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    I hear you can find Chinese women in Afghanistan...............................

    .......... it sure seems like along time since I've been with a woman....

    I passed a white woman in the store today.... I think she sensed my hunger for her.... we locked eyes for a moment too long, and I think I was obvious. Later, we crossed paths again, and again the hunger. But her glance at me seemed more than a disinterested casualness... i'm sure I imagined it. I thought she told me she wanted me... to wrap her arms around me, to pull me tight, slowly we begin stripping our clothes off in the center isle as I lay her down on our nest of empty clothes.... our hungry lips search, then find each other....

    .... and then the moment was gone, and there I was at the check out stand, hot and bothered, and she left me with my empty hopes, walking out the door.

    Is it getting warm in here?

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    No....just writing a romance novel.

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    i thought u were going to say "i start making out with her and the damn alarm went off""

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    (big sigh).... it's going to be a long three years!

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    maybe in a year or so it will be a bit more safe there and then the tribal leaders can start importing some hookers from Kazakhstan or something.

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    hey i just saw on the news that Angelina Jolie is in Kabul.. no joke..

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    great! I think that just makes the yearning that much more intense. And since I don't think she's going to be knocking on my door dressed in a sheer pink teddie and a white flower in her hair tonight, then I guess it's just me and the tellie and an all too familiar knot in my stomach.

    I just checked Craigslist, and out of curiosity, I looked in the personals. Nothing.....
    I can choose between Iraq and Pakistan, so i picked both.
    Now if I were a woman seeking a woman, there is a hottie wating for me with a nice big pic of one of her mellons. Maybe with some lipstick and a little luck, and the lights turned down low... ya think i can get her past the point of no return before she realized I have a "hanging chad"?

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    maybe the beard might give it away?

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