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  1. 02-12-2011, 02:27 PM #1
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    Why lie about size of your package?

    I mean who cares.No one from here is going to be impressed.This subject has come up on several occasions.And I asked women.Wats the 1st thing you thing of when a guy says.(I got 8 or 9 inches)Most common answer.They are full of crap.And they want to know why they measure it.Must be a compelx or some thing.Guys news travels fast.Beacuse if you hung like a spring chricken.Word gets around.FAST the same as when you do got something there.So people wat do you thing of guys who spout off measurements?
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    I'll be the judge of that.

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    My 12" penis can also bench press 500 pounds. People are pathetic. They get their measurements by starting at their asshole, or "repping crazy weight" and the bar never comes within a foot of their chest. They also think you and I actually have to hear this crap. Insecure little boys in man bodies.
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    lol cool topic yeah all guys make up girth and length so i find it funny as......

    All the chicks i know dont really care just as long as you know how to make love to all the women special zones...
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    http://www.sizemed.com/measuring-your-penis.html
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    Sholva and DSM4life were saying that its not the size its how it fits in their mouth that counts lol
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    As long as it gags the other person its a good size.
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    And if you are good sized and still don't gag that person then you have a pro on your tool.
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    Men associate their sexual identity based on the size of their penis and women sometimes associate their sexuality based on the size of their melons.



    Men are also known to lie about their age, height, weight, income, intelligence, sexual activity and drum roll please.......................... masturbating.
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    Anytime it's brought up I tell everyone I have a baby carrot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Anytime it's brought up I tell everyone I have a baby carrot.

    LOL, same here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Anytime it's brought up I tell everyone I have a baby carrot.
    Same here, it's funnier if you tell people you have a little tool. Then girls are happily surprised when they see the real thing. I'm stealing the baby carrot line by the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    Same here, it's funnier if you tell people you have a little tool. Then girls are happily surprised when they see the real thing. I'm stealing the baby carrot line by the way.
    Feel free. Everyone loves the baby carrot comment lol.
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    im in the normal range 6-7 inches and huge cock aint everything

    a lezbo aint got nothing on my tongue skillz
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    lol im married and still spank it my old 22 yo wife lol walked in on me she was like wtf isnt that my job to get you off

    so my comeback was but baby 1-2 hours of poking is great but if i had sex with you every time i was horny id never be at work id never eat and you would leave me cause id make you be on top 24/7 so what not spank it 3-4 times a day 5 mins each and save the good stuff for later

    the subject has never come up again hahaha
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    hahaha funny as pics

    drdeath your wife sounds great with a comment like that i would have capitalized and said yes it is your job and you will be doing overtime from now on....
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Anytime it's brought up I tell everyone I have a baby carrot.
    I just say, "Its just a little guy"
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    yeah yeah ill be 33 in june she will be 23 in june i got lucky she goes to work and i go to the gym and do tattoos on the side
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    When I see my dogs I say..." Your little pink crayon is out!"......
    and then we wink at each other.... because he really has a Ball Park Hotdog.....
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    that's hilarious slimmer you have a funny relationship with your dog lol

    But come on Slimmer chime is what are thoughts on a mans package?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimmerMe View Post
    When I see my dogs I say..." Your little pink crayon is out!"......
    and then we wink at each other.... because he really has a Ball Park Hotdog.....
    lol with this statement i bet if i looked hard enough i could find a video of you on the net
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimmerMe View Post
    When I see my dogs I say..." Your little pink crayon is out!"......
    and then we wink at each other.... because he really has a Ball Park Hotdog.....
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    Interesting topic fellas. From the women I've spoken to (including my wife and her friends), size does matter (they say would you rather be stranded on a row boat or a luxury liner, lol)...BUT, they also say, no matter how big you are (or think you are), a woman can always buy one bigger and longer lasting. So with that said, learn to f*ck good and eat pu$$y even better! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

    Plus, being too hung can be a burden. I know a couple of guys that are legit 10-12" and women actually run away from it. I don't consider myself crazy hung (wife and her "friend" measured mine recently and I'm slightly over 9"), but I've had women not want to do certain things because of the size. You can pretty much forget about a good deep throat session, and you'll prolly never get anal. So if you average of slightly above, be happy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BgMc31 View Post
    Interesting topic fellas. From the women I've spoken to (including my wife and her friends), size does matter (they say would you rather be stranded on a row boat or a luxury liner, lol)...BUT, they also say, no matter how big you are (or think you are), a woman can always buy one bigger and longer lasting. So with that said, learn to f*ck good and eat pu$$y even better! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

    Plus, being too hung can be a burden. I know a couple of guys that are legit 10-12" and women actually run away from it. I don't consider myself crazy hung (wife and her "friend" measured mine recently and I'm slightly over 9"), but I've had women not want to do certain things because of the size. You can pretty much forget about a good deep throat session, and you'll prolly never get anal. So if you average of slightly above, be happy!
    are you black?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BgMc31 View Post
    Interesting topic fellas. From the women I've spoken to (including my wife and her friends), size does matter (they say would you rather be stranded on a row boat or a luxury liner, lol)...BUT, they also say, no matter how big you are (or think you are), a woman can always buy one bigger and longer lasting. So with that said, learn to f*ck good and eat pu$$y even better! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

    Plus, being too hung can be a burden. I know a couple of guys that are legit 10-12" and women actually run away from it. I don't consider myself crazy hung (wife and her "friend" measured mine recently and I'm slightly over 9"), but I've had women not want to do certain things because of the size. You can pretty much forget about a good deep throat session, and you'll prolly never get anal. So if you average of slightly above, be happy!
    Can you re PM me those phone numbers again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevey_6t9 View Post
    are you black?
    Its me in my Avi. The big guy. Does being black matter? Being in locker rooms pretty much my entire life, I've seen some pretty hung white guys as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Can you re PM me those phone numbers again?
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Nah, brotha!! I don't think they'd take too kindly to that kind of attention! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Anytime it's brought up I tell everyone I have a baby carrot.
    i go with the "im hung like a 2yr old" line. its funny if you ask me
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    Quote Originally Posted by BgMc31 View Post
    Interesting topic fellas. From the women I've spoken to (including my wife and her friends), size does matter (they say would you rather be stranded on a row boat or a luxury liner, lol)...BUT, they also say, no matter how big you are (or think you are), a woman can always buy one bigger and longer lasting. So with that said, learn to f*ck good and eat pu$$y even better! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

    Plus, being too hung can be a burden. I know a couple of guys that are legit 10-12" and women actually run away from it. I don't consider myself crazy hung (wife and her "friend" measured mine recently and I'm slightly over 9"), but I've had women not want to do certain things because of the size. You can pretty much forget about a good deep throat session, and you'll prolly never get anal. So if you average of slightly above, be happy!
    WTF???? she needs her friend to measure ur d1ck?
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    i just send pictures and after seeing it 70% of women say...no anal u will rip me in 2 and thats not their first time
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    I admit I lie, if I dont they are seem to shy off, wont go out or to bed with me. I figure once I get them in the bedroom naked it's harder for them to get away and I convince them that it WILL fit and wont hurt, to much. Thank god for Ky, I buy it at Costco. hehehe

    No, I have had plenty of girls say I'm BIG but I laugh and say no, it's average. I dont think I have had any actually NOT go through with deed and most dont complain after. It might have something to do with me liking Asian girls 5' 2" 100 lbs and under. hahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    WTF???? she needs her friend to measure ur d1ck?
    Nah, Cal, she doesn't need her friend to measure me, it was just they both thought it would be fun if they did it. I'm sure you have experience in 3somes, right? You play those types of games...
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    A lot more women do that than you think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BgMc31 View Post
    Nah, Cal, she doesn't need her friend to measure me, it was just they both thought it would be fun if they did it. I'm sure you have experience in 3somes, right? You play those types of games...
    lol yeah but not my wife involved good for u
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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post
    A lot more women do that than you think.
    what? make joke of your penis size?
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