What was your GF's response when should found out you used UGL sexual aids

**Superhero d-bolman** · 08-06-2010, 12:41 AM

I've known for a while that sexual aids like viagra were being made and copied by UGL labs and i was just thinking that what the **** would your girlfriends/ or whoever your doing's response would be to finding about you using such a thing? I understand that its probably not particulary dangerous, but it'd still make someones mouth drop.

**Superhero d-bolman** · 08-06-2010, 12:46 AM

Actually now that it got me thinking, UGL viagra might be a little dangerous considering that UGLs sometimes accidently, underdose/overdose products, so I would not want a huge boner for 5 hours.

**stack_it** · 08-06-2010, 12:47 AM

It made her mouth drop alright. She also screamed a few times but "came" around to the idea pretty quick.

**Nicotine** · 08-06-2010, 01:13 AM

Originally Posted by Superhero d-bolman

Actually now that it got me thinking, UGL viagra might be a little dangerous considering that UGLs sometimes accidently, underdose/overdose products, so I would not want a huge boner for 5 hours.

well, if you ever get one that lasts for 5 hours, i can help you out with that

**Mr.Rose** · 08-06-2010, 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

well, if you ever get one that lasts for 5 hours, i can help you out with that

what about me?

**Flagg** · 08-06-2010, 05:57 AM

Well OP, if after all this time your girlfriend has believed that she has been the cause of your 5 hour erections, she could be a little deflated finding out that you require sexual drugs.

**zimmy** · 08-06-2010, 06:31 AM

lol my wife knew I played with cialas from this site...she didn't care. She was a little concerned about the "not for human consumption" label :P

**tembe** · 08-06-2010, 06:47 AM

mine dusnt know ahha

**Hazard** · 08-06-2010, 07:41 AM

Funny story.....

Me and a friend got a suite in NYC before a big trance show. We had a bunch of people over before hand and we were partying in the room. So we all get ready and goto this show. When I go out for big events like that..... I tend to get too fvcked up and when your serotonin is dropped THAT much or you have too much tranquilizer in you - it tends to not make the little man work so well. So I get back to the room after the show with the girl I was with and 4 other friends.

We're all sittin in the suite, still partying, and havin a great time. Then the girl I was with walks over, sits on my lap and says loudly for everyone to hear "HUN! I hope you didn't forget the viagra cuz I wanna fvck baaaaadddddd!"

I just hung my head..... politely asked her to get the fvck off me..... and had to explain to everyone that I didn't have ED LOLOLOLOL

I coulda killed her......

~Haz~

**Mr.Rose** · 08-06-2010, 07:45 AM

Haz has ED.

**Hazard** · 08-06-2010, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by Mr.Rose

Haz has ED.

I was wondering who the 1st dildoe was gunna be..... congrats sir..... LOL

~Haz~

**Mr.Rose** · 08-06-2010, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

I was wondering who the 1st dildoe was gunna be..... congrats sir..... LOL

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 08-06-2010, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Mr.Rose

~Haz~

**Mr.Rose** · 08-06-2010, 08:54 AM

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by Mr.Rose

Haz has ED.

SO DO I!!!!... its not cool when you're hard 10 hours a day... thats a fukken dysfunction if Ive ever experienced one.

**Mr.Rose** · 08-06-2010, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

SO DO I!!!!... its not cool when you're hard 10 hours a day... thats a fukken dysfunction if Ive ever experienced one.

**zimmy** · 08-06-2010, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Funny story.....

Me and a friend got a suite in NYC before a big trance show. We had a bunch of people over before hand and we were partying in the room. So we all get ready and goto this show. When I go out for big events like that..... I tend to get too fvcked up and when your serotonin is dropped THAT much or you have too much tranquilizer in you - it tends to not make the little man work so well. So I get back to the room after the show with the girl I was with and 4 other friends.

We're all sittin in the suite, still partying, and havin a great time. Then the girl I was with walks over, sits on my lap and says loudly for everyone to hear "HUN! I hope you didn't forget the viagra cuz I wanna fvck baaaaadddddd!"

I just hung my head..... politely asked her to get the fvck off me..... and had to explain to everyone that I didn't have ED LOLOLOLOL

I coulda killed her......

~Haz~

that is a funny story...an adult going to a trace show

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

that is a funny story...an adult going to a trace show

Hard to say no while using E

**Hazard** · 08-06-2010, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

that is a funny story...an adult going to a trace show

30 is too old to goto a trance show..... 25 is not. Plus it's not like an underground thing..... it was ASOT450 - one of the biggest events of the year.

I can't stand concerts and bands and shit..... trance is my shit

~Haz~