Seriously, what the fukk did I do now?!?!?

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 02:56 PM

ok seriously, does this shit just follow me around... Im starting to think I make this shit up too... had to take a pic to believe it...

I just went out to deliver a case to one of our dentists and get lunch. Im sitting at the lights about 3 cars back and this Maseratti pulls up next to me. I look over and theres this trashy bleach blonde in the passenger seat and her fukken psychotic roided out blonde highlighted hair boyfriend in the driver seat. The car is pretty hot, Im staring at it and nodding my head. Driver rolls the window the rest of the way down and says "buddy, you lookin at something?"

I simply replied, just admiring bro... she's a hot ride.

"Dont be staring, could get you in trouble"

Again, nicely reply "sure thing man"

"and dont call me your fukken bro, you dont know me"

Your right about that, I say and just look forward...

"look at me when Im talking to you buddy, you dont want none of this"

So yah, at this point Im just like "so you're not getting laid either huh?"

His door opens and Im just thinking... I cant fukken believe this is about to happen.

He walks around his car and I can see his hand is balled up and he has some big ass rings on and I cant just imagine the blood thats going to be pouring from my face.

All I could think to say was... Dont do this man, not in front of your girl

Too late, he swings with his right from like 4 feet away, I was already taking a step back but then just leaned into him with a right to the bridge of his nose and forehead... he fell against my shitty Sentra rental car. His girl doesnt even get out of the car. I just pushed him over near his car and slapped his face a couple times to wake him up more... he wasent out, just slurring a bit...

Adrenaline is worn off now and my fukken hand is swole up. Took me about 15 minutes to write this. Heres a pic I just took, my two center knucks are sore as hell...

**Matt** · 08-09-2010, 03:01 PM

I bet he wont be jumping out of his car in a hurry again lol, nice one...

**Hoggage_54** · 08-09-2010, 03:02 PM

Your interossei are lacking

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 03:03 PM

Seriously 7, I know I tend to have a bad temper... but this is getting out of hand lately. Are there really this many pissed off insecure people out there now picking fights?

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Your interossei are lacking

had me going bro... thought you were reffering to brain cell's had to google that one...

thanx for pointing this out though.

**AlphaGenetics** · 08-09-2010, 03:07 PM

What a peice of shit. Nice job putting him in his place. Glad you diddnt get in trouble. In california its a felony to get out of your car to fight someone on the road.

**Big** · 08-09-2010, 03:08 PM

he was obviously on sust, I await his thread

**PC650** · 08-09-2010, 03:08 PM

good job bro.... always good to avoid a fight..but feels better knocking them out

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by Big

he was obviously on sust, I await his thread

but so am I, so it cancels each other out. Bet he is running more though... his skin was damn near purple... wonder what thats from... high blood pressure?

**Matt** · 08-09-2010, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

Seriously 7, I know I tend to have a bad temper... but this is getting out of hand lately. Are there really this many pissed off insecure people out there now picking fights?

You know its a funny thing but ive noticed that the bigger one gets the more you get guy's wanting to fight you. This was something that never bothered me in the past bro but im getting abit old for it now..

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by PC650

good job bro.... always good to avoid a fight..but feels better knocking them out

he wasent out, not like when you see Liddell star gazing... he was wobbly and couldnt stand back up... easy pickens for 2nd shot if you really wanted to.

**xxxl83** · 08-09-2010, 03:12 PM

THANKYOU, knockout power, for taking a stupid **** like that out. It's one less asshole for the rest of us to deal with. not that i condone public beatings lmao.... ok i do especially for douche bags. Only thing better would've been if you scooped up his girl.lol

Dudes like that give juiceheads a bad name.

xxxl83

**dec11** · 08-09-2010, 03:17 PM

lol, nice one mate. pricks like that need it!!!

**dec11** · 08-09-2010, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by 007

You know its a funny thing but ive noticed that the bigger one gets the more you get guy's wanting to fight you. This was something that never bothered me in the past bro but im getting abit old for it now..

ya i hear you, on a door i work, i always get the fighters wanting a go at me, they dont seem to bother the other guys much. i love it when they tell me id be too bulky and slow for em lol

**DSM4Life** · 08-09-2010, 03:20 PM

Can you slap me around a little ?

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by 007

You know its a funny thing but ive noticed that the bigger one gets the more you get guy's wanting to fight you. This was something that never bothered me in the past bro but im getting abit old for it now..

he was a big boy, only maybe an inch or two taller but a ton thicker and way lean.

Im guessing he just likes to intimidate people in front of his girl cause most will just back down... hell, I was even going to let it go and let him have his moment of glory impressing his woman but he just kept going with the shit... I WAS in a great mood before that...

**zimmy** · 08-09-2010, 03:22 PM

you punch wrong....fist says so.

**dec11** · 08-09-2010, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

he was a big boy, only maybe an inch or two taller but a ton thicker and way lean.

Im guessing he just likes to intimidate people in front of his girl cause most will just back down... hell, I was even going to let it go and let him have his moment of glory impressing his woman but he just kept going with the shit... I WAS in a great mood before that...

fvck him, he got what he deserved mate, he'll think twice about his attitude from now on

**HawaiianPride.** · 08-09-2010, 03:28 PM

You did well keeping your composure. Good job.

**warchild** · 08-09-2010, 03:32 PM

fvck yea man!

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by dec11

ya i hear you, on a door i work, i always get the fighters wanting a go at me, they dont seem to bother the other guys much. i love it when they tell me id be too bulky and slow for em lol

I havent done much door work, mayeb filled in for a friends agency a dozen times, but sure as shit, right around midnight to 1am the assholes start getting throw out and they all want to show you how much they have learned watching UFC PPV's and how you should respect their tapout or affliction t-shirts... I just dont get it...

Worked a couple buses for a friend who owns a pub crawl business. Same shit, but the 2nd or 3rd bar when you are loading the buses up, some 150lb'r has to make some comment or take a quick shot at you while getting on the bus. Finally had to quite that gig too, it was just for fun and helping my buds and seeing the ass was great... some jerk always ruins a night out.

I think the single dumbest incident I encounterred was halloween 5 or 6 years ago... we were just loaded up from Union Hall and this 140lb shit starts making comments to the girls at the back of the bus. My youngest brother, 18 at the time, simply says to the guy... hey man, no need for that, lets just have fun. Fukker starts into him with shit like "what, you dont like *****... some kind of fag or something"

My bro isnt a big guy, 6'1 and maybe 170 but he will throw down with anyone if they are being rude. Instead he just looks up at me and kind of shrugs his shoulders. I start walking to the back of the bus and 3 of his friends stands up (one is this smaller juicer, turns out to be his brother) and starts appologising and tries to calm his younger mouthy brother down. Kid wont stop, hes calling me on, my brother on... tries pushing his brother and friends aside to get at me. He must have had something to prove... I just asked all the other people on the bus to exit and called a few of the Union bouncers onto the bus. His bro and friends wanted nothing to do with this so he asked me to please leave the bus and he would remove his brother. I respected that kid and just did it... his own fukken brother had to smack him and take him off the bus... again, wtf is wrong with these ass clowns?

**thegodfather** · 08-09-2010, 03:35 PM

Isn't Sust the one with ALL FOUR OF THE TESTS!?!!?!?!?

Lol, the dude obviously had a big chip on his shoulders...Had he tried that shit with me, he would have been staring down the barrel of one of my sidearms. I'm glad you did what you did, one less jerkoff that 1) will try to pick fights with random people, never knowing the skills, training, or capacity of the person they are trying to victimize, and 2) believes simply that being "big" entitles one to do unto others anything they please.... Props to you brother...

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

you punch wrong....fist says so.

I was waiting for someone to point this out... this isnt on a practice punching bag, sometimes you are at difficult angles. I was coming over his arm and just trying to make hard contact.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

Isn't Sust the one with ALL FOUR OF THE TESTS!?!!?!?!?

Lol, the dude obviously had a big chip on his shoulders...Had he tried that shit with me, he would have been staring down the barrel of one of my sidearms. I'm glad you did what you did, one less jerkoff that 1) will try to pick fights with random people, never knowing the skills, training, or capacity of the person they are trying to victimize, and 2) believes simply that being "big" entitles one to do unto others anything they please.... Props to you brother...

sust is generic... I believe you are right, the more popular brands are 4 esters, mine is a sweet custom blend, 80% short esters (prop and PP with 20% cyp)

**stack_it** · 08-09-2010, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by 007

You know its a funny thing but ive noticed that the bigger one gets the more you get guy's wanting to fight you. This was something that never bothered me in the past bro but im getting abit old for it now..

This is true. When I would go out to a club there would always be people hating. I still have scars on my knuckles. I guess there insecure and see fighting a bigger guy as a way to prove themselves. I tried to avoid fights but it usually didn't work.

**warchild** · 08-09-2010, 03:41 PM

i would have paid good money to see that kp

**stack_it** · 08-09-2010, 03:42 PM

This didn't happen to be vinny the chin did it lol

**dec11** · 08-09-2010, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I havent done much door work, mayeb filled in for a friends agency a dozen times, but sure as shit, right around midnight to 1am the assholes start getting throw out and they all want to show you how much they have learned watching UFC PPV's and how you should respect their tapout or affliction t-shirts... I just dont get it...

Worked a couple buses for a friend who owns a pub crawl business. Same shit, but the 2nd or 3rd bar when you are loading the buses up, some 150lb'r has to make some comment or take a quick shot at you while getting on the bus. Finally had to quite that gig too, it was just for fun and helping my buds and seeing the ass was great... some jerk always ruins a night out.

I think the single dumbest incident I encounterred was halloween 5 or 6 years ago... we were just loaded up from Union Hall and this 140lb shit starts making comments to the girls at the back of the bus. My youngest brother, 18 at the time, simply says to the guy... hey man, no need for that, lets just have fun. Fukker starts into him with shit like "what, you dont like *****... some kind of fag or something"

My bro isnt a big guy, 6'1 and maybe 170 but he will throw down with anyone if they are being rude. Instead he just looks up at me and kind of shrugs his shoulders. I start walking to the back of the bus and 3 of his friends stands up (one is this smaller juicer, turns out to be his brother) and starts appologising and tries to calm his younger mouthy brother down. Kid wont stop, hes calling me on, my brother on... tries pushing his brother and friends aside to get at me. He must have had something to prove... I just asked all the other people on the bus to exit and called a few of the Union bouncers onto the bus. His bro and friends wanted nothing to do with this so he asked me to please leave the bus and he would remove his brother. I respected that kid and just did it... his own fukken brother had to smack him and take him off the bus... again, wtf is wrong with these ass clowns?

usually spoilt pricks imo.
9/10 run away when i step down to them at work, all gob and no trousers

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

This is true. When I would go out to a club there would always be people hating. I still have scars on my knuckles. I guess there insecure and see fighting a bigger guy as a way to prove themselves. I tried to avoid fights but it usually didn't work.

yah, if you try to avoid them they make it look like you're a pussE bitch and keep calling you on cause they think you wont react and just keep taking it...

on a side note, this guy probably saw your pic of me and thought I was a fat bitch.

**PC650** · 08-09-2010, 03:44 PM

haha kp at least your name means something now.....

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by warchild

i would have paid good money to see that kp

I would have loved to have someone record the conversation.. I know it may not have sounded exactly as I wrote, but at least someone listenning in could confirm that I was NOT trying to make this happen.

Im saving the next personal beat down on myself to be inflicted by Diamond.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-09-2010, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by PC650

haha kp at least your name means something now.....

maybe on here.. when I was boxing I didnt make a lot of friends

**stack_it** · 08-09-2010, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

yah, if you try to avoid them they make it look like you're a pussE bitch and keep calling you on cause they think you wont react and just keep taking it...

on a side note, this guy probably saw your pic of me and thought I was a fat bitch.

Lmao. I'll send some ice for you since it's my fault lol.

On second thought, your in Canada, it's probably snowing by now so just walk outside.

**MACHINE5150** · 08-09-2010, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by 007

You know its a funny thing but ive noticed that the bigger one gets the more you get guy's wanting to fight you. This was something that never bothered me in the past bro but im getting abit old for it now..

Thats the truth.. it's like they walk into a bar and find the biggest guy (you) and come up and try and punch you.. I can assure you that is exactly what happens.. I am smaller now then i was before, but when i was younger and bigger it was constant..

Good work KP.. now you have earned your SN

**dec11** · 08-09-2010, 03:52 PM

i was bullied as a youngster and i love to hear of a bully getting a good measure lol, infact i think there should be a national, 'slap a bully' day

**dec11** · 08-09-2010, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by MACHINE5150

Thats the truth.. it's like they walk into a bar and find the biggest guy (you) and come up and try and punch you.. I can assure you that is exactly what happens.. I am smaller now then i was before, but when i was younger and bigger it was constant..

Good work KP.. now you have earned your SN

but is that a common boa in your avy mate? used to keep em

**DCI** · 08-09-2010, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by dec11

usually spoilt pricks imo.
9/10 run away when i step down to them at work, all gob and no trousers

Had that with a dickhead on the aug bank holiday weekend he was annoying one of the girls that was out with us all. We where on the dancefloor and he just comes up and the prick messing around with the girl. I just came over to him and said **** off or there will be trouble, he started mouthing etc. So I just gave a wave to one of the lads I used go to the gym he's a boucer there and he just picked your man up by the arms and ****ed him out. That's even better than kicking the head off someone imo when your in a nithgclub as they paid to get in and they just wasted all their money. And well I finished fights before and well it didn't end up well for me with the cops.

**MACHINE5150** · 08-09-2010, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

you punch wrong....fist says so.

how do you figure? He got him in the nose.. connected with two middle knuckles.. what do you expect and open palm??

**JinNtonic** · 08-09-2010, 03:56 PM

So where is the picture of the girl...?

**ghettoboyd** · 08-09-2010, 03:56 PM

that story is fukin great....i get angry at douchbags like that almost daily but ive managed to keep my anger in check so far....it feels good to see someone has the balls to stand up and put that pos in his place....and right in front of his girl.....f-in priceless bro nice job.....