Don't look here, the jokes in your hand

[Stigmata101]

We've all done it, or at the least read and enjoyed it.....So I was just wondering what your guys' favorite bathroom graffiti is to write or what's the funniest piece you've ever read.

[Older lifter]

The best one i have read was on the toilet paper,, when you pulled out some there is a message written on it "HELP!!! being held prisoner in a toilet paper factory, please call police""
Just cracked me up.......

[Older lifter]

The other one is when your sitting there, you look at the wall and there's a tennis ball drawn there with the message "lets play toilet tennis, look at the other wall" and on the other wall is another tennis ball with "look at the other wall"

[lovbyts]

I have never been into grafiti except once when I was mad at a friend/girl I wrote her number on a bathroom wall and she told me later she kept getting strange phone calls. hahahaha

OMG I just realized I spoke to her tonight on face book for the first time in like 20+ years. I should see if she remembers the phone calls and tell her why. We will see if she has a sense of humor still or it may be another 20 years until I talk to her again. LOL

[Stigmata101]

I also like the one "if you can read this, you are shitting at a 45" written really small in the lower corner of the stall.

[wantmoremass]

Here I sit all broken hearted.....came to shit but only farted.

[Knockout_Power]

Here I sit all broken hearted.....came to shit but only farted.

Next time, I took that chance, tried to save some time, but shit my pants....

[stack_it]

Beans beans good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart

[Knockout_Power]

Beans beans good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart

the more you fart, the better you feel, so lets have beans at every meal.

[Colts18]

at the urinal scribed in the wall..." ah, so this is where all the dicks hang out"

[laveycraft]

wcb regulation states all longs over 18 inchs must be bucked down.. im not the writer but will alway remember that lol

[bigboomer]

I'm more of a piture man myself..good old fasion vagina shot when I sit down always makes me smile

[PC650]

im a electrician and im a non union worker who works on union jobs, i remember a couple times in the out house union workers would write on the toilet paper dispencer "non union paychecks" lol thought that was pretty funny. and on one was pretty racist but kinda funny, someone wrote on the toilet paper dispencer with a arrow pointed twoard the paper saying " please wipe to see pictures of mexican babies" i know i know but made me chuckle lol

[Nicotine]

the funniest i've read (although racist)

it said in huge letters "PORTUGESE NATIONAL FLAG" with a HUGE arrow pointing to the toilet paper.

i died laughing.

[PC650]

the funniest i've read (although racist)

it said in huge letters "PORTUGESE NATIONAL FLAG" with a HUGE arrow pointing to the toilet paper.

i died laughing.

im a port

[cherrydrpepper]

Ive forgotten most of the best ones ive read but one of my favorites

"Any asshole can take a dump in the can. Be a hero, shit on the ceiling"

[auslifta]

"I shat right where your sitting"

[Tambit24]

"Close the lid when your done. If I wanted to stare at shit, I'd look at your work."

[wanna_c_gains]

Port-a-let humor is interesting. Last good one I read " Here I sit, cheeks a flexin , I just gave birth to a baby mexican.

[stevey_6t9]

funniest one ive seen was racist as but it said... "please flush toilet, lebs (lebanese people) eat everything"

[Knockout_Power]

funniest one ive seen was racist as but it said... "please flush toilet, lebs (lebanese people) eat everything"

ouch... but come to think of it, that donair I had last week had really tender meat.