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    Bitches be crazy

    I'm not generally the guy that weird shit happens to. But last night was out in the club with the lads. Dancing away and believe it or not I was the sober judge of the night it was my turn to drive.

    Throwing what I loosely call white man and more to the point white irish man dancing. So anyway dancing away giving it socks and this hot bodied tall irish one comes over and just lifts up my shirt and no word of a lie runs her fingers over my ab's and then goes down and just licks me from my crocth to neck and then kisses me. I was honestly stunned lol. And the other lads were just bursting their holes laughing. What a skanky yoke of a thing wouldn't touch her again but it's certainly one for the books.

    I suppose everyone here has way wilder stories as ye are from the US of A

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    you shoulda cracked her in the ankle with a cane and then bent her over on the dancefloor

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    Lmao, I wish as I said that kinda mad shit never happens to me. Was enjoyable durrrty yoke. I'm waiting for haz to wade in here and tell us about he was basically riding a one upside on the ceiling of the club while drinking and 4 other women around him He's always good for mental stories lol.

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    Buddy, I can hear your accent when you type! lol I'm imagining a leprechaun with abs right now. NOT COOL.

    How you been? Feel like I haven't you in the lounge for a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    I'm not generally the guy that weird shit happens to. But last night was out in the club with the lads. Dancing away and believe it or not I was the sober judge of the night it was my turn to drive.

    Throwing what I loosely call white man and more to the point white irish man dancing. So anyway dancing away giving it socks and this hot bodied tall irish one comes over and just lifts up my shirt and no word of a lie runs her fingers over my ab's and then goes down and just licks me from my crocth to neck and then kisses me. I was honestly stunned lol. And the other lads were just bursting their holes laughing. What a skanky yoke of a thing wouldn't touch her again but it's certainly one for the books.

    I suppose everyone here has way wilder stories as ye are from the US of A

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    wilder??
    obviously u havent been to england. ya livin in a shed in scotland or sumthin laddo..

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    If you've got a nice body then that's something you can expect every weekend here. I was out at a club once and these two girls walk up to me and one goes behind me wraps her arms around me and slides both hands right down into my pants. The other one lifts up my shirt and starts biting on my nipples. So basically getting molested in the middle of a dance floor.


    Wouldve been an amazing night but my gf at the time was at the bar getting drinks. I let it go on for about 30 seconds and then had to stop it. Many other stories like this that lead to good times in bed tho while I was single.

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    Where do you live again, stack? lol...

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    st louis lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    Buddy, I can hear your accent when you type! lol I'm imagining a leprechaun with abs right now. NOT COOL.

    How you been? Feel like I haven't you in the lounge for a while
    Lol, jayus ye amerians buy into any old shit we irish have to sell Leprecahuns lol been good not too bad now the usual shit.

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    wilder??
    obviously u havent been to england. ya livin in a shed in scotland or sumthin laddo..
    I've been to scotland and never witnessed that before lol where you from haha :P

    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    If you've got a nice body then that's something you can expect every weekend here. I was out at a club once and these two girls walk up to me and one goes behind me wraps her arms around me and slides both hands right down into my pants. The other one lifts up my shirt and starts biting on my nipples. So basically getting molested in the middle of a dance floor.


    Wouldve been an amazing night but my gf at the time was at the bar getting drinks. I let it go on for about 30 seconds and then had to stop it. Many other stories like this that lead to good times in bed tho while I was single.
    Durrrty lol I demand pcitures

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    Lol, jayus ye amerians buy into any old shit we irish have to sell Leprecahuns lol been good not too bad now the usual shit.
    I'm Canadian! French Canadian at that too!

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    Worse again :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    I'm Canadian! French Canadian at that too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    I'm not generally the guy that weird shit happens to. But last night was out in the club with the lads. Dancing away and believe it or not I was the sober judge of the night it was my turn to drive.

    Throwing what I loosely call white man and more to the point white irish man dancing. So anyway dancing away giving it socks and this hot bodied tall irish one comes over and just lifts up my shirt and no word of a lie runs her fingers over my ab's and then goes down and just licks me from my crocth to neck and then kisses me. I was honestly stunned lol. And the other lads were just bursting their holes laughing. What a skanky yoke of a thing wouldn't touch her again but it's certainly one for the books.

    I suppose everyone here has way wilder stories as ye are from the US of A

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    lol, you'd like door work in dublin, the women are shameless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    er, whats tht white substance in yer mouth Celine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    lol, you'd like door work in dublin, the women are shameless
    Lol, I can only imagine. Some serious dirty knocks around there lol. Must have a look at this coop man you got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    Lol, I can only imagine. Some serious dirty knocks around there lol. Must have a look at this coop man you got.
    yeah, shes up for sale hopefully at end of sept along with the fireblade

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    Should sell both very quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    Should sell both very quickly.
    yeah, i hope mate. pm me next time yous are having a car meet and if i still have her i'll join up

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    I'm doing an RR day in CDA in dunboyne if you wanna pop along it's on the sept 11th and I must find out where ya bounce man and pop into ya some night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    I'm doing an RR day in CDA in dunboyne if you wanna pop along it's on the sept 11th and I must find out where ya bounce man and pop into ya some night.
    ah crap, im goin on hols 2mro and not back till 13th sept.

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    Damien hope your not complaining son

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    Lol, def not complaining it was just hilarious. I even went to the lad I was out with, I'd have loved to have fcked her brains out cos can ya imagine the amount of cock that has been inside her if she did that without even knowing lol.

    @ Dec your a right useless man

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