Headlines from the year 2029

[lovbyts]

I have seen it before but never posted here.


Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. We are there now but dont know it.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. It will never happen

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. It will happen...

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. Figures.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Hahahahahahahahaha

Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Close to that now.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

[terraj]

You want a snapshot of the next 100 years?

" The Next 100 Years" by George Friedman, he is a geo-polictical itelligence guy and he puts forward some interesting predications.

[vanduhl]

You want a snapshot of the next 100 years?

" The Next 100 Years" by George Friedman, he is a geo-polictical itelligence guy and he puts forward some interesting predications.

is that a book or a documentary?

[vanduhl]

i have seen it before but never posted here. I lol at the japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter......

Headlines from the year 2029


ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, mexifornia, formerly known as california .

white minorities still trying to have english recognized as mexifornia's third language.

spotted owl plague threatens northwestern united states crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but president chelsea clinton has banned all smoking.

George z. Bush says he will run for president in 2036.

Postal service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in mexifornia and floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every
high school in united states

senate still blocking drilling in anwr even though gas is selling for 4532 pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on tuesdays and fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of nba players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by january 2030.

Irs sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

scary^^^^

[terraj]

is that a book or a documentary?

Book, great read

[NattyR1]

China controls U.S. economy.

U.S. retaliates by sending marines into China

new cold war, U.S. makes new currency.

[stack_it]

Breaking news! "steroids may be beneficial to humans"

In other news "steroids the true cause of terrorism"

[Stigmata101]

Osama Bin Laden releases another video!

Priest sleeps with altar boy!

Elvis Presley spotted in french cafe!

[lovbyts]

Osama Bin Laden releases another video!

Priest sleeps with altar boy!

Elvis Presley spotted in french cafe!

Those are good....

Chelsie Clinton get married for 3rd time

Hillary Clinton is has a new girlfriend

Obomas #1 daughter stars in another xxx movie

Apple is gaining market shares over Microsoft, now at 25%

[dec11]

breaking news, Knockout Power finally gets laid.................

[Atomini]

Anabolic steroids finally legalized in every major country; United States the last country to do so

[Hoggage_54]

iPhone 22 loses reception when looked at