AUS - Getting Juice off a Doc

**austniceguy** · 10-19-2010, 07:42 AM

Wanting to know the best things to say to a doctor to get some good stuff off him..

Hes been my doctor for awhile, over a year now.. Very good guy.
Dont know what he will say when i mention it..

I was thinking along the lines of

"I'm not happy with the way i look" - After abusing my body with trans-fat for 8years really destroys the body.. Mentally and physically
"To Help my performance better in the gym"
"To look the part as a Personal trainer"

Any of you guys know something that will actually WORK?

**stevey_6t9** · 10-19-2010, 11:15 PM

so you think some doc is going to possible forfit his medical licence that took him 7 years to get and 5 years shit kicking in hospitals to prescribe you steroids to look better?

**stack_it** · 10-19-2010, 11:37 PM

Tell him if he doesn't give you steroids you'll eat his children.

**terraj** · 10-20-2010, 12:17 AM

refuse to leave until he hands it over

**Solomon** · 10-20-2010, 02:18 AM

say you feel constantly depressed, lethargic and can't get it up

**austniceguy** · 10-20-2010, 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Tell him if he doesn't give you steroids you'll eat his children.

Love the Mike Tyson quote

If i say i feel constantly depressed and worried all the time about my body and lethargic and cant get it up?

**ozy battler** · 10-20-2010, 04:45 AM

He will request bloodwork...

**austniceguy** · 10-20-2010, 07:20 AM

Not sure what to do der then..

When i was doing my Training Course The teacher said that if you want to do steroids go to the doctors "not buy them off the black market etc.."
People reply to him and said "how to get off a doctor".. Teacher said "Say you want to compete in bodybuilding"

Would that honestly work?.. or no chance? (also depends on doctor)

I'm gonna book an appointment for Friday and see how it goes
(need to go anyway for another reason)

**stack_it** · 10-20-2010, 10:43 AM

The dr puts himself in danger of losing his medical license if he just hands out steroids because he wants to be big. If you tell him you're depressed, tired, and have Ed. He will do bloodwork to test your levels. If your levels are not low he will probably prescribe you some Prozac and some Viagra. If they are low you may go to an endo and get weekly or biweekly injections at very low doses. They won't just hand you test and send you on your way.

You wanna use the bodybuilding excuse then get huge and hire a high dollar agent.