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  • B1tch Slapped

    3 13.64%
  • Woman laughs at the size of your tool

    3 13.64%
  • Connection sells you fake gear

    3 13.64%
  • Pulled over after you've had three beers

    4 18.18%
  • Kicked square in the stones

    3 13.64%
  • Woman comes home with underwear on backwards

    3 13.64%
  • Jailbait GF sez she's pregnant

    14 63.64%
  • Hot Pickup at bar takes you home, is really a dude

    8 36.36%
  • Woman calls out wrong name in throes of passion

    3 13.64%
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    Dumb thread time...... Which is worse?

    don't answer till you see me post this crappy poll.... wait for it.... wait for it.....

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    Yup....

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    after that last thread, it's time for a few laughs!

    Enjoy =)

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    Voted. I want no kids with a kid

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    i voted twice.... hot pick up at the bar, really a dude would be a bad night for sure.... and the jail bait GF saying she's pregnant would be a buzz kill too

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    There's been 3 voters and 12 votes lol

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    Jailbait GF sez she's pregnant. God I hate it when that happens....

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    yer not sposed to vote fer em all mate! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    yer not sposed to vote fer em all mate! =)
    wasn't me...i think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Voted. I want no kids with a kid
    so the hot pick up the bar aint so bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    so the hot pick up the bar aint so bad?
    No you can tell that thing to leave and be done with it. You tell the pregnant girl to leave and you get hit with child support for the next 18 years.

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    so you thought this through then?

    I think i agree with you, but the momentary shock of realizing ya got hot for a bloke is a little unsettling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    so you thought this through then?

    I think i agree with you, but the momentary shock of realizing ya got hot for a bloke is a little unsettling
    Yeah it would be disturbing..... depending on how drunk I was

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    c'mon... admit it... if ya were really THAT drunk, ya'd say fugit and plow right in, am I right? =)

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    im going with being bitch slapped by pregnent jailbait gf when you tell her to get an abortion..
    Last edited by MBMETC; 03-04-2011 at 10:35 AM.

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    At least the jailbait girlfriend problem has an upside...jailbait girlfriend! I mean theoretically...as a concept...you know...because it is wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas View Post
    At least the jailbait girlfriend problem has an upside...jailbait girlfriend! I mean theoretically...as a concept...you know...because it is wrong.
    blah blah blah ya old fuk! Now we know ya got a 17 year old hottie tucked away somewhere.....

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    I have a hard time voting on any of these cause i have a solution to all of them..

    * B1tch Slapped - Punch her in the face
    * Woman laughs at the size of your tool -Punch her in the face
    * Connection sells you fake gear Punch him in the face
    * Pulled over after you've had three beers - Punch the pigs in the face
    * Kicked square in the stones - Punch her/him in the face
    * Woman comes home with underwear on backwards -Punch her in the face
    * Jailbait GF sez she's pregnant -Punch her in the stomach
    * Hot Pickup at bar takes you home, is really a dude - fvck em anyways, never tell anyone
    * Woman calls out wrong name in throes of passion - just play along

    JK BTW.. i wouldn't really hit woman, but i WOULD shake the sh!t out of one.
    Last edited by MACHINE5150; 03-04-2011 at 12:57 PM.

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    I';m surprised kicked square in the stones doesn't get more mileage?

    I cramp just thinking about it =(

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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
    I have a hard time voting on any of these cause i have a solution to all of them..

    * B1tch Slapped - Punch her in the face
    * Woman laughs at the size of your tool -Punch her in the face
    * Connection sells you fake gear Punch him in the face
    * Pulled over after you've had three beers - Punch the pigs in the face
    * Kicked square in the stones - Punch her/him in the face
    * Woman comes home with underwear on backwards -Punch her in the face
    * Jailbait GF sez she's pregnant -Punch her in the stomach
    * Hot Pickup at bar takes you home, is really a dude - **** em anyways
    * Woman calls out wrong name in throes of passion - just play along

    JK BTW.. i wouldn't really hit woman, but i WOULD shake the sh!t out of one.
    you have some very serious passive/aggressive undertones here mate! Seriously you need some help... just play along? Now THAT"S over the top! =)

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    ^^^^Hehe.. well that is what i would WANT to do in all the situations.. but what i really would do.. i don't know.. luckily i have never been in any of the above situations.. although i was cheated one once but she told me over the phone and i just threw my phone...

    oh yeah.. and by just play along.. i mean call her by a different name.. say something like "Oh yeah Sally, your ass is so tight!!!" lol

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    after much consideration i voted "getting jailbait GF knocked up".. as in all honesty, i am fine with other people having abortions, but will not allow that to happen to my seed.. so that means i would have to become a daddy and put away the rock star lifestyle i'm now living..

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    No you can tell that thing to leave and be done with it. You tell the pregnant girl to leave and you get hit with child support for the next 18 years.
    No...you can push her down the stairs or something, a chick laughing at the size of your manhood, now thats bad and irreversable

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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
    ^^^^Hehe.. well that is what i would WANT to do in all the situations.. but what i really would do.. i don't know.. luckily i have never been in any of the above situations.. although i was cheated one once but she told me over the phone and i just threw my phone...

    oh yeah.. and by just play along.. i mean call her by a different name.. say something like "Oh yeah Sally, your ass is so tight!!!" lol
    not once have you ever been kicked square in the stones?

    happened to me one time in highschool walking down the hall, next thing I know Im crumpled up on the floor wondering what happened?

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    I voted being pulled over, but that's really only if it led to a DUI. In retrospect the more I consider it I think the jailbait g/f being pregnant prob wins this poll though. That's pretty much a life changer.

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    could be worse.... redneck jailbait GF that tells you she's preggers and she could be yer sister? that could be worse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    could be worse.... redneck jailbait GF that tells you she's preggers and she could be yer sister? that could be worse
    When it's your underage mother. hahahahahaha
    OK that may be a little difficult depending on how soon you started seeding. I was going into specifics but it's borderline possible...
    Now it could also be your underage Step mother. hehehehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    When it's your underage mother. hahahahahaha
    OK that may be a little difficult depending on how soon you started seeding. I was going into specifics but it's borderline possible...
    Now it could also be your underage Step mother. hehehehe
    Wait! I thought underage Step Mother is fair game as long as she is hot. Am I right mates? C'mon... back me up here! =)

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    Nothing fun about being kicked in the stones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Wait! I thought underage Step Mother is fair game as long as she is hot. Am I right mates? C'mon... back me up here! =)
    You know I would never argue with that logic.

    It's sort of like 16 + 16 = 32, perfect logic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    You know I would never argue with that logic.

    It's sort of like 16 + 16 = 32, perfect logic.
    great minds think alike!

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