I'm bored with sex. Seriously.

**LGM** · 08-06-2010, 09:21 AM

Any suggestions? Last night I went over to a chick's house, and she literally woke me up three times by sitting on top of me. Claims she had about 4 each time. I had one. I kinda pushed her off me the last time.

I'm scared to say I'm going to be celibate for a while, because that usually turns from "don't want none" to a "can't get none" kind of deal eventually...

Advice from you whores out there?

**Vitruvian-Man** · 08-06-2010, 09:26 AM

Invest in sex toys.

I went through the same thing years ago. Finally I found a girl who would let the kinky side out.

Handcuffs, hog-ties, whips, dildos, candle-wax.

^^ Best $100 you'll ever spend.

-VM

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 09:28 AM

well, Im currently in the "cant get none" stage of what you just described... but 5 years ago I was with a girl who would do the same thing, sex 2-4 times a night, 3 or 4 times a week... she would just come too fast and my lack of finishing led to 2 things... losing interest and blueballs... and a possible # 3, having to go finish myself off to avoid the blueballers.

No advice here, just know what you're saying

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by Vitruvian-Man

Invest in sex toys.

I went through the same thing years ago. Finally I found a girl who would let the kinky side out.

Handcuffs, hog-ties, whips, dildos, candle-wax.

^^ Best $100 you'll ever spend.

-VM

wtf?!?!?! try like $1200... I bought my ex everything I could find to try and get her going... laziest, dry hole

and VM, wheres my email back? Sent you one like 3 or 4 days ago

**Charlie6** · 08-06-2010, 09:32 AM

try anal

or choking. some girls like to be choked

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by Charlie6

try anal

or choking. some girls like to be choked

some chickens do as well

**LGM** · 08-06-2010, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Charlie6

try anal

or choking. some girls like to be choked

Tried anal. It's a smellier version of vaginal. And yes, I use a condom then.

And I thought about choking last night during round 3... Believe me.

**MACHINE5150** · 08-06-2010, 09:38 AM

when i'm like that i go for anal.. cum way faster cause its tighter, either that or try and get another girl in the bed.. seriously the best part of threesomes is you being able to just sit back and relax while they go at it with eachother... if you are able to pull this off get a double ended dildo.. it's a must.. usually any girl with a sex drive as high as you talk about is bisexual. whether she admits it or not

**Vitruvian-Man** · 08-06-2010, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

wtf?!?!?! try like $1200... I bought my ex everything I could find to try and get her going... laziest, dry hole

haha! no man. it's actually not that expensive.

I always ordered from USA based online sex-stores. I swear that list I gave you was around $100...

Hoe-Ties = $40
Hand-cuffs = $15
Whips = $15
Dilido = $34 - 40

Sex with a girl that is hog-tied = priceless.

-VM

**Vitruvian-Man** · 08-06-2010, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by LGM

Tried anal. It's a smellier version of vaginal. And yes, I use a condom then.

Buy an anal-deuche. They cost $15 and are reusable. Best dollars you'll ever spend. You could eat a cake off her anus,

Originally Posted by LGM

And I thought about choking last night during round 3... Believe me.

Only had one girl into this ever. She wanted me to hit her in the face all the time too. Strangle her until she passed out so she could "wake up being pounded" -- crazzzzy broad.

-VM

**bigboomer** · 08-06-2010, 09:46 AM

Try having her lick you asshole and after a couple seconds rip the biggest fart on her face..may not be fun for her but it will spicen things up!

**Hazard** · 08-06-2010, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by bigboomer

Try having her lick you asshole and after a couple seconds rip the biggest fart on her face..may not be fun for her but it will spicen things up!

LMFAO

~Haz~

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by bigboomer

Try having her lick you asshole and after a couple seconds rip the biggest fart on her face..may not be fun for her but it will spicen things up!

thats is some profound genious right there

**LGM** · 08-06-2010, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by bigboomer

Try having her lick you asshole and after a couple seconds rip the biggest fart on her face..may not be fun for her but it will spicen things up!

ROFL... Yeah, umm.... thanks.

**ferocious bubble** · 08-06-2010, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by bigboomer

Try having her lick you asshole and after a couple seconds rip the biggest fart on her face..may not be fun for her but it will spicen things up!

**LGM** · 08-06-2010, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by MACHINE5150

usually any girl with a sex drive as high as you talk about is bisexual. whether she admits it or not

Oh, she admits it... She just says she hasn't since she met me. Girl on girl isn't really cheating in my book anyway. lol

**Hazard** · 08-06-2010, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

thats is some profound genious right there

LOL

Imagine how embarrassing that would be for a girl..... she'd NEVER get over it LOL

You blast the biggest fart ever right on her tongue..... ahahahaha she'd never tell another soul.....

~Haz~

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

You blast the biggest fart ever right on her tongue..... ahahahaha she'd never tell another soul.....

~Haz~

at that distance, there might even be some shrapnel or residual splatter... she could probably taste it.

**LGM** · 08-06-2010, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

at that distance, there might even be some shrapnel or residual splatter... she could probably taste it.

I just threw up in my mouth a little. And given the Thai food from last night...

**bigboomer** · 08-06-2010, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

thats is some profound genious right there

Yes it is!

**cherrydrpepper** · 08-06-2010, 10:19 AM

Hahah the farting idea made me laugh harder than anything ive read on here today .. which a lot of stuff has made me laugh on here today.

The girl thing if you can train her to let you bust on her face / in her mouth you will never get tired of sex. Also try getting her to talk during sex. Finally you can try not having sex for a few days then call her up and rail the shit out of her til she can't stand.

**bigboomer** · 08-06-2010, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

at that distance, there might even be some shrapnel or residual splatter... she could probably taste it.

Ohh damn! Duck!

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 10:21 AM

Does she have a sister? **** her instead... and her mom...

**NMacFar** · 08-06-2010, 12:15 PM

Lingerie, role play, sex toys, dirty talk or fart on her face. I think all of those are acceptable. lol.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by NMacFar

Lingerie, role play, sex toys, dirty talk or fart on her face. I think all of those are acceptable. lol.

the first couple I was diggin... then you dropped that last one (no pun intended)... wouldnt it be "the shit" if that turned her on more?

**DSM4Life** · 08-06-2010, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Charlie6

try anal

or choking. some girls like to be choked

Try recieving anal, that should help keep you awake.

**DSM4Life** · 08-06-2010, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by bigboomer

Try having her lick you asshole and after a couple seconds rip the biggest fart on her face..may not be fun for her but it will spicen things up!

Best post ever

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by bigboomer

Try having her lick you asshole and after a couple seconds rip the biggest fart on her face..may not be fun for her but it will spicen things up!

make sure you eat taco bell first

**Dukkit** · 08-06-2010, 01:27 PM

finger in the butt

YOUR butt. her finger

makes it all better

and the farting comments are fukkin hilarious guys

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 01:29 PM

2 fukken words...

DONKEY PUNCH

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

finger in the butt

YOUR butt. her finger

makes it all better

and the farting comments are fukkin hilarious guys

yah, we have some really romantic casa nova's in here.

**bigboomer** · 08-06-2010, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

make sure you eat taco bell first

Off coarse, thats a given!

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

yah, we have some really romantic casa nova's in here.

Thank you KP! I think I see a name change for myself soon "casa nova". Maybe!

**vanduhl** · 08-06-2010, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by bigboomer

Try having her lick you asshole and after a couple seconds rip the biggest fart on her face..may not be fun for her but it will spicen things up!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I just fukkin Dyed laughin

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by bigboomer

Off coarse, thats a given!

Thank you KP! I think I see a name change for myself soon "casa nova". Maybe!

when you hit 3000 posts that can be your custom title

**bigboomer** · 08-06-2010, 01:46 PM

Wow, it looks like I've got some whoring to do then, don't I.

**bigboomer** · 08-06-2010, 01:47 PM

Off to the gym brotha..stay slutty!

**LGM** · 08-06-2010, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

2 fukken words...

DONKEY PUNCH

I told her about Dirty Sanchez, and the Alabama Hot Pocket... She seemed... Well... Lets say "disinterested".

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by LGM

I told her about Dirty Sanchez, and the Alabama Hot Pocket... She seemed... Well... Lets say "disinterested".

well, tell her that bouncing on the pole gets boring after a while... she better open up her mind, ass, and whatever other oriface you so choose

**Hazard** · 08-06-2010, 01:59 PM

WTF is an alabama hot pocket? LMFAO

~Haz~

**Knockout_Power** · 08-06-2010, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

WTF is an alabama hot pocket? LMFAO

~Haz~

well, being named after a place in Alabama, I'd imagine it has something to do with being cornered in your room by your mom and dad and half a dozen dildos