Joke of The Day...

[Jack87]

A guy was told he had just 24 hours to live, so he decided to go home
and make passionate love to his wife. He crept into the bedroom, slid
into bed and for the next three hours enjoyed the wildest sex he'd
ever experienced. Finally exhausted, he crawled into the bathroom
where he was surprised to find his wife lying in the bath with a
mudpack on her face. "How did you get in here?" he asked. "Sssh!" she
said. "You'll wake my mother."

[popa]

lol

[Terinox]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

....Unless she's a MILF!!!