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    CherryDrPepper Is Gonna Get Laid.

    Im tired of starting new threads so this is going to be my consolidated thread that I bump routinely.

    It is my goal to plow bitches like a mother****er.

    Now let me be frank. The last three nights I went to the bar, a ****in hot bitch asked me to sit next to her and chat. Why is this relevant? Because Im terrible with women up to this point.. but something magical is going on. Maybe its because I did my first cycle. Maybe its because Ive been cutting. Its probably because I decided to stop being a pu$$y. I decided to remove the pu$$y and its working.

    Tonight's War Story

    I bar hop solo, not wasting any time at the lame bars full of dudes. I finally have to go into the R&B bar that everyone dances in. Its a dance club basically. I find out its coin night.

    Im standing at the bar. I make eye contact with a girl three times. I figure she's going to be my target. But I'm wrong.

    Two bitches get my attention and ask me to come sit by them. Some Herb (me 5 years ago looking dude) is creeping on them. I swoop in like Superman and we chat it up. One thing leads to another. One of them is smoking. Tight body. They are both two of the bitchiest people ive ever met though. Haterade is strong with them. Lots of "I hate mexicans" and shit like that out of their mouths. We get it bumpin. They're downing Yager. Im sipping my beer slow, which is incredible control on my part. I fight the urge to get trashed so I can "Talk to them better/easier" which I know is pu$$y bullshit coming from my self conscious.

    I start grinding on the hot one. We start getting heavy. She tells me I'm a good dancer. I haven't danced in.. about 2-3 years. But my shit is on fire like a brown bag on an old man's porch. So I groove with her. Everything is going so well. As I watch her down the yager I imagine what its gonna be like to **** her in my pool in the dark. I'm gonna give it to her good. Shes worth it. Nevermind that she has three kids and is probably loose and its gonna feel like a hot dog being thrown down a hallway. **** it ive got a big sausage I can handle it.

    Thats when it happens. "How old are you?". "How old are you ?" I say, not wanting to get metaphorically ****ed as I have before at this point (previously with a 21 year old a couple months back). She says shes 24. I tell her my age. Her demeanor switches in a heartbeat. She's deaded me in her mind. The night goes on. I make sure im not imagining it but she starts to reject my advances. ****. I just wasted almost 2 hours with this girl. I check the floor. Everyone that was hot and single when I came in has found some cock to grind on.

    **** it. My shit is like Kung Fu The Legend. It continues. I will be back in the game tomorrow. Your shit won't break me. My eye is on the prize. I have a new tweak in my game:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt3oD0AI7j8

    But things are rolling. I will not be stopped.

    To be continued..

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    Should have told her you were 24 with ten years experience lol.

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    Sneak peak of tomorrow's adventures

    Going to call the 19 year old and try to get her out.. She texted me tonight after I texted her.

    Im going to a club that is notorious for 2 to 1 odds on bitches. The reputation is strong throughout the entire town for its meat market properties.

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    Take her anal virginity!

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    how old r u?

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    Quote Originally Posted by warchild View Post
    how old r u?
    Im 29 years old. Im not that mature though.. mentally..

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    29 and she was weirded out? WTF I would of dogged that bitch so bad she would have fvcked me just to boost her self esteem back up. I was thinking you were like 35.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    29 and she was weirded out? WTF I would of dogged that bitch so bad she would have fvcked me just to boost her self esteem back up. I was thinking you were like 35.
    Dude thats what I said Stack. And this girl has 3 kids and shes deading me like that? I mean what the f- ?

    But really I look at myself as the bigger person. Even when I was grinding her, there was an element of respect. I accepted her as she is. I knew that if I banged this girl and fell in love, it would be possible I would have to call my mom and tell her Im with a divorced girl with 3 kids.

    You know what though **** it. The last 3 damn nights I went out bitches want to talk to me. I must not be a bad looking dude and ive got the confidence going now, so nothing is standing in my way.

    **** it. Im gonna hit that bitch with Blue Steel next time (watching Zoolander to cheer myself up before bed haha)


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    But really I look at myself as the bigger person. Even when I was grinding her, there was an element of respect. I accepted her as she is. I knew that if I banged this girl and fell in love, it would be possible I would have to call my mom and tell her Im with a divorced girl with 3 kids.
    Never fall in love with a girl from a club. Get that out of your head and you'll be golden. Live by the three F's. Find em, fvck em, and forget em.

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    That video won't play on my phone for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    That video won't play on my phone for some reason.
    Oh, its big pimpin

    lyrics
    "You know I thug em **** em love em leave em cause I dont ****in need em.. "

    LOL its my workout buddies theme song for my phone.. he has the strongest game of anyone I know. His shit is so tight I asked him what to do with the 19 year old he says straight faced "call her around midnight and tell her you wanna ****" HAHA

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    lol. His logic isn't half bad. Obviously you wouldn't wanna have a relationship with a 19 year old.

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    you prbly werent enough of a douche bag for her

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    you probally treated her too nice.

    from my observations, women like being treated like shit.... they say they don't, but all the biggest assholes and douchebags that treat women like crap, often seem to get the most.

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    The consensus on the last two posts are right on.

    If you want to be a Jedi "Slayer" you need to avoid the Dream Killers and settle for 7.68433 or lower. Dream Killers with a rating of 8.7993 or higher are not worth the effort and usually suck in the sack.

    You need to act more like a D-bag and close the deal. Pretty soon you will be able to carry the title of a Master Jedi "Slayer".

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    Ask if she wants to play "Monkey see, monkey do."

    Then pull these out


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    Cherry....I didn't even read this shit. But I've decided ur one crazy ****. If ur ever in nevada....let me know. Its strippers and blow for you my friend.

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    Ill give it to you cdp, you got tenacity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Never fall in love with a girl from a club. Get that out of your head and you'll be golden. Live by the three F's. Find em, fvck em, and forget em.
    Dude we seriously need to meet....

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    to the OP...man u need to make a thread for this shit........u dont get laid very often do u?

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    Just do the cocky/funny routine

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    to the OP...man u need to make a thread for this shit........u dont get laid very often do u?
    run DP, he's relentless with this shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    run DP, he's relentless with this shit
    Nah i dont see a point of telling the whole world that u got laid.....its not the unique....if he titled his thread "my stories from Night clubs" that will be much interesting.....

    Imagine Dukkit creating a thread like this.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Imagine Dukkit creating a thread like this.........
    yah, but his thread would be called

    An STD for every letter of the alphabit

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    Quote Originally Posted by warchild View Post
    you prbly werent enough of a douche bag for her
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    you probally treated her too nice.

    from my observations, women like being treated like shit.... they say they don't, but all the biggest assholes and douchebags that treat women like crap, often seem to get the most.
    Yeah I guess I was too nice. She came off as insecure. People who hate a lot usually have insecurities, and half the shit she was saying was to make fun of a random dude dancing or something stupid.

    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Ask if she wants to play "Monkey see, monkey do."

    Then pull these out
    hell yeah

    Quote Originally Posted by MMArmour View Post
    Cherry....I didn't even read this shit. But I've decided ur one crazy ****. If ur ever in nevada....let me know. Its strippers and blow for you my friend.
    hahaha thanks man

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics View Post
    Ill give it to you cdp, you got tenacity.
    Thanks dude. Yeah Ive got big balls lately.. guess cause im almost done with my nolva / clomi

    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    to the OP...man u need to make a thread for this shit........u dont get laid very often do u?
    Ive had 5 girls. I was a fat depressed drunkard for quite a while. Then I started bulking and then decided I have to cut after noticing what my 150 lb friends were pulling. I'm really lean right now I might post a pic in a month after my clen finishes. Women want lean. I dunno Im not going to open this can of worms again, but they want a cut up guy no matter what size.

    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    run DP, he's relentless with this shit
    lol

    Ok im gonna go work on my tan. Probably back later

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    I have a question for you guys.

    When a girl makes up some reason to not be into you, I had heard on one of my how to pick up women tapes that its their way of testing you to see if you're a pu$$y or what. I was thinking about this this morning. Should I have tried to overcome her objection? I had been talking to this girl almost 2 hours so we were friendly up til then.

    I asked an acquaintance and he said girls will make excuses, then he started to say some other shit but had to go.

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    it probly means she wants to get fvked but not by you!!!

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    just kidding........it sounds like she doesn't know what she wants if she is having 2 hour conversations with you.....

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    yeah thanks lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    I have a question for you guys.

    When a girl makes up some reason to not be into you, I had heard on one of my how to pick up women tapes that its their way of testing you to see if you're a pu$$y or what. I was thinking about this this morning. Should I have tried to overcome her objection? I had been talking to this girl almost 2 hours so we were friendly up til then.

    I asked an acquaintance and he said girls will make excuses, then he started to say some other shit but had to go.
    sounds like a situation where you should leave it be... if she wants you to chase you have to accept she wants to be in control. If you let it be, she may wonder whats up and make the call to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    I have a question for you guys.

    When a girl makes up some reason to not be into you, I had heard on one of my how to pick up women tapes that its their way of testing you to see if you're a pu$$y or what. I was thinking about this this morning. Should I have tried to overcome her objection? I had been talking to this girl almost 2 hours so we were friendly up til then.

    I asked an acquaintance and he said girls will make excuses, then he started to say some other shit but had to go.
    Yeah you missed an opportunity there.....

    Not sure if she was testing you or not but if you just walked away - you failed.

    If she had a problem with your age then you needed to take control back and make her feel as if she needs to work to keep your attention. You may have gotten too close too fast.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    You may have gotten too close too fast.....

    ~Haz~
    you blew on her face while she was yawning didnt you?

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    too many bitches to think too hard about just one.. Some girls go out just to flirt just so they feel wanted.. thats how they feel good about themselves, especially when they have a couple kids..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    you blew on her face while she was yawning didnt you?

    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Yeah you missed an opportunity there.....

    Not sure if she was testing you or not but if you just walked away - you failed.

    If she had a problem with your age then you needed to take control back and make her feel as if she needs to work to keep your attention. You may have gotten too close too fast.....

    ~Haz~
    Thanks for the advice I really appreciate it. I definitely f d up. At one point I had my hand on her hip. She moved it down to her ass for me.

    Going out tonight. Hopefully will be banging something instead of posting here at 3 am. I'll let you guys know regardless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    Thanks for the advice I really appreciate it. I definitely f d up. At one point I had my hand on her hip. She moved it down to her ass for me.

    Going out tonight. Hopefully will be banging something instead of posting here at 3 am. I'll let you guys know regardless.
    careful bro, women can sense things like desperate men going out on a wednesday night trying to score some ass.

    but if you succeed, pics please

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    One word of advice to the OP that I was told and its actually pretty damn true.

    treat a whore like a princess and princess like a whore
    AKD_FitChick likes this.

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    good luck........you will be my hero if you get anal tonite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    you probally treated her too nice.

    from my observations, women like being treated like shit.... they say they don't, but all the biggest assholes and douchebags that treat women like crap, often seem to get the most.
    quite sad but true

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