happening, but when I go to the grocery store, these young bagger girls ask me if they can help me out to my car. I'm like WTF??? I certainly don't look like I need help do I? Do I LOOK feeble? Certainly not. In fact, I could crack your boyfriends noggin between my forearm and bicep like a friggin walnut. Of course, I'm only thinking all this. But my! Aren't those young bagger chics cute? You know, I think I may have gotten this thing all wrong!! Now that I think about it, from now on, I'm going to relish these young hotties "helping" me out to my car. He he ha he he!
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  20. 07-25-2010, 11:20 AM #20
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    You know you're getting old when... you have enough reasons to start a thread with...

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  21. 07-25-2010, 11:36 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    You know you're getting old when... you have enough reasons to start a thread with...

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  22. 07-25-2010, 01:00 PM #22
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  23. 07-25-2010, 03:43 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    This is one some of may really be able to identify with:

    I'm not sure when it started happening, but when I go to the grocery store, these young bagger girls ask me if they can help me out to my car. Now that I think about it, from now on, I'm going to relish these young hotties "helping" me out to my car. He he ha he he!
    hahaha I hope them asking you is because they want to be near you and not because you look older than moses lol

    I think I would shit a brick if some young girl asked me if I needed help with my groceries lol. Either your a solid 10 or your OLD hahhahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40plusnewbie View Post
    hahaha I hope them asking you is because they want to be near you and not because you look older than moses lol

    I think I would shit a brick if some young girl asked me if I needed help with my groceries lol. Either your a solid 10 or your OLD hahhahaha
    well.... (cough! cough!) not a 10! Pretty solid actually, but older with about 50% gray on a full head of hair. I've even had chics (trip on this) ask to help me out with my small bag of groceries when I was wearing some of my leather riding gear and brought my harley. I've always been pretty quick with the "when I'm 70 I'll come back and look you up" bit, but now I think I'll just play along and let em help out this old bull! =)
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    Yeah TR I can hear it now...Hey lady... its the same old bull! lol
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  26. 07-25-2010, 06:18 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Yeah TR I can hear it now...Hey lady... its the same old bull! lol
    I won't ask, but if they OFFER! Why not? And besides, I always carry a spare helmet with me, and maybe she'll want to runaway with me for a day and just go play....?

    (yeah, I know, that's a little deep)
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    When you look at a teenage girl and feel guilty instead of revved up
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReBilly View Post
    When you look at a teenage girl and feel guilty instead of revved up
    feel guilty since those girls are younger than my friends daughters.

    We have a code in my circle of friends... ya really shouldn't be looking at women younger than your buddies daughter.

    (but my daughter is only 12, so I'm good on the down low!!!)
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    ^^^^^ that would stop all my fun,,, my mates daughters are all in there 20's.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    You know your getting old when that damn hair start growing out of your ears......
    I can so relate to that.......Thats y I shave mine...
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