thinks not to say to the wife

**gixxerboy1** · 08-03-2010, 08:16 PM

so the wife and i go to hooters for lunch. her idea. So there is a cute waitress and i liked her hair. Blond like my wifes with dark underneath, so i say to my wife i like her hair. My wife goes really its skanky looking. I said well i guess i like dirty skanky girls. i should have just shut up and agreed.

**Hoggage_54** · 08-03-2010, 08:24 PM

**jbm** · 08-03-2010, 08:26 PM

**jbm** · 08-03-2010, 08:27 PM

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

so the wife and i go to hooters for lunch. her idea. So there is a cute waitress and i liked her hair. Blond like my wifes with dark underneath, so i say to my wife i like her hair. My wife goes really its skanky looking. I said well i guess i like dirty skanky girls. i should have just shut up and agreed.

bro, pin her down and stick your tongue in her and go till she forgives you...

**Igifuno** · 08-03-2010, 08:30 PM

**lovbyts** · 08-03-2010, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

bro, pin her down and stick your tongue in her and go till she forgives you...

LOL, Ive done that before and it works. They usually only struggle for the first minute or two then

LOL

Same Same if I was pissed off and my girl started giving me head I would be quick to forgive her.

**Big** · 08-03-2010, 09:09 PM

I say pin the waitress down and stick your tongue in her so your wife sees how insignificant your initial gesture was in comparison.

**Diamond*K** · 08-03-2010, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

bro, pin her down and stick your tongue in her and go till she forgives you...

haha.. that would wrk...

**Diamond*K** · 08-03-2010, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by Big

I say pin the waitress down and stick your tongue in her so your wife sees how insignificant your initial gesture was in comparison.

k kinda mean.. but really funny tooo.... that would really wrk...

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 09:21 PM

we were in bed one time... i called her "missy" as john wayne once called a lady in one of his flicks.... I forgot her real cute friend was named missy

that one took a lot of 'splainin' to do!

**Diamond*K** · 08-03-2010, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

we were in bed one time... i called her "missy" as john wayne once called a lady in one of his flicks.... I forgot her real cute friend was named missy

that one took a lot of 'splainin' to do!

hahahhhas... oh god...

**lovbyts** · 08-03-2010, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

we were in bed one time... i called her "missy" as john wayne once called a lady in one of his flicks.... I forgot her real cute friend was named missy

that one took a lot of 'splainin' to do!

Hahahahaha and even if you explain it perfectly she will always be pissed about it.

**Diamond*K** · 08-03-2010, 09:23 PM

^^^ prolly...

**Older lifter** · 08-03-2010, 09:25 PM

Been there, said the wrong name many times,,, now i just use nick-names,,much safer

**Hazard** · 08-03-2010, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

we were in bed one time... i called her "missy" as john wayne once called a lady in one of his flicks.... I forgot her real cute friend was named missy

that one took a lot of 'splainin' to do!

LMFAO! ahahahahaha

~Haz~

**Stigmata101** · 08-03-2010, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

we were in bed one time... i called her "missy" as john wayne once called a lady in one of his flicks.... I forgot her real cute friend was named missy

that one took a lot of 'splainin' to do!

your wife might have fell for that BS explanation, but we all know you were thinkin of her friend. try to fool us will ya!!

**spoken_truth** · 08-03-2010, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by Stigmata101

your wife might have fell for that BS explanation, but we all know you were thinkin of her friend. try to fool us will ya!!

haha i was thinken the same thing

**Knockout_Power** · 08-04-2010, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Big

I say pin the waitress down and stick your tongue in her so your wife sees how insignificant your initial gesture was in comparison.

and thats why you're one of the senior members here... always have the best advice... I have truely learned something today.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-04-2010, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

we were in bed one time... i called her "missy" as john wayne once called a lady in one of his flicks.... I forgot her real cute friend was named missy

that one took a lot of 'splainin' to do!

thats fine to tell her that... but you dont need to lie to your bro's mang.

**Kibble** · 08-05-2010, 08:54 PM

I told my girlfriend I was sorry for cheating on her.....with my wife... The wife was listening right behind me. Yea that didn't go well.

**DCI** · 08-06-2010, 02:58 PM

Good call BK

**chicmagnet** · 08-06-2010, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

we were in bed one time... i called her "missy" as john wayne once called a lady in one of his flicks.... I forgot her real cute friend was named missy

that one took a lot of 'splainin' to do!

Ha ha even the explanation is embarrasing.

**Times Roman** · 08-06-2010, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

thats fine to tell her that... but you dont need to lie to your bro's mang.

let me tell you... it was TOTALLY innocent on my part. But can you imagine? Here we are, right in the middle of you know what, "missy" comes out my mouth, I'm not thinking, but she freezes up..... so I "wiggle" a few more times but it aint working... she's still froze up... so I'm like WTF? (politely, of course). After, well, that was it, so there was no after, anyways, I'm trying to figure out what is wrong, and she's like we've been together 4 months and you are thinking of Missy? Oh sh1t....! So yeah, after I told her my alibi, it never did sit 100% with her.

and btw... Missy was really hot, and worked in the same department as my woman. I think at one point, Missy may have told her she thought I was cute, or something like that, so that thought may have been in the back of her mind too.

Good news is she eventually got over it, or forgot, don't know which.

**rbg** · 08-07-2010, 01:58 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

so the wife and i go to hooters for lunch. her idea. So there is a cute waitress and i liked her hair. Blond like my wifes with dark underneath, so i say to my wife i like her hair. My wife goes really its skanky looking. I said well i guess i like dirty skanky girls. i should have just shut up and agreed.

Buy her a hooters outfit......... and role play!!