What should I do now?

[LGM]

So we have wine for some women who come in and are waiting for services; we limit them to one glass.

Well, this hot ex-vanity fair model lady comes in, and unbeknownst to me, proceeds to have 3/4ths of a bottle of shiraz.

Needless to say, I'm reevaluating the wine policy, and where it's stored to keep a better eye on it.

So she's having a hard time, getting a divorce, etc, and starts coming on to me hard. I spent the better part of 3 hours talking to her, listening to her cry, etc.

Well, I go in the back to clean up (we just closed), and she follows me back. She starts yanking on my shorts, falls to her knees, and grabs hold of mini-me.

She starts going at it like she's got hoover stamped on her forehead, all the while I'm trying to get her off me but when I try to pull her off the floor, she clamps down on junior. So a few minutes later, the obvious happens.

She was kissing and groping and everything till I finally got her out of the store and into her car. I asked her if she was okay to drive, and offered to follow her home. We both left, and she runs a red light (I guess to get away from me), and haven't heard anything since.

So my question is, do I talk to her about this, let it go (she's a regular here), or what? My junk literally has bruises all over it from her last night, and she comes in towards the end of the day usually. I'm trying to think of what I need to do to avoid her and this in the future.

Feel free to throw out ideas, as I think I've got a decent plan, but want to avoid missing anything you fellers might think of.

[D7M]

Why the hell didn't you do her?

[LGM]

Why the hell didn't you do her?

Seriously dude, I was kinda freaked out. She kept saying "bien" over and over and over...

[HitIt]

sounds straight out of penthouse forum

[D7M]

Seriously dude, I was kinda freaked out. She kept saying "bien" over and over and over...

hahaha

I was waiting for a punch line while reading, sounded like a porno intro.

I would've at least followed her home and gave it to her.

What type of place do you work?

[LGM]

hahaha

I was waiting for a punch line while reading, sounded like a porno intro.

I would've at least followed her home and gave it to her.

What type of place do you work?

I own a tanning salon/skin care day spa type deal.

Lol.. hit, I toyed with the idea of titling this thread "dear penthouse forum"... Sometimes, my life is surreal.

[HitIt]

I own a tanning salon/skin care day spa type deal.

Lol.. hit, I toyed with the idea of titling this thread "dear penthouse forum"... Sometimes, my life is surreal.

lol definately fits the bill. that scenario would have freaked me out a bit too as it would be something of a surprise....i would have wondered if i was being punked....i wonder if she'll ever come back

[SlimmerMe]

I know you wanted the fellas but....what about this from a gal: TAKE HER UP ON IT the minute she walks into the door....and watch her RUN! call her bluff and I mean GO BIG! Try it...and if she calls your bluff then...well....you can decide at that point.

[MBMETC]

tell her she ows you for the bottle, or finish the job she started

[stack_it]

I'm confused

An ex vanity fair model comes into your job and unexpectedly gives you a blowjob and you are trying to figure out how to avoid this in the future? I tell you what. I'll come and take over the closing shift for you and receive all those awful things for you....

[HitIt]

I'm confused

An ex vanity fair model comes into your job and unexpectedly gives you a blowjob and you are trying to figure out how to avoid this in the future? I tell you what. I'll come and take over the closing shift for you and receive all those awful things for you....

lol no such thing as too many blowjobs

[calgarian]

to the op thinking about it

[LGM]

to the op thinking about it

We can't all be unscrupulous dime store hookers like you, Cal. Some of us have to work our way to the top.

FYI, anyone ever get bruised from a fookin bj? Because I've got them all over the damn thing.