The Quotes Thread

**ReX357** · 09-04-2010, 02:52 AM

Just quote whatever the f*ck you want.

"YEP BUDDAYYY! LIGHT WEIGHT!" - Ronnie Coleman

"All I got in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break'em for no one... dju understand?" - Tony Montana

"I'ma tell you something you might not know about me Joe Rogan... I smoke rocks!" - Tyronne Biggums

**DSM4Life** · 09-04-2010, 07:52 AM

"Great, another one of these threads." - DSM4Life

**collar** · 09-04-2010, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

"Great, another one of these threads." - DSM4Life

rofl.

**cherrydrpepper** · 09-04-2010, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

"I'm never getting laid again" - DSM4Life

"I'm gonna show this bitch my OH face. OH OH OH" - me to half the girls I hit on / office space scene

"Better get your 12 gauge and go bird hunting for that stork since you don't know where babies come from" - me to my friend king dingaling that never pulls out

**ReX357** · 09-04-2010, 10:03 AM

"I eat da poo poo" - DSM4Life

**DSM4Life** · 09-04-2010, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

"I'm gonna show this bitch my OH face. OH OH OH" - me to half the girls I hit on / office space scene

**cherrydrpepper** · 09-04-2010, 10:39 AM

lol dsm

"I can't believe you drank my bottle of wine last night. It was very expensive"
- how much was it?
"It was $10. No.. $9.50."

My roommate dead serious pissed that I drank his wine out of the fridge. I just ordered him some online to make up for it lol

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. " - Col. Jessup , A Few Good Men

**Stigmata101** · 09-05-2010, 03:30 AM

Stop being sexist cause bitches hate it

Favorite t-shirt i saw a hottie wearing in a pic somewhere - this is the only shirt i had that didn't have cum on it

**ReX357** · 09-05-2010, 05:04 AM

Seen on custom license plate on big jacked up truck driven by a girl:

WAS HIS

**Vitruvian-Man** · 09-05-2010, 10:14 AM

"Buffalo Bill": It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

Catherine Martin: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it.

"Buffalo Bill": It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Precious]

"Buffalo Bill": Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!

Catherine Martin: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.

"Buffalo Bill": Now it places the lotion in the basket.

Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!

"Buffalo Bill": It places the lotion in the basket.

Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...

"Buffalo Bill": Put the ****ing lotion in the basket!

-VM