Turtle Says "Wow" While Mating

http://www.break.com/index/turtle-says-wow-while-mating

wtf!?!?!?! where do you get this shit?

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Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

wtf!?!?!?! where do you get this shit?

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How do you think i learned about sex ? Turtles.

I concur. Turtles have been around before dogs. The term doggystyle is not valid.

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Originally Posted by DSM4Life

How do you think i learned about sex ? Turtles.

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I have a red-footed tortoise... I should ask her for advice

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Originally Posted by HawaiianPride.

I concur. Turtles have been around before dogs. The term doggystyle is not valid.

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turtles can go forever... they are always hard.

http://www.maniacworld.com/i-like-turtles.jpg

^^^^:scratch:

that turned me on

hes obviously a premo...

I going to start doing it turtlestyle.

Wow... I knew turtles did Kung Fu but wow sex 2 and in the doggy mount!!???...WTF!!!

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Originally Posted by wanabeMASSIVE!

Wow... I knew turtles did Kung Fu but wow sex 2 and in the doggy mount!!???...WTF!!!

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I think theyre on the sauce too

http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/u...09/04/tmnt.jpg

Master Splinter FTW. No juice, all talent.

Turtles are dirt F%$ers.. when i was scuba diving in Hawaii most of the turtles had this strange wart like growth on thier necks the size of a baseball.. turns out it is some kind of Turtle STD.. like turtle warts or some sh%t..