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  1. 01-12-2011, 07:01 PM #1
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    I've had to poo all day...

    Have you ever had one of those days? I really anticipated having my usual morning movement.

    Should I use my finger to primer the turtlehead?
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  2. 01-12-2011, 07:18 PM #2
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    Yes you should totally stick your finger in there. Make sure you go knuckle deep.
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    Make sure you take pics and send them to DSM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it;548***2
    Yes you should totally stick your finger in there. Make sure you go knuckle deep.
    That really doesn't leave you feeling clean .
    I like stopping by the self serve car wash and throwing a couple quarters in the vacuum . The good thing is if you pull your pants up in time you can always vacuum the floors .
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    Using my finger doesn't seem very clean. Maybe I'll use a carrot instead.
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  6. 01-12-2011, 07:40 PM #6
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    I'm serious guys, I really have to go. I need your help and support.
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    elbow deep priming is best

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    Might as well grab a garden hose, insert and turn it all the way up
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    Latex glove, some ky warming gel, and a little whiskey.


    That's what dsm told me to bring over last time I had this problem. It was weird he put the glove on but both hands were on my shoulders when he stuck his finger in....
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  10. 01-12-2011, 09:55 PM #10
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    Those days suck. Usually happens when I up my calories for a cycle the first week or so. Totally blows.
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    I eat several bowls of Colon Blow* cereal every evening. Bowl filler.

    *bran flakes
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    Whenever this happens to me i just insert the vacuum up my rectum and turn it on. Then when the vacuum is full I walk to the curb and reverse it on cars driving past my house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Whenever this happens to me i just insert the vacuum up my rectum and turn it on. Then when the vacuum is full I walk to the curb and reverse it on cars driving past my house.
    Jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigershark View Post
    Jesus.
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    Just too much information, and too many people to help him lol
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  16. 01-13-2011, 09:47 AM #16
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    DSM and Stack it's post almost made me spit my coffee on my keyboard.

    Crisis averted. I sat on the toilet and held my breath until my head turned purple. Then it came out slowly, like a Sow giving birth to a calf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevey_6t9 View Post
    elbow deep priming is best

    what the f**k
    hahahahahahahahahahaha
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  19. 01-13-2011, 10:01 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevey_6t9 View Post
    elbow deep priming is best

    The look on that runner's face is priceless!
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    Pooping iz one of the absolute bestest times of my day...

    I always feel like ive just done a really good job and made a grand accomplishment!

    Yay me.
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    not enough fiber, eh mate?

    I never never never never never never never have this problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bushido3374 View Post

    Should I use my finger to primer the turtlehead?
    Digital stimulation... works in nursing.
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    sh1tty subject, or more accurately, a lack thereof....
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    Quote Originally Posted by clemont51 View Post
    I eat several bowls of Colon Blow* cereal every evening. Bowl filler.

    *bran flakes
    Better to eat it the night before!
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    Psyllium Husk Fiber
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  27. 01-23-2011, 07:07 PM #27
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    I was using this stuff almost every day, but got out of the habit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bushido3374 View Post
    The look on that runner's face is priceless!
    I see a look of determination.
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    nicotine or caffeine would have done the trick
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