Hugh is the Man!

**Times Roman** · 12-26-2010, 01:33 PM

Hugh Hefner's Christmas was extra, extra jolly this year: He's engaged again!

The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend and Playmate, a Playboy rep confirms to UsMagazine.com.

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Hefner first Tweeted about it on Sunday. "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," the Girls Next Door star wrote. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory...I got what I was hoping for for Christmas...Crystal's love."

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To make his news absolutely clear, the mogul then added: "Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn't mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all."

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It will be the third marriage for famous bachelor Hefner. He wed first wife Mildred in 1949 (they have grown children Christie, 58, and David, 55) before divorcing in 1959. In 1989, he walked down the aisle with Playmate of the Year Kimberley Conrad, and they went on to have sons Marston, 10, and Cooper, 9. The duo's divorce was finalized last year.

**GirlyGymRat** · 12-26-2010, 01:36 PM

but he'll never marry...lol!

***D7M*** · 12-26-2010, 01:37 PM

I'm honestly not even that impressed with that girl.

**stack_it** · 12-26-2010, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by D7M

I'm honestly not even that impressed with that girl.

Yeah I wouldn't kick her out of bed but I've pulled girls that I would put on her level. She looks a lot older than her age too so she's prolly a huge partier.

**Times Roman** · 12-26-2010, 02:01 PM

yeah, but a dude 84 years old snagged her!

it's about him, not her

yeah yeah I know he's got cash...

**stack_it** · 12-26-2010, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

yeah, but a dude 84 years old snagged her!

it's about him, not her

yeah yeah I know he's got cash...

With the chance she has of a huge inheritance by marrying him at his age any girl would be stupid not to marry him.

Hell I'd take a load in the face for the amount of money she will end up with.

***D7M*** · 12-26-2010, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

yeah, but a dude 84 years old snagged her!

it's about him, not her

yeah yeah I know he's got cash...

They probably won't even marry.

It's just to help her "career".

**Shol'va** · 12-26-2010, 02:21 PM

One more piece of Crystal for his collection. He must own stock in Cialis. More power to him and his wallet. I only hope I'm in his position when I'm his age, well with that 180 degree twist.

**Hoggage_54** · 12-26-2010, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I'd take a load in the face

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**stack_it** · 12-26-2010, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Dear admin: Please make this Stack's custom title

Hahaha you're evil lmao

**Shol'va** · 12-26-2010, 02:26 PM

Overheard at Hugh's doctors visit. Hugh, your 84, she's only 24, you should be more careful. And his reply...What the hell doc if she dies she dies. Hugh's the man.

**Times Roman** · 12-26-2010, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

With the chance she has of a huge inheritance by marrying him at his age any girl would be stupid not to marry him.

Hell I'd take a load in the face for the amount of money she will end up with.

money comes and goes.

a load in the face is something you take with you, and try to live down, for life mate!

I think I'd pass.

Unless yer thinking you have something "important" to say?

**Times Roman** · 12-26-2010, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Overheard at Hugh's doctors visit. Hugh, your 84, she's only 24, you should be more careful. And his reply...What the hell doc if she dies she dies. Hugh's the man.

Bob Hope? or George Burns?

**sixoner** · 12-26-2010, 02:53 PM

a load in the face is something you take with you

bwahahah!! take with you?? on a picnic, to the grocery store??

**Times Roman** · 12-26-2010, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by sixoner

bwahahah!! take with you?? on a picnic, to the grocery store??

you take it with you on this journey called life

I couldn't live with it

**sixoner** · 12-26-2010, 03:00 PM

you take it with you on this journey called life

I couldn't live without it

TR youre a madman bro

**Times Roman** · 12-26-2010, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by sixoner

TR youre a madman bro

nice editing! I couldn't have done a better job myself

**Times Roman** · 12-26-2010, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

nice editing! I couldn't have done a better job myself

..........not that there's anything wrong with that!

**sixoner** · 12-26-2010, 03:06 PM

haha!!

**stack_it** · 12-26-2010, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

money comes and goes.

a load in the face is something you take with you, and try to live down, for life mate!

I think I'd pass.

Unless yer thinking you have something "important" to say?

Money can make me forget many things.

**layeazy** · 12-26-2010, 03:17 PM

i cannot comprehend a thread being called hugh is the man! Hes a dirty old man that lives with basically prositutes! They are uneducated girls from hard lives that get the opportunity to live in a nice house and shag a dirty old man how is that cool knowing some dirty old man is taking advantage of these girls.

**Times Roman** · 12-26-2010, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by layeazy

i cannot comprehend a thread being called hugh is the man! Hes a dirty old man that lives with basically prositutes! They are uneducated girls from hard lives that get the opportunity to live in a nice house and shag a dirty old man how is that cool knowing some dirty old man is taking advantage of these girls.

I can think of several dozen worse things right off the top of my head.

You make prostitutes sound like a bad thing? I think that some prostitutes would challange that idea.

There is a spectrum of women (and men) that make up this service industry. The reality is that some of em live pretty dam good lives. I think you are thinking of crack whores, but I think that is drug induced more than anything. I think that once prostitution becomes decriminalized (think nevada where it's legal), then it opens it up and makes it main stream like it should be. Many prostitutes take a lot of pride in the quality of service they provide.

Prostitution is quite frankly a victimless crime, and what two consenting adults decide to do, it's really up to them.

I'm really tired of a few in society dictating what the norms should be. Quite often, it's bible thumpers that feel their values should be everyone's values. And their willing to kill us to prove their point!

The reality mate, is we are all prostitutes in some form or fashion. I whore out my accounting/finance services to a company that in turn pays me money. Would I do this if there was no money involved? Certainly not.

So what if a consenting woman wants to take her clothes off in front of others? I say BFD, (and send me a few pics while yer at it!!!)

**Public Enemy** · 12-26-2010, 03:47 PM

"Hefner first Tweeted about it on Sunday. "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," the Girls Next Door star wrote. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory...I got what I was hoping for for Christmas...Crystal's love.'"

Oh man hef, i really hope you are not taking all this so personally. She wants ur cash and she burst into tears because she cannot believe she is the next to play you like a piano.

**Times Roman** · 12-26-2010, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by Public Enemy

"Hefner first Tweeted about it on Sunday. "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," the Girls Next Door star wrote. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory...I got what I was hoping for for Christmas...Crystal's love.'"

Oh man hef, i really hope you are not taking all this so personally. She wants ur cash and she burst into tears because she cannot believe she is the next to play you like a piano.

but what's cash? he's 84 and you cannot take cash with you when you go. What else is there to do with it?

**Shol'va** · 12-26-2010, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Bob Hope? or George Burns?

Neither, Madam In Manhatten

**Times Roman** · 12-26-2010, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Neither, Madam In Manhatten

if she was the originator, then one of the two copied her in one of their stand up acts

**layeazy** · 12-26-2010, 11:37 PM

you make a valid point timesroman prostitution has been around from the beginning of time and yes it has a rich history however my argument was the fact that you idolize this man calling a thread Hugh is the man when in reality its really a dirty old man banging some young beauty and why?... because hes in a position of power that power is his money. Its not that i disapprove of prostitution and think its essential for human civilization to offer the service its just i find it had to get around the fact hes 84 years old and the women are sometimes 4 times younger than he he just smells a little perverted for me.... but hey if Hugh's the man hes the man.

**Times Roman** · 12-27-2010, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by layeazy

you make a valid point timesroman prostitution has been around from the beginning of time and yes it has a rich history however my argument was the fact that you idolize this man calling a thread Hugh is the man when in reality its really a dirty old man banging some young beauty and why?... because hes in a position of power that power is his money. Its not that i disapprove of prostitution and think its essential for human civilization to offer the service its just i find it had to get around the fact hes 84 years old and the women are sometimes 4 times younger than he he just smells a little perverted for me.... but hey if Hugh's the man hes the man.

I look at it this way.... they EACH are getting something out of it, right? And if she felt she was getting short changed, she always can say "NO".

I'm not into idoltry, and don't put Hugh on a pedastal, but ya gotta admit....

...he's lived a life that a good chunk of us admire! And it don't hurt none that he's getting the young hotties! He's still gotta have some fire down below, otherwise he wuoldn't be chasing at his age. All I can say is that I hope I'm banging it out at his age!!!!

**Sage** · 12-27-2010, 07:51 PM

this guy had more women then all of you combined probably. He does his thing and more power to him. For the record, I would smash da hell out of that girl.

**Times Roman** · 12-27-2010, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by Sage

this guy had more women then all of you combined probably. He does his thing and more power to him. For the record, I would smash da hell out of that girl.

Let's be real clear. He's had more hot women in five years than all the women I've had my entire life.

Although I probably had him (best single year) beat in sheer quantity of women the year I lived in Korea.