Bertuzzi's moving to the U.S.

**stack_it** · 01-16-2011, 10:01 PM

Just saw this article and when Bert sees it I'm sure he will be packing his bags and heading south

Starbucks Corp. will roll out its biggest drink size yet -- the 31-ounce "Trenta" -- in all its U.S. coffee shops by May 3, the company said on Sunday.

The new size will be available only for iced coffee, iced tea and iced tea lemonade drinks in the United States. The Trenta is 7 ounces larger than Starbucks' "Venti" cup for iced drinks, which currently is its largest size on offer.

Drinks in the Trenta size will cost 50 cents more than similar Venti-sized iced drinks, the company said.

Seattle-based Starbucks tested the new size in several U.S. markets last year, saying it was responding to customer demand for larger cold beverages.

The Trenta size will debut Tuesday in 14 states, including Virginia, Georgia, Florida, Texas, Hawaii and Arizona, and will appear in California on Feb. 1.

The world's biggest coffee chain said unsweetened drinks in the new size will have fewer than 90 calories and that sweetened versions will have less than 230 calories.

**Standby** · 01-16-2011, 11:24 PM

Lmfao crazy bert

**l2elapse** · 01-16-2011, 11:48 PM

oh bert

**calgarian** · 01-17-2011, 08:25 AM

oh...so size is the reason he wanted to move to africa

**stack_it** · 01-17-2011, 06:08 PM

Just because he goes to Africa won't make his wiener bigger.

**Bertuzzi** · 01-19-2011, 01:53 PM

They are getting it in Canada as well.... trust me, I am all over this..... I just don't drink cold beverages, so they better get their shit together and come out with this size in hot beverages!!

**Bertuzzi** · 01-19-2011, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Just because he goes to Africa won't make his wiener bigger.

Me and my girl are both happy with the size.... thanks for your concern

**stack_it** · 01-19-2011, 01:57 PM

I heard that even the hot beverages are cold in Canada

**Bertuzzi** · 01-19-2011, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I heard that even the hot beverages are cold in Canada

5 minutes outside, yes they are

**calgarian** · 01-19-2011, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Me and my girl are both happy with the size.... thanks for your concern

thats NOT what she was telling me...Stack I will forward you her text message

**calgarian** · 01-19-2011, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Just because he goes to Africa won't make his wiener bigger.

i meant helike to hold big size in his hand

**stack_it** · 01-19-2011, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

thats NOT what she was telling me...Stack I will forward you her text message

Hahahahahah

**Bertuzzi** · 01-19-2011, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

thats NOT what she was telling me...Stack I will forward you her text message

My girl wouldn't touch you with a 20 foot clown poll

**Standby** · 01-19-2011, 06:33 PM

curious to why you used "clown poll"

**Bertuzzi** · 01-19-2011, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

curious to why you used "clown poll"

At first I only put poll, then decided clown poll was more appropriate for Cal, so I changed it

**stack_it** · 01-19-2011, 06:37 PM

Just throwing this out there but you do realize a "poll" is a survey and the correct word for your statement would be "pole"

Sorry I'm in school now so I have to start being smart instead of just being a smart ass

**Bertuzzi** · 01-19-2011, 06:41 PM

You are indeed correct.... sometimes i get caught up in excitement and screw up..... very rare though...... very, very rare

**stack_it** · 01-19-2011, 06:54 PM

I did it earlier too. I said through when I should have said threw lol

**Bertuzzi** · 01-19-2011, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I did it earlier too. I said through when I should have said threw lol

It can happen to the best of us.... Don't start trying to correct Cal though.... you'll be busy all day and he'll never understand anyways

**Standby** · 01-19-2011, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Just throwing this out there but you do realize a "poll" is a survey and the correct word for your statement would be "pole"

Sorry I'm in school now so I have to start being smart instead of just being a smart ass

ya i had pole in my reply but went back and changed it to poll cause i didnt want to seem like i was correcting him when i was actually asking about the clown part

**Bertuzzi** · 01-19-2011, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

ya i had pole in my reply but went back and changed it to poll cause i didnt want to seem like i was correcting him when i was actually asking about the clown part

I saw that, in the email that came to my phone but when I came to the thread you had edited it.

**Standby** · 01-19-2011, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

I saw that, in the email that came to my phone but when I came to the thread you had edited it.

haha see there im not lying

**Bertuzzi** · 01-19-2011, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

haha see there im not lying

^^ Edited again.... original post "see im lying"

sloppy

**Standby** · 01-19-2011, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

^^ Edited again.... original post "see im lying"

sloppy

lmao after i realized i didnt put not i knew youd see i had to edit it again lmfao

**calgarian** · 01-20-2011, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

My girl wouldn't touch you with a 20 foot clown poll

who said her touching my pole?? i just said she texted me about ur small penis which is used rarely and she has to pretend that she is satisfied......