Troll Thread..

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"Hi, i'm 15 and want to do 900mg of test..... should i pin before or after i eat my coco puffs.."

"Hi.. my GF won't put out but she's perfect... should i cut my nutts off so i won't have any libido?"

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Is your name cherrydrpepper?

[SlimmerMe]

where is the doc? I need some gut wrenching belly laughs.....

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I've seen him post once or twice in other sections of the board but I think we scared him away from the lounge. Either that or his girl murdered him.

[DSM4Life]

[Kawigirl]

Thatta boy ^^ lol

[DSM4Life]

[DSM4Life]

Thatta boy ^^ lol

[Shol'va]

[Tigershark]

I am 16 myself and I need advice on how to completely f-up my sex life. I was planning on running test and deca and for good measure shoving red russia up my arse. Any thought?
Oh and before you tell me I am too young, I meant to say I am 29. That was a typo earlier.

[GirlyGymRat]

too funny. too true.

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I am 16 myself and I need advice on how to completely f-up my sex life. I was planning on running test and deca and for good measure shoving red russia up my arse. Any thought?
Oh and before you tell me I am too young, I meant to say I am 29. That was a typo earlier.

I would recommend dropping the test and doubling the dose of deca.

[Times Roman]

har har har =)

lookey me! I'm a goofey inbreed with a beer bottle under my shorts

[DSM4Life]

har har har =)

lookey me! I'm a goofey inbreed with a beer bottle under my shorts

This isn't a bottle :

[Shol'va]

This isn't a bottle :

I can hear the pointer sisters in the background singing I'm so excited, I just can't hide it..........

[BlInDsIdE]

hey does anyone here know if i can drink winny?

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hey does anyone here know if i can drink winny?

Yes but it's only effective if you mix it with vodka

[BlInDsIdE]

Yes but it's only effective if you mix it with vodka

sick

[Bojangles69]

Hey guys I just got my first boner 2 days ago and I'm trying to lose my virginity.
I heard if I do steroids girls will like me more? Is that true? And what cycle is best for making my cock like ubermassive?

Also is 12 too early to start cycling? Do I need a pct or can I just watch a lot of porn? Thanks.

[BlInDsIdE]

winny is a spot injection aas so if you stick it in you d!ck .....ubermassive- that or synthol.

[SlimmerMe]

im 16 n wondr wht 2 do bout boys. All them look at me all the time. They hve a sertain look on there face. They look like my doggy named Bruno.
Do I need to do sumethng to make them stop?

Sumtimes I like it. But my dady''s freends who look make me want to run away so what shuld i do?

Is there a pill i culd give them? sumthin to make them stop drooling? I heard body Billders take pills and I need sum for my dadys freeds.

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Hey guys I just got my first boner 2 days ago and I'm trying to lose my virginity.
I heard if I do steroids girls will like me more? Is that true? And what cycle is best for making my cock like ubermassive?

Also is 12 too early to start cycling? Do I need a pct or can I just watch a lot of porn? Thanks.

Travel to new jersey and ask around for a girl named shnooki. When you find her tell her your a juicehead and she'll take care of that boner for you. For pct (pretty cute tits) talk to shnookis friend jwow

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im 16 n wondr wht 2 do bout boys. All them look at me all the time. They hve a sertain look on there face. They look like my doggy named Bruno.
Do I need to do sumethng to make them stop?

Sumtimes I like it. But my dady''s freends who look make me want to run away so what shuld i do?

Is there a pill i culd give them? sumthin to make them stop drooling? I heard body Billders take pills and I need sum for my dadys freeds.

Wild animals such as the human male are impossible to tame but easy to control. If you give them a glare like you'll give them whatever you want then they in return will actually give you whatever you want. Use this v power to get things like Justin Beiber tickets and the new Hannah Montana album.

[vettewreck]

Hey, im 19 and about to start my very first cycle of Test at 600mg/wk, Anadrol and deca . How much weight will I gain, I want to get big fast.

im 16 n wondr wht 2 do bout boys. All them look at me all the time. They hve a sertain look on there face. They look like my doggy named Bruno.
Do I need to do sumethng to make them stop?

Sumtimes I like it. But my dady''s freends who look make me want to run away so what shuld i do?

Is there a pill i culd give them? sumthin to make them stop drooling? I heard body Billders take pills and I need sum for my dadys freeds.

Someone has "daddy issues"... eek!!

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Hey, im 19 and about to start my very first cycle of Test at 600mg/wk, Anadrol and deca . How much weight will I gain, I want to get big fast.


Someone has "daddy issues"... eek!!

As long as you eat the recommended two meals a day for bulking then you should put on close to 75lbs. Maybe more if you drink a protein shake.

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This advice giving thing is easy. I don't know why the people in the q&a get so aggravated

[auslifta]

I just starting doing weights about 2 hrs ago, I wanna drop fat and put on some muscle. Not too big though, just big enough for summer. What cycle do you suggest. My friend says to take dbols intra rectum, he knows someone that did this and got massive, like totally huge. Before you rip into me about my diet and my age, i'm 18 so i'm not a kid, and I eat really well usually cereal and toast for breakfast, salad for lunch and pasta for dinner. I'm around 8% BF I'd like to be around 2% and like to put on 30lbs so i'll weigh 165 at end of cycle. Oh my training is tight, I do curls on mon/wed/fri and chest tue/thurs/sat. Dbol won't make me horny will it? My girl doesnt like it more than once a month, so I don't want to annoy her as I put her on a pedistal.

What's a squat? I heard some guy at gym talking about it.

[auslifta]

Oh forgot to mention, I don't do injections. That too serious, just some orals so it won't harm me. Can I drink decca?

[SlimmerMe]

Wild animals such as the human male are impossible to tame but easy to control. If you give them a glare like you'll give them whatever you want then they in return will actually give you whatever you want. Use this v power to get things like Justin Beiber tickets and the new Hannah Montana album.

u think bcauz im 16 i like Hanna? I am a big girl.
do u think sex with my boyfrend will help me git skinny? He sez it will. He is old. He is 22.

ps: thnk u 4 ur advize. r u a body billder?

[Shol'va]

I just sold my big wheel by marx to buy me sum roids off ebay. They are capsules and I know they are real cause you couldnt buy them off ebay if they wasnt. Do you swallow them or poke um up yer buttz. It says sumpin bout roids and supposed tories on them but its scratched off, prolly to protect the labs. I jus wanna be big when I gets to hi skewl.

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[auslifta]

u think bcauz im 16 i like Hanna? I am a big girl.
do u think sex with my boyfrend will help me git skinny? He sez it will. He is old. He is 22.

ps: thnk u 4 ur advize. r u a body billder?

He is 22, he knows what he is talking about, his juice is good for your skin too, will help those nasty breakouts.

[SlimmerMe]

He is 22, he knows what he is talking about, his juice is good for your skin too, will help those nasty breakouts.

Thnk u...he is smart 2.

[stevey_6t9]

i like boobies...

[Times Roman]

I heard I can skip pct and just steal my ol ladies birth control pills

and since my nads are so small, that means i'm sterile, so she won't get pregnent even if she can't find her birth control pills

It's true... I heard that's what Vinnie the Chin does

[DSM4Life]

Are these deca real ? Guy said they are extreme deca

[SlimmerMe]

I heard I can skip pct and just steal my ol ladies birth control pills

and since my nads are so small, that means i'm sterile, so she won't get pregnent even if she can't find her birth control pills

It's true... I heard that's what Vinnie the Chin does

You are correct to follow Vinnie. And your lady will not get upset if she cannot find her BC pills. Females never get mad.

Are these deca real ? Guy said they are extreme deca

These look legit to me. However that being said, wouldn't you rather have the bigger capsules?

[DSM4Life]

You are correct to follow Vinnie. And your lady will not get upset if she cannot find her BC pills. Females never get mad.



These look legit to me. However that being said, wouldn't you rather have the bigger capsules?

He says the smaller ones are less of a chocking hazard but i tried to tell him i was experienced. Baby steps i guess.

[SlimmerMe]

He says the smaller ones are less of a chocking hazard but i tried to tell him i was experienced. Baby steps i guess.

Easier to chew which is why recommended for beginners. But I thought you were an expert; hence why the bigger ones were recommended. But if too much, then cut back a few until you don't feel anymore sides.

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This is an educational thread for future trolls......