I love cutting myself

[Skyler]

No
I don't
But I just got out of the shower and had to bandage myself up. I was shaving my chest stomach, arms, well, everything (fvck any bodyhair, its all bad) and i was trying that new razor, the one that has little buffers between the blades to help keep the skin from wanting to get cought when shaving.
The razor works great. I literally couldn't even feel the blades. It felt like I was just pretending to shave. So since it was so comfortable, I was starting to shave fast, and sloppy.
Then I went over my collar bone.
Oops.
I don't know what I did wrong, but I actually heard the skin split open. I look down and my entire right pec, all the way my front side is covered in blood. I started rinsing it off and realized it just kept coming out at a pretty heavy flow rate (I blame tren ).
I tried to turn the water to cold, so my skin would tighten up and slow the bleeding. It helped, but still alot of blood coming out. The moment I took water off of it, there would be alot of blood flowing.
I finally got tired of running cold water over it, and shut the water off and hopped out of the shower. Put a towel on it. Blood all over the towel. I put a bunch of paper towels on it and just let it stick to my body, soaking up blood. Its all bandaged up now.

Anyone ever had a similar experience?

I know some people have worse stories (like nearly cutting of their dicks)

[cherrydrpepper]

One time in my drinking days I woke up for work like 3 hours after an all night bender. I start drunk shaving and instead of pulling the strokes down for some reason I decide to slide the razor across part of my cheek. Good little 2 inch cut kinda deep and really noticeable.

[Skyler]

Your avatar and this topic remind me of the Indian guy in Predator who cut himself with that machette (I don't know how to spell big knife)

[cherrydrpepper]

Thats messed up because i was thinking of Mac in Predator when he breaks the plastic razor on his cheek cause he's so psyched out

[Skyler]

People cut themselves alot in predator...

[dec11]

One time in my drinking days I woke up for work like 3 hours after an all night bender. I start drunk shaving and instead of pulling the strokes down for some reason I decide to slide the razor across part of my cheek. Good little 2 inch cut kinda deep and really noticeable.

always a bad idea lol

[Nicotine]

[Shol'va]

Another Kind Of Predator

[Igifuno]

always a bad idea lol

Yet we've all done it.. and paid the consequence..

[auslifta]

Alien vs predator

[Times Roman]

While living in Georgia, I was at a party and some of us guys decided to surprise the women folk. So we went into the kitchen and proceeded to shave our heads shiny. Yes, we were lit. Anyways, I took a big chunk of scalp off the back of my head, and bled like a stuck pig it did!
Moral: Don't try to impress the ladies. It can get in the way of a good drunk.

[cherrydrpepper]

While living in Georgia, I was at a party and some of us guys decided to surprise the women folk. So we went into the kitchen and proceeded to shave our heads shiny. Yes, we were lit. Anyways, I took a big chunk of scalp off the back of my head, and bled like a stuck pig it did!
Moral: Don't try to impress the ladies. It can get in the way of a good drunk.

wow unless your hair short already I would think that would be really really painful

[Times Roman]

wow unless your hair short already I would think that would be really really painful

started off about 1" long (military cut), then we scissor cut it off as much as we could, then took a razor and cleaned it up. Not painful. Just messy with all the blood leaking everywhere. So I grabbed a cigarette, broke it open, packed the hole with tobacco, bandaged it up, and within a couple of minutes, stopped bleeding. Viola!

[Times Roman]

Bet ya didn't know the cigarette trick, did ya?