4 Car Pile up = Srtippers???

[Bertuzzi]

Ok, so this just happened right infront of my work. There was a small 4 car pile up on the road.... so all 4 of the cars pull into our parking lot to exchange insurance info. 2 of the drivers are hot ass girls but thats not enough.

The last vehicle involed in the accident was driver by a guy and out of the car comes 3 girls that appear to be strippers. The reason I think they were strippers is cuz how they dressed, walked and bent over.... not to mention the hot blonde lifter up her shirt and start adjusting her tits.... I shit you not.... this actually happened!! The guy driving the vehicle with the "strippers" def looked like a strip club DJ, that helped us draw our conclusion that they were strippers.... I walked out an snuck a picture with my phone.... you guys decide....

The blonde had one of the sexiest bodies I ever saw..... this shit just made my day!!

[JinNtonic]

Did the driver have a mullet and sport a fanny pack?

[bigboomer]

Nice! You even got some pics.They look like strippers to me, fish net stocking, little ass skirts. Your average girls dont dress like that. i never see shit like that. What a perfect way to end the day at work..They look so friggen hot, and i cant even see there faces!lol

[DSM4Life]

Should have told the blonde she was losing oxygen and in order to save her life you must give her mouth to vag resuscitation.

[Bertuzzi]

Did the driver have a mullet and sport a fanny pack?

No.... I wish I got a pic of him though.... he was for sure a Strip Club DJ.... I was gonna go talk to them but there was like 12 people total in all the cars and I just didn't want to get involved.

[Bertuzzi]

Should have told the blonde she was losing oxygen and in order to save her life you must give her mouth to vag resuscitation.

I wonder how well that would have went over

[Bertuzzi]

If you look at the picture the DJ looking guy is in the red untucked dress shirt black pants and big old shit kicker boots from 1994 on the far right of the picture.

[Bigdog99]

I love strippers

[Vitruvian-Man]

I haven't raised this old guy in a while...... but......




I don't see a spoon anywhere in that pic....

-VM

[Bertuzzi]

Vitruvian.... Now I am just confused... WTF are you talking about??

[Murtis]

I haven't raised this old guy in a while...... but......




I don't see a spoon anywhere in that pic....

It happened......I still have the boner to prove it

[Bertuzzi]

It happened......I still have the boner to prove it

See.... I have a second eye witness

[gixxerboy1]

there are stripper agencies that pick up girls at their home and then bring them to various clubs. Usually it a sub angency that employees the girls. Has nothing to do with the club or DJ

Dont ask how i know all this

[DSM4Life]

I wonder how well that would have went over

Of course she would have went through with it, she's blonde.

[Bertuzzi]

there are stripper agencies that pick up girls at their home and then bring them to various clubs. Usually it a sub angency that employees the girls. Has nothing to do with the club or DJ

Dont ask how i know all this

Ok, I won't ask.... but I am curious

Of course she would have went through with it, she's blonde.

[Vitruvian-Man]

Vitruvian.... Now I am just confused... WTF are you talking about??

Enjoy

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=404076

(Abdominators first post will give u the dictionary version of "the spoon")

-VM

[Vitruvian-Man]

More thorough definition...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=spoon+pic

-VM

[gixxerboy1]

you should have went over there with a $20 and seen if they got naked

[DCI]

Def strippers I smell the baby oil from here.

[stack_it]

They look like normal intelligent school teachers to me. You guys are pigs

[DCI]

Lmao, can ya imagine if they where teaching ya in school. The inappropriate titty touching and the hands by the sides rubbing against the teacher would be epic.

[Bertuzzi]

They look like normal intelligent school teachers to me. You guys are pigs

[MACHINE5150]

every once in a while life hands you a cherry.. u blew it by not offering them all a ride home.. then the pics would have been much more interestiing.. note to self, next time strippers get rear ended in your parking lot... offer them a ride home

[stack_it]

Or atleast offer them a more pleasant "rear ending"

[Bertuzzi]

See... I got a GF and I don't cheat.... sorry to disappoint guys

[stack_it]

It's not cheating if it's with a stripper. That's called building the economy.

[cherrydrpepper]

there are stripper agencies that pick up girls at their home and then bring them to various clubs. Usually it a sub angency that employees the girls. Has nothing to do with the club or DJ

Dont ask how i know all this

I made the mistake of dating one for a while. What you say is true. Not just that but they do other things sometimes; i.e. in some counties the girl actually has to get a special adult entertainer license I shit you not with her picture and stage name and shit

[Colts18]

I made the mistake of dating one for a while. What you say is true. Not just that but they do other things sometimes; i.e. in some counties the girl actually has to get a special adult entertainer license I shit you not with her picture and stage name and shit

haha, applying for the licence... "so is your name really Luscious Lexxy"

[Mr.Rose]

Bert I'm telling your GF you take photo's of strippers.

[gixxerboy1]

I made the mistake of dating one for a while. What you say is true. Not just that but they do other things sometimes; i.e. in some counties the girl actually has to get a special adult entertainer license I shit you not with her picture and stage name and shit

i know. i dated more then i can count.

In most places they want you to get a business licence. Technically you are self employed and renting stage space from them. Some bars just enforce it more then others

[Bertuzzi]

Bert I'm telling your GF you take photo's of strippers.

I told her the story and showed her the picture.... she said "Oh great my BF is on Test and he's got Strippers bending over infront of his office" She was a little uneasy....

[DCI]

every once in a while life hands you a cherry.. u blew it by not offering them all a ride home.. then the pics would have been much more interestiing.. note to self, next time strippers get rear ended in your parking lot... offer them a ride home

I have rear ended a stripper in a parking lot but it was under different surcumstances.

[MACHINE5150]

I have rear ended a stripper in a parking lot but it was under different surcumstances.

haha me too!!!

[Hazard]

LMFAO you snapped a picture..... I love it

~Haz~

[Bertuzzi]

LMFAO you snapped a picture..... I love it

~Haz~

Ya... I was walking out to my car to pretend to grab something and snapped it while walking... I was surprised I got them all in it considering I did it from my hip.

[Knockout_Power]

funny shit bro... I still say they work at Diva's West... check it out.