I've had to poo all day...

[bushido3374]

Have you ever had one of those days? I really anticipated having my usual morning movement.

Should I use my finger to primer the turtlehead?

[stack_it]

Yes you should totally stick your finger in there. Make sure you go knuckle deep.

[ReX357]

Make sure you take pics and send them to DSM.

[Dont wanna be old]

Yes you should totally stick your finger in there. Make sure you go knuckle deep.

That really doesn't leave you feeling clean .
I like stopping by the self serve car wash and throwing a couple quarters in the vacuum . The good thing is if you pull your pants up in time you can always vacuum the floors .

[bushido3374]

Using my finger doesn't seem very clean. Maybe I'll use a carrot instead.

[bushido3374]

I'm serious guys, I really have to go. I need your help and support.

[stevey_6t9]

elbow deep priming is best

[Knockout_Power]

Might as well grab a garden hose, insert and turn it all the way up

[stack_it]

Latex glove, some ky warming gel, and a little whiskey.


That's what dsm told me to bring over last time I had this problem. It was weird he put the glove on but both hands were on my shoulders when he stuck his finger in....

[Tigershark]

Those days suck. Usually happens when I up my calories for a cycle the first week or so. Totally blows.

[clemont51]

I eat several bowls of Colon Blow* cereal every evening. Bowl filler.

*bran flakes

[DSM4Life]

Whenever this happens to me i just insert the vacuum up my rectum and turn it on. Then when the vacuum is full I walk to the curb and reverse it on cars driving past my house.

[Tigershark]

Whenever this happens to me i just insert the vacuum up my rectum and turn it on. Then when the vacuum is full I walk to the curb and reverse it on cars driving past my house.

Jesus.

[DSM4Life]

Jesus.

[gettingthere]

Just too much information, and too many people to help him lol

[bushido3374]

DSM and Stack it's post almost made me spit my coffee on my keyboard.

Crisis averted. I sat on the toilet and held my breath until my head turned purple. Then it came out slowly, like a Sow giving birth to a calf.

[Brewster]

elbow deep priming is best

what the f**k
hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Shol'va]

[bushido3374]

elbow deep priming is best

The look on that runner's face is priceless!

[yungone501]

Pooping iz one of the absolute bestest times of my day...

I always feel like ive just done a really good job and made a grand accomplishment!

Yay me.

[Times Roman]

not enough fiber, eh mate?

I never never never never never never never have this problem.

[DSM4Life]

[JScondition]

Should I use my finger to primer the turtlehead?

Digital stimulation... works in nursing.

[Times Roman]

sh1tty subject, or more accurately, a lack thereof....

[JohnnyVegas]

I eat several bowls of Colon Blow* cereal every evening. Bowl filler.

*bran flakes

Better to eat it the night before!

[Times Roman]

Psyllium Husk Fiber

[bushido3374]

I was using this stuff almost every day, but got out of the habit.

[kiki123]

The look on that runner's face is priceless!

I see a look of determination.

[HitIt]

nicotine or caffeine would have done the trick