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    Varden

    You are NOT my friend >.< !!!

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    harry varden? seriously who

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    Isn't varden a different version of viagra?

    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...ghlight=Varden

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    SOOOO NO I did not read up on Varden..just figured he knew what the fk he was getting into..does anyone know the effect Varden has on women?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinalynn View Post
    SOOOO NO I did not read up on Varden..just figured he knew what the fk he was getting into..does anyone know the effect Varden has on women?!
    pisses them off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    pisses them off?
    lmao

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    I think I hear a story coming on........................

    (please do tell... this could be interesting)

    (ahem)

    Well, of course, we will need the background details in order to be able to intelligently answer that question, young lady! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinalynn View Post
    SOOOO NO I did not read up on Varden..just figured he knew what the fk he was getting into..does anyone know the effect Varden has on women?!
    ... so you took a PDE5 inhibitor from the b/f?

    you'll be fine.

    -VM

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    Her man took this supplement and he had a raging boner for six straight hours. Her being the wonderful girlfriend she is tried to help it go away. Well after six straight hours of penile pounding in every orifice of her body she can hardly move. She's wondering if it's effects on women can cause the same thing so she can take some and get her sexual revenge on her man.


    Am I right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Her man took this supplement and he had a raging boner for six straight hours. Her being the wonderful girlfriend she is tried to help it go away. Well after six straight hours of penile pounding in every orifice of her body she can hardly move. She's wondering if it's effects on women can cause the same thing so she can take some and get her sexual revenge on her man.


    Am I right?
    Sounds like a gay fantasy island to me. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Her man took this supplement and he had a raging boner for six straight hours. Her being the wonderful girlfriend she is tried to help it go away. Well after six straight hours of penile pounding in every orifice of her body she can hardly move. She's wondering if it's effects on women can cause the same thing so she can take some and get her sexual revenge on her man.


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    goddam it ya donkey! ya spoiled the story. I wanted to hear it from her.

    No more bisquits for you!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    goddam it ya donkey! ya spoiled the story. I wanted to hear it from her.

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    Me too so I'm bitin my lip from here on out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    goddam it ya donkey! ya spoiled the story. I wanted to hear it from her.

    No more bisquits for you!!
    Don't worry. I left all the good parts out for her to describe in detail.

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    See? Now look what ya did! Ya scared her away with yer miserable hormonal fantasies... so now what the fuk we supposed to do?

    Pass me the remote... I wonder what's on the Playboy channel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Sounds like a gay fantasy island to me. lol
    everything sounds like a gay fantasy island to you... so quit slobberin allover yer self!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    See? Now look what ya did! Ya scared her away with yer miserable hormonal fantasies... so now what the fuk we supposed to do?

    Pass me the remote... I wonder what's on the Playboy channel?
    Dante's Cove is on but I dont think you'll find it on playboy. It's only on Heretv. Go ahead and ask me. Gonna bite?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Dante's Cove is on but I dont think you'll find it on playboy. It's only on Heretv. Go ahead and ask me.
    I'm afraid to ask.

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    Well.....after I hear the effects it has on guys I wanted to "see" what it would do to him...then halfway thru.... OH MY a goodness.. We thought it would be cool to see what effects it would have on me.. tehehehehe >

    But its not as much of a friend to me as it is him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I'm afraid to ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinalynn View Post
    Well.....after I hear the effects it has on guys I wanted to "see" what it would do to him...then halfway thru.... OH MY a goodness.. We thought it would be cool to see what effects it would have on me.. tehehehehe >

    But its not as much of a friend to me as it is him
    did you spike him, or did he know ahead of time

    (slowly puts down the remote)

    I'm all ears!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinalynn View Post
    Well.....after I hear the effects it has on guys I wanted to "see" what it would do to him...then halfway thru.... OH MY a goodness.. We thought it would be cool to see what effects it would have on me.. tehehehehe >

    But its not as much of a friend to me as it is him
    Did you take as much as him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    dum fugger! i had to laugh. ya, i'm a chikken. don't want to end up the brunt of some kinda gay joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    dum fugger! i had to laugh. ya, i'm a chikken. don't want to end up the brunt of some kinda gay joke.
    I took that picture as him saying that's what you'll see on that channel.... Giant cock!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    dum fugger! i had to laugh. ya, i'm a chikken. don't want to end up the brunt of some kinda gay joke.
    You know TR you might be three hours behind out there but your catchin up quick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinalynn View Post
    Well.....after I hear the effects it has on guys I wanted to "see" what it would do to him...then halfway thru.... OH MY a goodness.. We thought it would be cool to see what effects it would have on me.. tehehehehe >

    But its not as much of a friend to me as it is him
    So I was close lol.

    I've never tried any of those drugs. Maybe I'll try it soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I took that picture as him saying that's what you'll see on that channel.... Giant cock!
    I have no clue. I don't watch porn at all, well, unless there's nothing else on tv, or if I dont' hear the details to this story soon....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I took that picture as him saying that's what you'll see on that channel.... Giant cock!
    Killer c0cks from outer space.

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    C'mon Shina baby! ya have us drooling here..............?

    (Remember that old joke about how to keep a moron in suspense....?)

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    (ya wouldn't have posted if ya didn't want to excite the hounds!!!!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    C'mon Shina baby! ya have us drooling here..............?

    (Remember that old joke about how to keep a moron in suspense....?)
    Apparently she knows it well...lol

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    awwwww hellwidit
    where's the friggin remote~!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    C'mon Shina baby! ya have us drooling here..............?

    (Remember that old joke about how to keep a moron in suspense....?)
    Lmao. You sound like a stalker right now. Put that thing away

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Lmao. You sound like a stalker right now. Put that thing away
    Just havin fun mate! Would never do anything to disrespect a lady, especially our lady here. But I will give her some rope and see how far out she goes. (She's not going to read that, right?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Just havin fun mate! Would never do anything to disrespect a lady, especially our lady here. But I will give her some rope and see how far out she goes. (She's not going to read that, right?)
    Just yankin your chain bud.





    No sholva I will not yank yours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Just havin fun mate! Would never do anything to disrespect a lady, especially our lady here. But I will give her some rope and see how far out she goes. (She's not going to read that, right?)
    that's all I read

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Just yankin your chain bud.





    No sholva I will not yank yours
    I think we spend too much time here if you can answer his question before he asks it???

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