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  1. 03-01-2011, 07:54 AM #1
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    How I didn't realize this....story time #3

    Sooooo....It's winter time and quit cold. It's two months into dieting and I'm already feeling the effects.

    It was cold one evening, and I'm a cheap ass; so I slept in socks....fluffy pants and top. I was really tired this one morning from a hard workout the night before.
    Did my usual morning ritual...wash up...breakfast....blah blah.

    I have a car starter; so...head out...get in and its toasty warm. I'm driving to work and I'm thinking...odd...I can really feel the peddles this morning; must be still cold. I stopped at a red light...looked down...and realized I'm still wearing my bunny slippers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Sooooo....It's winter time and quit cold. It's two months into dieting and I'm already feeling the effects.

    It was cold one evening, and I'm a cheap ass; so I slept in socks....fluffy pants and top. I was really tired this one morning from a hard workout the night before.
    Did my usual morning ritual...wash up...breakfast....blah blah.

    I have a car starter; so...head out...get in and its toasty warm. I'm driving to work and I'm thinking...odd...I can really feel the peddles this morning; must be still cold. I stopped at a red light...looked down...and realized I'm still wearing my bunny slippers!
    Lmao, NICE! I have bad dreams like this sometimes... except instead of the bunny slippers, it's a bunny head covering my crotch. =(

    That's great though, not sure how you managed that one. I'm thinking you need to incorporate VERY strong coffee into your morning ritual if you don't already do so.
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    They were those thick types with the rubber bottoms...so I couldn't feel much walking around.
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    You never showed up to school naked or anything when you were a kid, did you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gbrice75 View Post
    You never showed up to school naked or anything when you were a kid, did you?
    in regards to that.......

    So I was applying for Diploma in computer science back in 93 so I went and start talking to this chick and because of some reason she was paying more attention to my crotch then my face...I didnt think much of it till i went to washroom and nortice that my zipper was wide open but luckily was wearing underwear.....
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    Cal, was she hot at least?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gbrice75 View Post
    Cal, was she hot at least?
    oh yeah....
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    [QUOTE=calgarian;5548416]in regards to that.......

    So I was applying for Diploma in computer science back in 93 so I went and start talking to this chick and because of some reason she was paying more attention to my crotch then my face...I didnt think much of it till i went to washroom and nortice that my zipper was wide open but luckily was wearing underwear.....[/QUOTEI

    I was caught at the gym recently checking out crotches....but c'mon.....I'm stretching...and dudes are walking by ....eye level!!! Kinda hard NOT to when your junk is in my face....
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    [QUOTE=Kawigirl;5548424]
    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    in regards to that.......

    So I was applying for Diploma in computer science back in 93 so I went and start talking to this chick and because of some reason she was paying more attention to my crotch then my face...I didnt think much of it till i went to washroom and nortice that my zipper was wide open but luckily was wearing underwear.....[/QUOTEI

    I was caught at the gym recently checking out crotches....but c'mon.....I'm stretching...and dudes are walking by ....eye level!!! Kinda hard NOT to when your junk is in my face....
    i wont complain
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    Thats as bad as me jumping in my truck to go hunting.Only to find when Iget there.I left my Rifle home
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I was caught at the gym recently checking out crotches....but c'mon.....I'm stretching...and dudes are walking by ....eye level!!! Kinda hard NOT to when your junk is in my face....
    How come this never seems to happen to me? I'd be thrilled if I caught some hot chick staring at my crotch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gbrice75 View Post
    How come this never seems to happen to me? I'd be thrilled if I caught some hot chick staring at my crotch.
    some girl whistles when i bend over to pick up the dumbell...and no it wasnt a fatty mofos
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    Lmao kawi.

    In the second grade I wore two different shoes to school. I tried to convince people I did it on purpose lol.
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    The kicker...is that I was already to far from home..said screw it...drove all the way to work...snuck in and put my steel toed boots on before anyone saw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    The kicker...is that I was already to far from home..said screw it...drove all the way to work...snuck in and put my steel toed boots on before anyone saw.
    If we ever happen to meet in person, remind me to never let you kick me in the nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gbrice75 View Post
    If we ever happen to meet in person, remind me to never let you kick me in the nuts.
    she doesnt need steel toe boot.....
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    That was great.
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  18. 03-01-2011, 12:07 PM #18
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    LMAO! Funny story.....

    I've done plenty of dumb stuff lol - i wore my flip flops to work once and I was working in a hospital where I can't hide it lol

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