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  1. 01-25-2011, 11:15 AM #1
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    Story Time

    Sooo..its summer and Kawigirl likes to take long walks after work in her neighborhood. Nice paths....a man made lake...very new area.

    I come home after work....I get ready...throw ipod on and runners and head out. Along my walk is a major road with many driving by with new construction going on; meaning more than usual men.

    They usually wave...smile....and I'll smile in return. But on this one particular day they were being extremely friendly. And, so I'm thinkin...wow...I must be smokin looking today.

    After 45 minutes I finally arrive home and head into the bathroom to wash up. When I looked in the mirror....I seen that I had forgotten to wash off my face - 6 LARGE blobs of white zit cream!!!!

    True Story
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    ......hahahahahaha That is awesome!
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    so me and the family go to a nice restaurant steak place actually. After I finish eating me and son decided to go to wash room. while on my way there was a girl standing on the counter welcoming ppl who wasnt there when we came in. She was 8 out of 10 gave me and son a big smile when we were going to the wash room. and even bigger when we came back. so I smiled back. so we decided to leave and all of us come to the front desk to pay there was no smile on her face and said nothing i paid and left...Wife said to me..."wow that was rude" and I replied...i think she didnt like that I was married......my wife laughed and said...oh one of those again???.........

    I am glad my wife is secure
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    lol, reminds me of a situation recently when i was a doorman, a girl turned up at the door and immediately we started s******ing, she says, 'what are you clowns laughing at?' we pointed at the 'neat dress essential' sign beside the entrance, she said 'WHAT!!!!' ' I'll have you know this dress was 400 euro!!!' my colleague says, 'maybe love, but its inside out'. she was fookin scarlett lol
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  6. 01-25-2011, 01:54 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    lol, reminds me of a situation recently when i was a doorman, a girl turned up at the door and immediately we started s******ing, she says, 'what are you clowns laughing at?' we pointed at the 'neat dress essential' sign beside the entrance, she said 'WHAT!!!!' ' I'll have you know this dress was 400 euro!!!' my colleague says, 'maybe love, but its inside out'. she was fookin scarlett lol
    THATS awesome!!! LMAO!
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    wow!! THAT.... is funny! And i would neeeeever go jogging in public again! lol!!
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    Great story Kawigirl.
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    that happened to me too.... at a posh art opening in LA.....I had white dots all over my face and wondered why everyone was looking at me and had no idea as to why until I got back in my car...

    HILARIOUS!!!
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    Last year I was squatting at the gym and my adidas track pants split down the inseam, so the underoos were showing. This was my first exercise of leg day. Did I go home? Nope finished the remaining hour of leg day then went home. My first thought after they split was damn, gotta skip legs. Turned that frown upside down laughed a bit then finished out. Good workout too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by F4iGuy View Post
    Last year I was squatting at the gym and my adidas track pants split down the inseam, so the underoos were showing. This was my first exercise of leg day. Did I go home? Nope finished the remaining hour of leg day then went home. My first thought after they split was damn, gotta skip legs. Turned that frown upside down laughed a bit then finished out. Good workout too!
    This has happened to me before too.. haha I stick to athletic shorts now to avoid this happening again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F4iGuy View Post
    Last year I was squatting at the gym and my adidas track pants split down the inseam, so the underoos were showing. This was my first exercise of leg day. Did I go home? Nope finished the remaining hour of leg day then went home. My first thought after they split was damn, gotta skip legs. Turned that frown upside down laughed a bit then finished out. Good workout too!
    haha, ive done that also, i had to walk the whole way through the free weights section past the studios and finally down a spiral stair infront of the whole cardio section, to the changing rooms. stretchy shorts from then on in lol
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  14. 01-25-2011, 08:08 PM #14
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    CPO fell in an open sewer (luckily dry) when he opened the door for me the other day....
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    My friend when I was younger told me he bought this new awesome kickball and I would never believe how far you could kick it. It was night and I started running and kicked it hard as I could, it was a bowling ball. Not funny so do not laugh!
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    PS: to Kawigirl....you look like a strong beauty in your avy.....like a piece of sculpture
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    Tsk...thank you Slimmerme!
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    very lean... what bf% ?
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    I can't recall exactly...i think i was 9% at that time. Trainer wanted me to come in leaner....but had a tough time that year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I can't recall exactly...i think i was 9% at that time. Trainer wanted me to come in leaner....but had a tough time that year.
    I haven't been that lean since my running days....

    .... I actually was competitive back then, but that was a loooong time ago!
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    LMAO you shits!!!
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    hahaha!!!! love the pic hitit!
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    can i share one of my "stories"???? waiting for Op's response....
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    can i share one of my "stories"???? waiting for Op's response....
    everyone else has been adding stories so i do not see why not
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    can i share one of my "stories"???? waiting for Op's response....
    tell it you pvssy
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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
    everyone else has been adding stories so i do not see why not
    its one of my "nookie" stories I dont think its appropriate here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    tell it you pvssy
    u already know this one.....
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    once i was helping my brother on a job...i ended up tearing a hole in my pants crotch...no biggie, i'll just fix it with duct tape and i'll be golden till the day is over.......well this hot chick who was friends with my brother came over to chat with him for a minute and i was introduced...we shook hands and i noticed she looked down then looked back up at me real quick and had turned a little red....odd i thought. well i realized at the end of the day my tape had fallen off and she got a look at my junk...it was hot as hell that day as it was mid summer and i had come to work rolling commando :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by HitIt View Post
    once i was helping my brother on a job...i ended up tearing a hole in my pants crotch...no biggie, i'll just fix it with duct tape and i'll be golden till the day is over.......well this hot chick who was friends with my brother came over to chat with him for a minute and i was introduced...we shook hands and i noticed she looked down then looked back up at me real quick and had turned a little red....odd i thought. well i realized at the end of the day my tape had fallen off and she got a look at my junk...it was hot as hell that day as it was mid summer and i had come to work rolling commando :/
    Can you reenact that ? I'll play the girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    can i share one of my "stories"???? waiting for Op's response....
    Waiting for story C.....
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    ^ awh! for fvcks sake Cal! WTF is the matter with you?
    ok i will delete it...
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    i wanna know what it was now hahaha
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    maybe not.... leave it for the whore thread
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