Can you beat this cheat meal?

[Panzerfaust]

Holy Christ..someone please shoot this whale with a harpoon and put it out of its misery.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...r-sitting.html

Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 12:51 AM on 27th December 2010
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A New Jersey woman who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world got 30,000 calories closer to her 1,000lb goal with a festive feast that could have fed dozens of revellers.
46-stone Donna Simpson, sitting in a reinforced metal chair, chowed down on the world's biggest Christmas dinner as she ate for two straight hours on Saturday.
The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five

[grumpee]

I feel bad for her toilet.

[stack_it]

I think you just found cal's new girlfriend.

[D.Pump]

looks like a beached whale..

[boz]

Yum what a hotty.

I give her max another 2 years before she turns her toes up.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

How did you get that picture of me?
-- and it was three 28 lb. turkeys!

[TheTitan101]

i'm trying to work out how that is possible to eat that much..

i worked it out quickly to 130lbs of food in an hour??

[DSM4Life]

I wish her insurance company could drop of because of this.

[gbrice75]

What a fvckin animal!

[muscle_dysmorphia]

I wish her insurance company could drop of because of this.

I guarantee that no insurance company is keeping her under their health plans.

Her premiums would have to be like $10,000 a month.

It's not hard to drop clients - albeit you cannot directly say "you're too fat"... but there are ways of indirectly correlating her lifestyle choices to a negative form health, which does give grounds to drop her.

This is something I see happen on a daily basis in my current line of work.

[Narkissos]

I wonder who wipes her ass.

[Tigershark]

Someone please kill her now.

[stack_it]

I wonder who wipes her ass.

She doesn't poop. That's too much weight to waste. She just stores her fesces in her love handles.

[Hazard]

my snowstorm cheat meal was pretty bad but not THAT bad.....

2 volcano burritos and 4 tacos, tostitos with salsa, 1 pint ben and jerrys (smores flavor), a double bourbon bbq cheeseburger, 2L bottle of coke, and a couple pieces of dark chocolate..... for the anti-oxidents ofcoarse

The holidays have officially glazed my abs over......

~Haz~

[stack_it]

my snowstorm cheat meal was pretty bad but not THAT bad.....

2 volcano burritos and 4 tacos, tostitos with salsa, 1 pint ben and jerrys (smores flavor), a double bourbon bbq cheeseburger, 2L bottle of coke, and a couple pieces of dark chocolate..... for the anti-oxidents ofcoarse

The holidays have officially glazed my abs over......

~Haz~

Thanks asshole now I'm craving tacobell while I sit here and wait for my chicken to finish baking.

[Ruffiancino]

I love how they make sure we realize she was sitting in a "reinforced metal chair", before they even get into the specifics of how much she ate.......I feel sorry for that chair......and like someone else said earlier, her toilet as well.

[Hazard]

LMFAO! I feel your pain man...... I decided to let go for the holidays and all i've done was set myself up for a lot of cardio..... LOL

Pretty soon it'll be back to the chicken n rice.....

~Haz~

[jbm]

i think siggy is in love!

[jbm]

her bathtub must be custom made....

[muscle_dysmorphia]

Just a f*cking disgusting pig. Like honestly, who the hell drinks soft-drinks out of a 1/2 gallon bottle?

JESUS.

[Sage]

Looks like the Bro'man from the 5th floor is missing in action. She probably swallowed the baby daddy.

[Times Roman]

it's pretty sad actually. She's crying out for attention, and the only thing she can do is slo-mo suicide. I feel sorry for her kids. There will come a day she will not be able to get out of bed, and she will just shat where she lay.....

[paulzane]

Don't you just love American women??

[ranging1]

am i the only one who wonders wat her poop looks like?

[Narkissos]

^^yep... ew

[vettewreck]

So sad. She actually WANTS to be fat bc some Fvucking retard gave her attention and told her she was sexy fat and now she thinks its ok and women shouldnt feel guilty by being fat and blah blah blah, I wanna punch her in fat fvcking mouth. She disgusts me.

[lil_herc81]

we will find her on the biggest loser next season!

[The Toad]

She should be thinking of her kids. At the rate she is gaining weight it won't be long before she can't take care of them. Selfish and sad...

[The Hyena]

She should be thinking of her kids. At the rate she is gaining weight it won't be long before she can't take care of them. Selfish and sad...

agreed

[kbeezy321]

man the harpoons

[GirlyGymRat]

but why would anyone want to do this

[drdeath613]

lol thats a Jersey person for you there crazy in da head

its funny and sad he told her she was sexy as she got fatter and split when she got to the point where a king size bad was for one person

[Older lifter]

I remember this story about this fat chick that had a big furry grey/green growth on her gut, she got taken to the hospital and the doctors carefully cut into the mass and found that it was a carrot that had been trapped in the folds of her fat for quite sometime and it had started started to get mouldy.

Gotta love the fatties

[supersetman]

Gross, just lost my appetite.

[UberSteroids]

So there are people that don't have anything to eat and there you have this FAT ASS BITCH eating 30,000 calories per meal and trying to reach 1000Lbs...

She should be shot in the head.

[Flagg]

Thats a future WWE diva if ever I saw one..

[38jumper38]

God have mercy of her............