Muscle Worship

**Skyler** · 12-16-2010, 12:27 AM

So, I have heard of this before, but figured it was more of a joke than anything.

Until now.

I have this guy who has subscribed to my youtube channel. Pretty creepy dude.
He has told me I am a god, that he worships me, that he will drive down to where I live to worship the ground I walk on, that he will do anything for me, that he admires me, that I am a hero, etc.
He also seems super dedicated to making me as happy as possible and not pissing me off or scaring me away.
I tried to be cool with him and not be a dick, you know, the whole "Nope, not a god, just a regular guy" type of response, but he didn't go for it.

My next thought was "Maybe I can get him to buy my supplements?"
Two problems with that, though. 1) I wouldn't feel right about it (2) I don't know much about transfering money online, but if he were going to buy me anything, and wanted to send it to me, he would need my address, which is no good.

Any of you ever experienced something like this?

Thoughts? lol

**Standby** · 12-16-2010, 12:29 AM

pffft my everyday life as i walk down the damn street. all the ppl following me with brooms cleaning the ground in front of me is getting fvckin old

**stack_it** · 12-16-2010, 12:30 AM

I see dsm is stalking you now too. That's good. Maybe he'll leave me alone now.

Sounds creepy sky. Just ignore the guy.

**Skyler** · 12-16-2010, 12:30 AM

I literally laughed out loud ^^^^^

**Knockout_Power** · 12-16-2010, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by Standby

pffft my everyday life as i walk down the damn street. all the ppl following me with brooms cleaning the ground in front of me is getting fvckin old

they are worried you might trip and fall in front of their stores and scrape some of your ugly smelly flesh on there sidewalks

**Standby** · 12-16-2010, 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

they are worried you might trip and fall in front of their stores and scrape some of your ugly smelly flesh on there sidewalks

either way its nice to know someone is looking out for me

**Knockout_Power** · 12-16-2010, 12:38 AM

Dear baby Jesus, please keep SB safe... I know you wouldnt want anything to happen to his precious little ass that would make him visit you prematurely and smell up heaven... assuming he goes there

**Standby** · 12-16-2010, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

Dear baby Jesus, please keep SB safe... I know you wouldnt want anything to happen to his precious little ass that would make him visit you prematurely and smell up heaven... assuming he goes there

oh here we go smells up heaven

**Knockout_Power** · 12-16-2010, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Standby

oh here we go smells up heaven

well I doubt you'd go to hell, why would we want to burn you and release the horrid odours build up inside you

**Standby** · 12-16-2010, 12:48 AM

your such an asshat lol

**Knockout_Power** · 12-16-2010, 12:50 AM

You're so jealous... I know it hurts

**Shol'va** · 12-16-2010, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by Skyler

So, I have heard of this before, but figured it was more of a joke than anything.

Until now.

I have this guy who has subscribed to my youtube channel. Pretty creepy dude.
He has told me I am a god, that he worships me, that he will drive down to where I live to worship the ground I walk on, that he will do anything for me, that he admires me, that I am a hero, etc.
He also seems super dedicated to making me as happy as possible and not pissing me off or scaring me away.
I tried to be cool with him and not be a dick, you know, the whole "Nope, not a god, just a regular guy" type of response, but he didn't go for it.

My next thought was "Maybe I can get him to buy my supplements?"
Two problems with that, though. 1) I wouldn't feel right about it (2) I don't know much about transfering money online, but if he were going to buy me anything, and wanted to send it to me, he would need my address, which is no good.

Any of you ever experienced something like this?

Thoughts? lol

Just get a post office box and have him send the jewelry and money there. Drop by once a week to empty it. Problem solved. Enjoy your new found worship status. You need someone to fill the void that I left, only I never paid for it in cash, it was more of a trade deal with us.

**stack_it** · 12-16-2010, 01:20 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Just get a post office box and have him send the jewelry and money there. Drop by once a week to empty it. Problem solved. Enjoy your new found worship status. You need someone to fill the void that I left, only I never paid for it in cash, it was more of a trade deal with us.

Until the guy is waiting to see who checks the po and follows him home with a bottle of chloroform in one hand and lube in the other.

**awesome1** · 12-16-2010, 01:28 AM

Step1: have him send you money via paypal. Step 2: make him feel important by appointing him chief of memberships and have him recruit other nuts who will also give you money

**Knockout_Power** · 12-16-2010, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by awesome1

Step1: have him send you money via paypal. Step 2: make him feel important by appointing him chief of memberships and have him recruit other nuts who will also give you money

this is gospel ^^^

**gbrice75** · 12-16-2010, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Until the guy is waiting to see who checks the po and follows him home with a bottle of chloroform in one hand and lube in the other.

Lmao!!

**calgarian** · 12-16-2010, 03:19 PM

sky...skim him out of his money give him PO box #i would......but fatties r my d!ck worshiper

**Knockout_Power** · 12-16-2010, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

sky...skim him out of his money give him PO box #i would......but fatties r my d!ck worshiper

its cause the fat ones are trying to lose weight so they go for the small cream filled snacks

**calgarian** · 12-16-2010, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

its cause the fat ones are trying to lose weight so they go for the small cream filled snacks

u r confusing ur dick size with mine....mini me

**Shol'va** · 12-16-2010, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

sky...skim him out of his money give him PO box #i would......but fatties r my d!ck worshiper

Just goes to show you that fat men need lovin too.

**gettingthere** · 12-16-2010, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Skyler

So, I have heard of this before, but figured it was more of a joke than anything.

Until now.

I have this guy who has subscribed to my youtube channel. Pretty creepy dude.
He has told me I am a god, that he worships me, that he will drive down to where I live to worship the ground I walk on, that he will do anything for me, that he admires me, that I am a hero, etc.
He also seems super dedicated to making me as happy as possible and not pissing me off or scaring me away.
I tried to be cool with him and not be a dick, you know, the whole "Nope, not a god, just a regular guy" type of response, but he didn't go for it.

My next thought was "Maybe I can get him to buy my supplements?"
Two problems with that, though. 1) I wouldn't feel right about it (2) I don't know much about transfering money online, but if he were going to buy me anything, and wanted to send it to me, he would need my address, which is no good.

Any of you ever experienced something like this?

Thoughts? lol

All i ever wanted was to be just best friends.......

**Shol'va** · 12-16-2010, 03:39 PM

Me too but with benefits....

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-16-2010, 03:41 PM

Skyler I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it as a birthday costume

**calgarian** · 12-16-2010, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Me too but with benefits....

as long aas u dont tell me u r pregnant and wants to marry me.....we are good.

**Brewster** · 12-16-2010, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by awesome1

Step1: have him send you money via paypal. Step 2: make him feel important by appointing him chief of memberships and have him recruit other nuts who will also give you money

Great f'n idea

**Shol'va** · 12-16-2010, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Skyler I totally want to cut off your balls and wear them as earrings

There all fixed

**LGM** · 12-16-2010, 04:47 PM

Id feel safer with your online creeper than any of these whores.

And no, I'm not jealous. Shut up.

**Skyler** · 12-16-2010, 05:21 PM

Wow, this thread has really taken off with some great, and creepy, advice.

**jbran23** · 12-16-2010, 06:09 PM

And the number one answer is....

Originally Posted by awesome1

Step1: have him send you money via paypal. Step 2: make him feel important by appointing him chief of memberships and have him recruit other nuts who will also give you money

Dude, have you done this before?