You know you are getting old when...

[tbody66]

You know who Markie Mark is...

Give me some ways that remind you older guys just how old we've become.

[HawaiianPride.]

I'm more than likely the youngest staff member here. So I have no say in this.

[zaggahamma]

daughter in college..

and only talk of multiple is times u wake up to pee

[Knockout_Power]

you know you're old when you start looking for a classy women... and then you get older and want to go back to a slutty one

[scorpion62]

You know when your old when you make involuntary noises when you bend over

[HawaiianPride.]

You know your a geezer when your idea of weight training is standing up.

[Dont wanna be old]

Remembering when you could remove the centerfold of a certain magazine as a pin up .

[Knockout_Power]

Remembering when you could remove the centerfold of a certain magazine as a pin up .

what? they dont do that anymore? Damn its been a while since I stole my friends dads PB's

[Matt]

You know your old when you feel you've somehow broke the law after sleeping with an 18 year old chick....

[lovbyts]

You know your old when you feel you've somehow broke the law after sleeping with an 18 year old chick....

I am guilty of that as often as possible. but some how I still dont FEEL guilty afterward but a few of my fiends try to give me a hard time about it. I know and most of them will admit they are only jealous.

[sigman roid]

You know your getting old when....

Your Marcus300

[HawaiianPride.]

You forgot Sig in there...

[warchild]

you know your gettin old when you end a story with "they just dont make them like they used to."

[HawaiianPride.]

You know your getting old if you've been a member here since 01'.

[tbody66]

You saw "Star Wars" the first week it was released at your local drive-in.