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    Beachnastics

    Sign me up for the next class!



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    Goddammitalltohellandback... I dont know if thats a word, but if she wasent so airbrushed I'd think I just saw an angel... who needs a halo in the form of a pearl necklace bestowed upon her chest.

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    I think I could see my clear to help her out by licking off all the sandy parts!

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    man, my first actual girlfriend was a gymnist as a teen and the things she could do with her legs were abso-fukken-lutely mind blowing. And being 6'1 she had a lot of leg... Im yet to eat pu$$y in so many different postions since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    man, my first actual girlfriend was a gymnist as a teen and the things she could do with her legs were abso-fukken-lutely mind blowing. And being 6'1 she had a lot of leg... Im yet to eat pu$$y since.
    fixed...

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    maybe you need to hang out at the local high school and find you another teenager?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    fixed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    maybe you need to hang out at the local high school and find you another teenager?
    I like the way you think... being 31 a couple 16 years olds would be my equal... but probably be more experienced than me

    I can just see it now...

    "... hey, wtf are you doing?!?! old man, they banned the missionary position over a decade ago"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I like the way you think... being 31 a couple 16 years olds would be my equal... but probably be more experienced than me

    I can just see it now...

    "... hey, wtf are you doing?!?! old man, they banned the missionary position over a decade ago"
    Got any younger brothers needing sexual experimentation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Got any younger brothers needing sexual experimentation?
    funny you should ask, my middle brother seems "indifferent" towards women so we've actually encouraged him to "experiment"

    are we bad people for this?

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    You just might be surprised how much experimenting he is doing without everyones knowing about it. I was always that way. I know can you imagine? But you know how horney you are and he has to be the same so he is getting his release somewhere and since he hasn't brought any girls around nor talked about them...well duh..read between the lines ______HE____MIGHT___BE_____GAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Dam D you sure know how to put a smile on my face! He can lose the flotation device though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    funny you should ask, my middle brother seems "indifferent" towards women so we've actually encouraged him to "experiment"

    are we bad people for this?
    How old....

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    ....and now back to hot chics on the beach doing the splits....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    How old....
    26, after that he'll be 27, then 28

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    26, after that he'll be 27, then 28
    KP, you might be able to get a bidding war started on here for a "DATE" with your Bro.

    I bid one hoe for you in exchange for a date with him.
    vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv


    Hi KP My Name Is Lucretia And I'll Rock Yo World!

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    If he was willing, I'd whore him out... just want him to be happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    If he was willing, I'd whore him out... just want him to be happy.
    amen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    a man!
    Thats what makes me happy too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Thats what makes me happy too!
    just one? figured you would have cnaged it to... yeah men!

    is it starting to rain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    just one? figured you would have cnaged it to... yeah men!

    is it starting to rain?
    Must be cause I hear the Weather Girls singing in the background.
    Last edited by Shol'va; 07-27-2010 at 04:13 PM.

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    Alright you whores! I'm gunna ring the bell, and then we all gonna talk about hot sandy chics on the beach!


    ring ring ring

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    smart asss!

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    I'll get this thread back on topic...


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    now we're talking!

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    Ok TR here is one for ya from me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Ok TR here is one for ya from me
    (tears of joy)
    I didn't think ya had it in ya! =)

    Now I'm jealous of the fuk that got to rub the baby oil in!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    (tears of joy)
    I didn't think ya had it in ya! =)

    Now I'm jealous of the fuk that got to rub the baby oil in!?
    Oh believe you me I've had it way way in me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Ok TR here is one for ya from me
    so not only did they find a cure for the mutant X gene, they have also cured gay? Shol'va, you're cured?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    so not only did they find a cure for the mutant X gene, they have also cured gay? Shol'va, you're cured?
    Invite me over for the night and we'll put it to the test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Invite me over for the night and we'll put it to the test.
    Ive got enough test for a dozen cycles, and thats just my natural level... I have enough Enan, Cyp, Sust and prop to put anything to the test

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Ive got enough test for a dozen cycles, and thats just my natural level... I have enough Enan, Cyp, Sust and prop to put anything to the test
    Are you recycling yet again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Are you recycling yet again?
    everytime I reach for the cup I end up shooting way over it or blowing the bottom out of the cup

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    everytime I reach for the cup I end up shooting way over it or blowing the bottom out of the cup
    You used to play doctor a lot with your brothers growing up didn't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    You used to play doctor a lot with your brothers growing up didn't you?
    hell no, but I got to play finger puppets with a 16 year old when I was 13

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