Livid!

[LawMan018]

Okay, long story short we have a gym at our fire station... I recently decided to go workout there rather then the base gym which can get very crowded... I just get done with my workout, my testosterones flowing and I'm feeling great. The other shift is on duty and I'm friends with some of them, don't realluy speak with others...

As I'm walking out of the gym towards the bathroom to weigh myself around the corner comes one of my buds and a NCO from the other shift. Out of nowhere he starts laughing like a retard and shouts out, "Look how top heavy you are!" He continues to laugh and then says, "Have you ever heard of a calf machine?"

Now, I do have thin legs, but they are muscular. I've been made fun of pretty much my entire life for being too thin, too pale, red hair, you name it... I don't have time to deal with bullshit. It's one thing for a friend to say something like that jokingly, but I don't know this dude. And ontop of it he's about as chunky and unathletic as they come...

I just kind of gave him a "wtf" look, I didn't know what to say at first, I was quite surprised. He kept laughing... So I called him out. I said, "I'll out do you on any leg exercise... You name it." He obviously didn't take my challenge and kept laughing, adding on,"God your ankles are sooo tiny."

I'm seriously pissed off now. So I shout at him, "You got a thing against guys in shape?" He didn't respond to this and just kept laughing going to his room.

Now I'm sure when I see him again he's going to try and say some smartass comment. He outranks me, by 1 rank... But still, what he's doing is going "beyond" what is acceptable and if it happens again I'm going to call his fatass out.

Sorry guys, I need to vent... I do not have a punching bag to hit which would be awesome right about now so I decided to share my lovely story with you all. Who know, you might get an update in a few days about me knocking this fat piece of crap on his ass!

[stack_it]

Start picking on his insecurities. Ie his gut or whatever else and get louder and harsher. He'll shut up.


Or just go bang his wife

[Tigershark]

Next time someone says something to you just tell them, "Does pointing out my appearence make you feel better about your shitty physique?"

[Shol'va]

Dont sweat it, he is just jealous and looking for any reason to put you down to make him feel better about his lazy fat a$$.

[scorpion62]

Lawman if your happy with your self then Fvck the fat tart as Tigershark says laugh at him,tell fat boy to lay off the twinkie bars

[JohnnyVegas]

Fvck that guy. For the life of me I cannot figure out what makes some people so rude. I don't even pick on my friends...to do it to a stranger is unthinkable.

[gbrice75]

Dont sweat it, he is just jealous and looking for any reason to put you down to make him feel better about his lazy fat a$$.

^^^ THIS.

Be arrogant. Tell him not to hate just because you've achieved what he wants so bad and is too lazy, stupid, or unmotivated to go out and get. As corny as it sounds, pull your shirt off and challenge the fat fvck to do the same. It'll only make him more insecure and embarrassed. Don't worry about what he says - he WON'T take his shirt off, and anybody else standing there will know you're the clear winner. Lawman 1, fat fvck, 0.

Throw your shirt back on, laugh, walk away and let him know "that's what I thought!" I'd end it with "fat boy", but I don't know if that's appropriate to say to somebody who outranks you - i.e. how far can you take it?

[LawMan018]

Haha thanks for the replies guys. I've calmed down quite a bit (Jack3d amps me up like no other!) and will probably do what some of you have said. It doesn't affect me that much (Albeit, a tiny bit) but I just want to call this guy out for who he is... A rude fat slob with no manners whatsoever. It amazes me that he is an NCO...

[gbrice75]

Law, you have a PM sir

[SlimmerMe]

He is jealous. It is as simple as that.
Jealously motivates people to do the strangest things especially if it makes them feel better by doing so.

[layeazy]

great idea taking the shirt of at that moment it would have stopped it then and there but you missed the opportunity i would just ignore the comments and move on hes the one with the problem.

[Hunter]

You know how far you have come as does anyone thats been a part of this board for awhile, I say just ignore him and dont dignify it with a response.

[The Hyena]

Fvck all these answers.... punch him in the face !!

I mean.... yea