this husband and wife are getting pretty hot during foreplay one late night and are about to have sex.

"i'll go get a condom", the husband decides and runs to the bathroom

he finds one, slips it on, and is about to return to bed when in walls his 5 yr old son to the bathroom.

"what are you doing with that daddy?"

"oh, son, i just thought i heard a mouse in here"

"well what are you gonna do when you find it daddy, FUCK IT?!!"