Penis

[DSM4Life]

15 penis facts:

1. There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

2. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

3. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.

4. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

5. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not.

6. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

7. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.
8. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we'll shut up now.

9. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
10. Are you a grower or a shower: An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

11. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?

12. Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better "semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism of the penis's coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.

13. The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 -- that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

14. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm -- and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.


http://www.wanderings.net/notebook/Main/PenisFacts

[stack_it]

Were you reading cosmo again?

[DSM4Life]

Were you reading cosmo again?

Searching for penis and came across this. It just sort of...popped up !

[MaNiCC]

Interesting read up

[ProEvoDanny]

im a grower lol

[HawaiianPride.]

Glad I don't smoke.

[Shol'va]

I live with a show off. Does that count?

[jbran23]

DSM, The Penis Expert.

[DSM4Life]

DSM, The Penis Expert.

[jbran23]

LOL^^^ Is there ever a time that you arent thinking about penis?

[DSM4Life]

LOL^^^ Is there ever a time that you arent thinking about penis?

Want some candy ?

[Shol'va]

Put a helmet on it

[HawaiianPride.]

While were on the topic... anyone try that new Fire/Ice or Ecstasy from Trojan?

[Shol'va]

While were on the topic... anyone try that new Fire/Ice or Ecstasy from Trojan?

Is it the condoms that are great or just the tingling lubricant that is on the inside and outside of them?
As far as the tingling sensation I can provide that without the lubricant.

[HawaiianPride.]

Yeah, the Fire/Ice has that tingling lubricant. Ecstasy just provides a different shape, supposedly giving it a more natural feel. I personally don't use condoms since I've been with my partner for so long, just curious about the products and what they claim.

[Shol'va]

I'll have to check the web site to see if they come in xtra large sizes. It seems I always end up with those type of guys. Not on purpose, just end up falling for the person then finding out later that they are packing a fire hose on them. But they've always been able to put my fire out.

[HawaiianPride.]

I do know they have Magnum Ecstasy. Not sure about Fire/Ice.

[Shol'va]

I do know they have Magnum Ecstasy. Not sure about Fire/Ice.

Do we bat for the same team?

[stack_it]

Just put icyhot on before the condom

[Hoggage_54]

[HawaiianPride.]

Do we bat for the same team?

Nah brotha. Strizzle as a doornizzle.

[Shol'va]

Nah brotha. Strizzle as a doornizzle.

Aight jus clockin here. No dis intended fasho. stayup

[HawaiianPride.]

Word. Were good at being thug.

[Shol'va]

Word. Were good at being thug.

Datz right, now don' dis ya mama...an if ya know whoz ya daddy beez, don' dis him neither.

[HawaiianPride.]

Allllllready... I don'ts gots no luv fa no hatazzz.. betta b prepared fa waz cummin'...

oh dayum tyme to book da honky pigs a comin'!

[Shol'va]

Allllllready... I don'ts gots no luv fa no hatazzz.. betta b prepared fa waz cummin'...

oh dayum tyme to book da honky pigs a comin'!

Helz no not da po-po

[Hoggage_54]

[Shol'va]

Do they have it for Windows 7? Or just Ghetto 95

[yesican]

good info

[yesican]

I live with a show off. Does that count?

LOL

[stevey_6t9]

poor mooseman..

[PistolStarta]

Yeah, the Fire/Ice has that tingling lubricant. Ecstasy just provides a different shape, supposedly giving it a more natural feel. I personally don't use condoms since I've been with my partner for so long, just curious about the products and what they claim.

Yes it tingles, and also feels like an armor tube sock. I can only use thintensity and still enjoy myself. Anything else is a no go.

[Nicotine]

it's only gay if your balls touch.

[jbm]

another gay thread......

[Shol'va]

it's only gay if your balls touch.

[Igifuno]

peter..

[Shol'va]

another gay thread......

[Nicotine]