**Stack_it and Calgarian host AR's loveline**

**stack_it** · 09-15-2010, 03:14 PM

Ok so we seem to have a lot of members here that can't figure out how to treat women in order to get what they want/need. Every situation will vary slightly but all have the same concept.

This thread is a place to ask all your relationship questions. Whether it be how do I get this girl to marry me or how do I bang my neighbors girlfriend and everything in between.

Calgarian and myself will be answering any questions but feel free to chime in with your own thoughts or answers.

**MaNiCC** · 09-15-2010, 03:19 PM

A fatty lover and a Virgin.... shoot me now!

**ReX357** · 09-15-2010, 03:22 PM

Hello stack_it,

I am wondering how I could increase my pimping game a bit. Last time I was out, I was able to train 3 girls to go up to other guys and get drinks bought for them and bring them back to me. I didn't spend a cent on alcohol. Now I'm wondering how I could go about training the girls to train other girls to do the same so I can have my friends drunk for free too.

The principle of getting those girls to do that was they thought they would end up f*cking me at the end of the night. I need to have a way so that they see something rewarding in training other girls to do so. Any suggestions?

**calgarian** · 09-15-2010, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by MaNiCC

A fatty lover and a Virgin.... shoot me now!

beats ur spank bank anytime.....

**ghettoboyd** · 09-15-2010, 03:26 PM

this should be rich......cant wait for the first victim...

**calgarian** · 09-15-2010, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

this should be rich......cant wait for the first victim...

go away u r married

**stack_it** · 09-15-2010, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by MaNiCC

A fatty lover and a Virgin.... shoot me now!

Haha. Yeah I just get them ready to fvck and then eat a sandwich and go to bed. Just to piss them off lol.

**stack_it** · 09-15-2010, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by ReX357

Hello stack_it,

I am wondering how I could increase my pimping game a bit. Last time I was out, I was able to train 3 girls to go up to other guys and get drinks bought for them and bring them back to me. I didn't spend a cent on alcohol. Now I'm wondering how I could go about training the girls to train other girls to do the same so I can have my friends drunk for free too.

The principle of getting those girls to do that was they thought they would end up f*cking me at the end of the night. I need to have a way so that they see something rewarding in training other girls to do so. Any suggestions?

Tell them to quit drooling over the ugly chics in tge corner and to take notes. I've actually helped a friend learn how to do this lol.

**ReX357** · 09-15-2010, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Tell them to quit drooling over the ugly chics in tge corner and to take notes. I've actually helped a friend learn how to do this lol.

Trying to help my bros out but I guess they'll have to figure it out for themselves.

**ReX357** · 09-15-2010, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Haha. Yeah I just get them ready to fvck and then eat a sandwich and go to bed. Just to piss them off lol.

That's genius bro.

**Bryan2** · 09-15-2010, 07:37 PM

How do I get women to make me more sandwiches?

**PC650** · 09-15-2010, 07:44 PM

how do i get my girl to have a threesome with her sister?????

**Mr.Rose** · 09-16-2010, 01:34 AM

I got a question for cal.

If i meet a new friend, and she had a bf, is it ok for her to sleep over at mine and cuddle?

**Standby** · 09-16-2010, 05:00 AM

im so excited for this thread!!!!

**DSM4Life** · 09-16-2010, 05:17 AM

What do you do if a girl has vagina fat ?

**marcus300** · 09-16-2010, 06:00 AM

I have a friend who is to shy to ask this so I said I would ask for him:

How can I get over my inverted penis, even when hard its like a button mushroom?

There you go Swifto I asked for you.

**ghettoboyd** · 09-16-2010, 07:01 AM

oooooohhhhh lol....your a good friend marcus...

**stack_it** · 09-16-2010, 07:11 AM

Lmao I'm headed to work so I'll let cal get to these first.

**Dukkit** · 09-16-2010, 07:27 AM

I dont have any questions

Ill just watch

**Dukkit** · 09-16-2010, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

What do you do if a girl has vagina fat ?

motorboat that shit

**Dukkit** · 09-16-2010, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by PC650

how do i get my girl to have a threesome with her sister?????

talk her into it by saying she wont be so uncomfortable with her sister instead of some random girl

plus she knows her sister is safe and disease free

and that it would mean more to you because her sister reminds you of her

**Dukkit** · 09-16-2010, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by Bryan2

How do I get women to make me more sandwiches?

say, and I qoute...

"Bitch, make me a sandwich! That is all"

**calgarian** · 09-16-2010, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by Mr.Rose

I got a question for cal.

If i meet a new friend, and she had a bf, is it ok for her to sleep over at mine and cuddle?

oh yeah its ok but then after a while get ready for the drama, here exactly how it goes
1. she will try to kiss u.
2 thats her explanation will be " i never liked ur buddy the only reason i let him fvck me cause i wanted to cuddle with u"
3. u will tell her to fvck off
4. she will break it off with ur friend and u will loose him to.

so its up to u if u want to do it.

**calgarian** · 09-16-2010, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

What do you do if a girl has vagina fat ?

my thoughts.....
1.

if not
2.

and

**calgarian** · 09-16-2010, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by marcus300

I have a friend who is to shy to ask this so I said I would ask for him:

How can I get over my inverted penis, even when hard its like a button mushroom?

There you go Swifto I asked for you.

u sure its swifto? not KP?

**marcus300** · 09-16-2010, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

u sure its swifto? not KP?

No its Swifto, but keep it to ourselves

**calgarian** · 09-16-2010, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by ReX357

That's genius bro.

on his part...i had to satisfy my fatties then drive to his place and satisfy his bitch too.....driving part made me tired...

next time i make sure he is in the neighbor's house.

**calgarian** · 09-16-2010, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by marcus300

No its Swifto, but keep it to ourselves

Synthol?

**marcus300** · 09-16-2010, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Synthol?

Swifto tried synthol but it just made the head swollen like a mushroom but with a pencil shaft, something very similar to this:

**calgarian** · 09-16-2010, 08:24 AM

stick it this time in a pencil shaft instead of penis head?

I dont know how to solve this problem cause I never had the issue

**marcus300** · 09-16-2010, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

stick it this time in a pencil shaft instead of penis head?

I dont know how to solve this problem cause I never had the issue

He did stick it in his shaft but it all went to his head, for some reason

.

**calgarian** · 09-16-2010, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by marcus300

He did stick it in his shaft but it all went to his head, for some reason

.

damn it....y dont you pull Houdini on his chicks then? a

**Swifto** · 09-16-2010, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by marcus300

I have a friend who is to shy to ask this so I said I would ask for him:

How can I get over my inverted penis, even when hard its like a button mushroom?

There you go Swifto I asked for you.

Hahaha.... I just laughed out loud!

No button mushroom here pal.

I had UN weapons inspectors round my house looking for a Weapon of Mass Seduction back in 2006.

**Swifto** · 09-16-2010, 08:33 AM

Did you get those caps of viagra/cialis/levitra you begged me to make you Marcus? Uno... The really strong one's?

**calgarian** · 09-16-2010, 08:34 AM

**Calgarian grabs a bag of popcorn and sits on couch

**marcus300** · 09-16-2010, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Swifto

Did you get those caps of viagra/cialis/levitra you begged me to make you Marcus? Uno... The really strong one's?

LOL, you wont need them will you!!

Your making gear now are you?

I will send someone round to see you about that

xx

**Swifto** · 09-16-2010, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by marcus300

LOL,

Your making gear now are you?

I will send someone round to see you about that

xx

Low blow, low blow!

Well, you begged me to make these super extreme strength erectile dysfunction caps... I said NO! But then I felt sorry for you.... And your otherhalf....

**marcus300** · 09-16-2010, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by Swifto

Low blow, low blow!

Well, you begged me to make these super extreme strength erectile dysfunction caps... I said NO! But then I felt sorry for you.... And your otherhalf....

Ok, seeing that your upset because i told everyone is was you, you can have your photo back I dont want to see your inverted mushroom anymore

**calgarian** · 09-16-2010, 09:09 AM

Omg......

**ReX357** · 09-16-2010, 09:10 AM

What the f*ck is that?! It looks like an extremely swollen clit!

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