Yesterday I was at a little pre-party and one of the rushees of my frat was talking about how he had done steroids. His exact words were, "yeah i done that shit, it fucking works". So I'm thinking, ya know, he IS from compton, so who knows, plus he's an athelete and pretty big, so I inquired what he did. He said it was stanox which I've never heard of but he said that they were little tiny pills. I figured they were winny tabs. So I asked him how many did he take, he told me he did a cycle of them. At this point my bros were staring at me with suspicious glances. I continued, and asked him how many did he take a day, he said 2 a day, and it worked. I was thinking about an appropriate response, but I ended up telling him that it probably didn't do much but fuck with his liver, but if it worked that's great.
I still don't know how to explain my knowledge of it without getting under suspicion.