So should I feel flattered or pissed off?

**Skyler** · 11-22-2010, 11:40 PM

The guy who owns the gym I go to also owns a tanning salon. I decide I need to start tanning early so I will have a good natural tan by contest time.

Anyway.

I pay 20 bucks for one month, level 1 beds.
I try to tan, and I am too wide for the bed. Even with my arms pressed to my sides, which keeps my sides and inside of my arms from tanning, my outter delt and outter arm still stick out just enough to not get tan either.

So.

I go to the front, and ask if they have any larger beds. They say "Yeah, we have these vertical booths that are huge". I say "Ok, I want to use the vertical booth".

They tell me that the vertical booths are only available in a level 2, and if I want a level 2 month, with only vertical booth access, it's gonna cost me 40 bucks for the month.

So should I be flattered that I am wide enough to need a special tanning pass, or should I be pissed off that I am paying double the money for the same month of tanning?

**stack_it** · 11-22-2010, 11:44 PM

The vertical beds usually have higher powered bulbs and require you to be in there less time if it makes you feel better.

Sad thing is tho if you were too big because you were fat you could prolly sue them or argue yourself into a free month.

**Skyler** · 11-22-2010, 11:50 PM

I was thinking of telling the owner I will wear T-shirts that sponsor his gym if he stops raping me with gym and tanning fees...

I can't wait for zombies to come, fatties will be the first to go, then cal will commit suicide over the loss of fatties, then the athletes will inherit the earth...

**fattymcbutterpants** · 11-22-2010, 11:51 PM

I'm 6'5 and used to go to the tanning bed at Sun Tan City, lol I tried talking them into giving me the upgrade free because my feet or head hung out of the bed and the girls told me to call the corporate headquarters and issue a complaint and I might be able to get it for free, but I quit tanning the next month and I wanted to get in the better beds anyways so I just went ahead and paid for it

**stack_it** · 11-22-2010, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by Skyler

I was thinking of telling the owner I will wear T-shirts that sponsor his gym if he stops raping me with gym and tanning fees...

I can't wait for zombies to come, fatties will be the first to go, then cal will commit suicide over the loss of fatties, then the athletes will inherit the earth...

Cal has that nightmare on a regular basis.... Lol

**lovbyts** · 11-23-2010, 01:37 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

The vertical beds usually have higher powered bulbs and require you to be in there less time if it makes you feel better.

Sad thing is tho if you were too big because you were fat you could prolly sue them or argue yourself into a free month.

Isnt that the sad truth and the fatty would win. Just like if a fatty sits in a chair and it breaks, he can sue the manufacturer unless it has a visible weight limit or the restaurant/owner of the establishment.

Ive heard of fatty's trying to sue corvette, Porsche and other sports car manufactures because they did not fit behind the steering wheel. lol

**fattymcbutterpants** · 11-23-2010, 01:42 AM

Lol fat people should have thought about all this stuff before they got fat. A consequence of it is things arent going to fit like they used to lol. I'm tall and I just suck it up, learn to slouch if your too high up in a car lol

**calgarian** · 11-23-2010, 09:38 AM

i m glad i dont need tanning....whatever white skin i have covered with black hair

**Knockout_Power** · 11-23-2010, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Skyler

I can't wait for zombies to come, TREN USERS will be the first to go...

I know I would have been the first casualty... 5 steps and I was out of breathe.

**stack_it** · 11-23-2010, 11:38 AM

^^^ lol. Fat people and tren users have no chance..... Oh and prolly midgets too. Tren users will be breakfast, midgets will be there midmorning snack, and fat people will be there lunch.

**ghettoboyd** · 11-23-2010, 11:46 AM

i love fat peeps...you got your banker fat person, the biker fat dudes, the fat lawyers, fatty cops ect....collect them all...

**calgarian** · 11-23-2010, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

i love fat peeps...you got your banker fat person, the biker fat dudes, the fat lawyers, fatty cops ect....collect them all...

i just collect fat women.....

**Times Roman** · 11-25-2010, 10:47 AM

so if we decide to follow this logic, then we should charge fat assses extra when flying on a plane. Not sure how many times I've sat next to a fat asss, and his fukken bacon fat rolls bulge out onto my side of the seat and over the arm rests. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against fat fuks, as long as they stay in their own space. There should be some kind of rule that if the arm rest don't go down easy without beating on it with a sledge hammer, then the fat fuk should also pay for the next seat over. Or force em to buy a first class ticket where the seats can handle their fat 500 pound asss.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

**Knockout_Power** · 11-25-2010, 10:55 AM

Always remember Skyler... its better to be pissed off than pissed on

**calgarian** · 11-25-2010, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

so if we decide to follow this logic, then we should charge fat assses extra when flying on a plane. Not sure how many times I've sat next to a fat asss, and his fukken bacon fat rolls bulge out onto my side of the seat and over the arm rests. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against fat fuks, as long as they stay in their own space. There should be some kind of rule that if the arm rest don't go down easy without beating on it with a sledge hammer, then the fat fuk should also pay for the next seat over. Or force em to buy a first class ticket where the seats can handle their fat 500 pound asss.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

i think they already charge double for the fatties.

**Knockout_Power** · 11-25-2010, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i think they already charge double for the fatties.

please tell me you dont pay to bring your women in?

**LGM** · 11-25-2010, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

please tell me you dont pay to bring your women in?

He just pays for the second airline seat; the first one is out of their pocket.

**DSM4Life** · 11-25-2010, 11:42 AM

fatty

**Knockout_Power** · 11-25-2010, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by LGM

He just pays for the second airline seat; the first one is out of their pocket.

I think it spills from mor ethan just their pockets

**calgarian** · 11-25-2010, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

please tell me you dont pay to bring your women in?

dont get me started on who pays for who u dont wanna go down that route with me pvssy whipped.

**Friend** · 11-26-2010, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

Always remember Skyler... its better to be pissed off than pissed on

I like this

**Knockout_Power** · 11-26-2010, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

dont get me started on who pays for who u dont wanna go down that route with me pvssy whipped.

heh, I get leaned on for not getting laid, then more when Im getting non stop action... you dont make any sense... you wont be happy till I tag a plumper.