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  1. 02-01-2011, 04:21 PM #1
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    Marcus's Secret TV Commercials

    Being the age old Marcus is, he struggles with erectile problems...

    He told me about the place he gets his Viagra from and I couldnt believe it... He gets it FREE for his TV commercial features...

    He showed me a couple of his commercials...



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KShkhIXdf1Y

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnDn_...eature=related
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  2. 02-01-2011, 04:29 PM #2
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    I bet you can do that now that you corrected the curvature of yours with that awesome brace Marcus told us about.
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  3. 02-01-2011, 04:31 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
    I bet you can do that now that you corrected the curvature of yours with that awesome brace Marcus told us about.
    I can do more than that...

    I can spring from a lying position to upright using mine now.
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  4. 02-01-2011, 04:57 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swifto View Post
    I can do more than that...

    I can spring from a lying position to upright using mine now.
    Don't you think that might have been the reason you bent it in the first place?
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  5. 02-01-2011, 05:05 PM #5
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    hahaha, i was waiting for swifto's revenge
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  6. 02-01-2011, 06:34 PM #6
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    Thats bad Swifto.
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  7. 02-01-2011, 06:42 PM #7
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    hahahah pay back time hum?
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  8. 02-01-2011, 06:43 PM #8
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  9. 02-01-2011, 11:58 PM #9
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    LOL

    I would love a bit of that bird in the first video

    Maybe marcus can send me some tips on how to do that viagra break dance
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  10. 02-02-2011, 03:38 AM #10
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    touché
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  11. 02-02-2011, 08:34 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    touché
    Touche my friend, touche.
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  12. 02-02-2011, 09:19 AM #12
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    I could spin on my tool like that, but some bloke was eating sun flower seeds earlier, spitting them on the floor, and I got one stuck inside.....

    but since I'm so huge, I didn't notice the difference, so later that night, when my woman was servicing me, right as I was cvmming... she pulled back, and I shot her right in the eye with that sunflower seed!

    so I tell her.... see.... this is what happens when you pull back like that.... ya need to finish the job all the way through to the end! =)
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    Swifto's revenge. I knew this would be coming.
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