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    Difference between oral sex and anal sex.

    Oral sex makes your day.

    Anal sex makes your hole weak.

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    Ass to mouth makes your month.

    (p.s its week not "weak")

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    I think he's saying that anal makes your asshole (hole) weak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Ass to mouth makes your month.

    (p.s its week not "weak")
    I believe the play on words was intentional for comedic purposes.

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    I knew you'd be the first to reply DSM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toothache View Post
    I think he's saying that anal makes your asshole (hole) weak.
    I figured it was obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCannon View Post
    Oral sex makes your day.

    Anal sex makes your hole weak.
    if u r fvcking a girl in the butt why would make ur asshole weak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    if u r fvcking a girl in the butt why would make ur asshole weak?
    Maybe I should have said "anal sex makes her hole week" lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCannon View Post
    Maybe I should have said "anal sex makes her hole week" lol
    weak???? no wider giving that u dont have weiner of SB's size it should be wider and it will hurt when she poop after u fvcked her.

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    (p.s its whole not "hole")

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    if u r fvcking a girl in the butt why would make ur asshole weak?
    (p.s you start a sentence with a capital letter.)

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    I like anal and oral. Problem is I`m married and these things seem to always be less frequent lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCannon View Post
    Oral sex makes your day.

    Anal sex makes your hole weak.
    similar to saying: i don't think of women as individual parts like tits, ass, ect....no, as a thoughtful man, i like to think of women as a hole.

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    This thread depressed me for some reason...

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    Funny thread found the grammer errors rather funny lol...

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    lol I love how half the people didn't get the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    lol I love how half the people didn't get the joke.
    i agree

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    subscribed butt of course (sp?)

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    6/5 of people don't understand fractions

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    Well the OP kinda butchered the joke,
    It's "oral sex makes your whole day while anal sex makes your hole weak."

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    does make more sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    repost

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    Oral is paying lip service while anal lets you get a little behind.

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    That is sick!!!!!!!!!

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