Fairy Tale

[HitIt]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The Princess said NO
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and ****ed skinny big titted broads and hunted And raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank wiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate the pussies and ass ****ed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was ****in cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end

[calgarian]

dude u need to get laid....

[-Ender-]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The Princess said NO
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and ****ed skinny big titted broads and hunted And raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank wiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate the pussies and ass ****ed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was ****in cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end

I love that story.

[ghettoboyd]

that was..sniff sniff....beautful....

[Shol'va]

dude u need to get laid....

Instead of played... I give you props though for the start of a good story..

[MACHINE5150]

It really is a beautiful story.

[Ernst]

Who says men aren't sensitive? I'm deeply touched.

[stack_it]

A single tear just dropped from my right eye.

[JohnnyVegas]

Ahhhh, a classic story. A cautionary tale with drama and a happy ending.

[SlimmerMe]

and while blissfully dreaming.....Dr. Cherry shows up

[Shol'va]

Every married straight mans fantasy, especially the toilet seat issue.

[Times Roman]

to each his own....

and the story could end

.....and he grew old and never new the joys of parenthood, nor the joy of the same nice woman having your back, through thick and thin.

.....and as the bloke continued to age, he started to realize that he had no one to sit by his side to fish with, no little arms reaching out to him for a hug, no sniffy nose to wipe, no one calling him daddy, no one to ask him why the clouds are white, or how do birds fly

.....the years rolled by, and he began to gray... the cheerleaders no longer noticed him, and he had no interest in them. He lived in his little house all by himself, ate dinner by himself, tv by himself.

.....the bloke passed away a few years later, and with no family, he gave all his gold to charity. Everyone thought what a generous, great guy he musta been.......

.....cept no one came to his funeral, and no one wept, not a tear was shed.

The end

[HitIt]

to each his own....

and the story could end

.....and he grew old and never new the joys of parenthood, nor the joy of the same nice woman having your back, through thick and thin.

.....and as the bloke continued to age, he started to realize that he had no one to sit by his side to fish with, no little arms reaching out to him for a hug, no sniffy nose to wipe, no one calling him daddy, no one to ask him why the clouds are white, or how do birds fly

.....the years rolled by, and he began to gray... the cheerleaders no longer noticed him, and he had no interest in them. He lived in his little house all by himself, ate dinner by himself, tv by himself.

.....the bloke passed away a few years later, and with no family, he gave all his gold to charity. Everyone thought what a generous, great guy he musta been.......

.....cept no one came to his funeral, and no one wept, not a tear was shed.

The end

lol...i've never seen someone rebut a joke..

[Times Roman]

lol...i've never seen someone rebut a joke..

it's what happens when you have too much time on your hands.... it's either this or the tellie