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**D3m3nt3d** · 12-09-2010, 08:00 AM

My wifes been cracking jokes about me taking muscle juice, and the few times I've seen her I've seen her checking me out. Although she seems to be a lil more bitchy after she seen me with no shirt on. Probably because our whole marriage she wanted me to get my muscles back and I didn't until after we split.

THEN...I have had the worlds worst stomach virus known to man the last 2 days, have only ate like a few cans of soup. I was actually up 22lbs since July....now I probably dropped 30

**ReX357** · 12-09-2010, 08:31 AM

Buddy how did she end up seeing you with your shirt off?

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-09-2010, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by ReX357

Buddy how did she end up seeing you with your shirt off?

Because she came by to pick up our daughter while I was in the middle of puking

So, I just let her and her friend come in and get our child. We talked long enough for her to smoke a cigarette but that's it.

**ReX357** · 12-09-2010, 09:19 AM

Alright, you get a free pass on this one lol.

**ReX357** · 12-09-2010, 09:19 AM

Oh and you get a "That a boy" for getting back in shape

**LGM** · 12-09-2010, 09:27 AM

Atta boy indeed.

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-09-2010, 09:59 AM

Appreciate it fellas. Rex I'm not going to tell you what I did Saturday then you would chew me up and spit me out for my kind gesture

**ReX357** · 12-09-2010, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Appreciate it fellas. Rex I'm not going to tell you what I did Saturday then you would chew me up and spit me out for my kind gesture

You know it. Let me know when you're done being a doormat.

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-09-2010, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by ReX357

You know it. Let me know when you're done being a doormat.

Actually I've been damn good these days bro. I am nice, because that is me. But, I have also let her know shit would have been a hell of a lot different if I could do it all over again. There is no way I would do, or go thru, all that shit she put me through again.

**calgarian** · 12-09-2010, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Appreciate it fellas. Rex I'm not going to tell you what I did Saturday then you would chew me up and spit me out for my kind gesture

i am getting to a point wit you that i want to look for you and beat the crap outta u for being a pvssy....and i am not a violent person......

**SlimmerMe** · 12-09-2010, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Actually I've been damn good these days bro. I am nice, because that is me. But, I have also let her know shit would have been a hell of a lot different if I could do it all over again. There is no way I would do, or go thru, all that shit she put me through again.

I so wish you would be nice to yourself. You do sound like a nice guy who wants to give chance after chance to someone you once loved. Remember what they say on the airplane when demonstrating the air mask: "GIVE YOURSELF AIR FIRST before helping anyone else." When I first heard this, I thought, how selfish. But then I realized "wow that makes sense since I need air first so I CAN HELP SOMEONE ELSE."
Please give yourself some air first this coming year. You will be amazed how much lighter your soul will be. And then I bet you will not want to continue being so heavily involved with someone who takes your air from you leaving you empty.

**calgarian** · 12-09-2010, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by SlimmerMe

I so wish you would be nice to yourself. You do sound like a nice guy who wants to give chance after chance to someone you once loved. Remember what they say on the airplane when demonstrating the air mask: "GIVE YOURSELF AIR FIRST before helping anyone else." When I first heard this, I thought, how selfish. But then I realized "wow that makes sense since I need air first so I CAN HELP SOMEONE ELSE."
Please give yourself some air first this coming year. You will be amazed how much lighter your soul will be. And then I bet you will not want to continue being so heavily involved with someone who takes your air from you leaving you empty.

he wont listen i tried so only good thing to do is to beat him up i am working on it

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-09-2010, 12:49 PM

Wait it wasn't anything like that

I do not want my wife and I to reconcile these days, she knows it just as well as I do. However, I told her when she wanted to know why I was being nice - that I was tired of the fighting. To me, we were a great married couple and we turned into two people saying whatever we could to hurt each other, and it got old. She then agreed and we let it be. I do not contact her at all, ever. She contacts me if it concerns our child.

Cal, don't think I don't appreciate your advice I do bro, but this time no one is dwelling.

Slimmer - thanks for the kind words sweetie

**calgarian** · 12-09-2010, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Wait it wasn't anything like that

I do not want my wife and I to reconcile these days, she knows it just as well as I do. However, I told her when she wanted to know why I was being nice - that I was tired of the fighting. To me, we were a great married couple and we turned into two people saying whatever we could to hurt each other, and it got old. She then agreed and we let it be. I do not contact her at all, ever. She contacts me if it concerns our child.

Cal, don't think I don't appreciate your advice I do bro, but this time no one is dwelling.

Slimmer - thanks for the kind words sweetie

i know u do but still wanna beat the crap outta u for the heck of it.
Here is nother advise...do to her what u do to stuff in your recycle bin..

(prob techy talk will get u going nerd)

**Standby** · 12-09-2010, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i know u do but still wanna beat the crap outta u for the heck of it.
Here is nother advise...do to her what u do to stuff in your recycle bin..

(prob techy talk will get u going nerd)

nerd

**calgarian** · 12-09-2010, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

nerd

hey i am not the one who didnt get any for the past 9 month

**Standby** · 12-09-2010, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

hey i am not the one who didnt get any for the past 9 month

im a loser

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-10-2010, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Here is nother advise...do to her what u do to stuff in your recycle bin..

(prob techy talk will get u going nerd)

Oh if we didn't have a child she would have been long trashed

She has shriveled into a size 0 these days, looks like I could break her. Plus I'm getting some pvssy these days, never hurts

**ReX357** · 12-10-2010, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Oh if we didn't have a child she would have been long trashed

She has shriveled into a size 0 these days, looks like I could break her. Plus I'm getting some pvssy these days, never hurts

YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII! You getting laid now?! That's deadly buddy! I'm actually happy for you and I don't even know you. I'm sitting here with a shit eating grin on my face.

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-10-2010, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by ReX357

YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII! You getting laid now?! That's deadly buddy! I'm actually happy for you and I don't even know you. I'm sitting here with a shit eating grin on my face.

Multiple chicks my man....multiple chicks

**ReX357** · 12-10-2010, 08:01 AM

That's my boy. Finally!

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-10-2010, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by ReX357

That's my boy. Finally!

Haha bro I really appreciate all your support and enthusiasm

**ReX357** · 12-10-2010, 08:19 AM

Now, 250 more posts and you get a custom title! Your life will be complete.

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-10-2010, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by ReX357

Now, 250 more posts and you get a custom title! Your life will be complete.

Ah hell I better get to whoring! I didn't even notice that. Start thinking of a good name for me

**ReX357** · 12-10-2010, 11:17 AM

Ooooh sh*t. You're in trouble if the boys pick your nick name

"The Nice Guy" would probably suit you.

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-10-2010, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by ReX357

Ooooh sh*t. You're in trouble if the boys pick your nick name

"The Nice Guy" would probably suit you.

Where would be the fun if I didn't let you guys pick it?

**calgarian** · 12-10-2010, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Multiple chicks my man....multiple chicks

and those chiks name doesnt end with .jpg or .gif or .png...right?

**calgarian** · 12-10-2010, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Ah hell I better get to whoring! I didn't even notice that. Start thinking of a good name for me

bigger asshole after marrige?

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-10-2010, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

and those chiks name doesnt end with .jpg or .gif or .png...right?

Sucketh on my balls!

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-10-2010, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

bigger asshole after marrige?

That works, more like Smarter by Experience

**calgarian** · 12-11-2010, 01:51 AM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Sucketh on my balls!

i would if u have any left

**ReX357** · 12-11-2010, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i would if u have any left

Oooooooooooooh shit! Final insult!

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-13-2010, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i would if u have any left

flick my clit then.

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-13-2010, 12:11 PM

I have a chick down for anal - gonna pop my anal cherry!

**calgarian** · 12-13-2010, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

I have a chick down for anal - gonna pop my anal cherry!

make sure u dont end up with the poop on ur cherry

**calgarian** · 12-13-2010, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

flick my clit then.

sorry not into she males

**bulldawg_28** · 12-13-2010, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Multiple chicks my man....multiple chicks

Hell yeah brotha! Btw word of advice when you pop that anal cherry, use some good warming lube, and be prepared for not lasting long. The butt is a new great feeling! It's almost like losing your virginity again!

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-14-2010, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

sorry not into she males

Don't lie to me.

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-14-2010, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by bulldawg_28

Hell yeah brotha! Btw word of advice when you pop that anal cherry, use some good warming lube, and be prepared for not lasting long. The butt is a new great feeling! It's almost like losing your virginity again!

Thanks bro! I'm fukkin pumped about it actually