How in shape is your Gf or wife?

[Times Roman]

i won't go into all the details, but she truly was an amazing sex machine... kinda sucked at other stuff, but for her, an evening of entertainment was for me to bring out my flood lamps, set up my camera equipment, and let's play porn star!

[awms]

Ever guy I talk to who has a porchagese gf says the same thing lol I always here their amazing in the sack and they are down for some crazy shit! lol must be in their blood or sothing...Iv slept with a few women in my time but non of them have anything on my gf!

[riironman]

so you have a sexless relationship with your woman? How's that working out for you?

after 3 kids and 19 years together ...things happen . u know the saying ..we marry a woman hoping they dont change and they marry us hoping we do change. the lack of sex isnt just on me..its her part also ..feeling like she doesnt measure up and self concious about her own body. she is 42 and i am 37. our youngest kid is 15 so she has had plenty of time to shape up.

[awms]

Yeah bro its got to be hard but i know there are plenty of men in the same boat...Its one of those things you really have to love in order to keep doing it! lots of women workout when their young but it more of a "I wanna look good at the bar" type of thing than it is a health issue.

I have faith that my gf is going to always be in shape because she has really taken the health thing alot more serious than I anticipated! I took her to the gym thinking she would do a little cardio and clean up her diet but no! she started wating to know everything! she goes 3-4 times a week without me naging her and she rarely eats junk food any more...HERES THE BEST PART she has decided to change her major from business to kinesiology! lol

Im very pleased to say the least lol

[awms]

after 3 kids and 19 years together ...things happen . u know the saying ..we marry a woman hoping they dont change and they marry us hoping we do change. the lack of sex isnt just on me..its her part also ..feeling like she doesnt measure up and self concious about her own body. she is 42 and i am 37. our youngest kid is 15 so she has had plenty of time to shape up.

How do you deal with that man?? do you go eles were?

[Knockout_Power]

I'm a girl who rides a Kawi ZX...I like lots of things fast

Its too bad she wont see our streets for at least another 4 months

[BgMc31]

My wife is thicker than a snicker and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!! She is a professional hula dancer and hula instructor. But like me she is 37 and 3 kids. She's never been fat, but she isn't skinny by any means. But of course our definition of a fat girl varies on this forum. I would be scared to fvck with a woman who only weighed 100 pounds. Nothing attractive to me about that. But that's just my opinion.

[MACHINE5150]

Ever guy I talk to who has a porchagese gf says the same thing lol I always here their amazing in the sack and they are down for some crazy shit! lol must be in their blood or sothing...Iv slept with a few women in my time but non of them have anything on my gf!

that's the funniest way i have ever seen someone spell Portuguese

[songdog]

My wife is fluffy.I dont care.She walks by myside every where we go.Well sometimes shes in front.Like on squat days.

[Bojangles69]

My wife is 12lbs. She has a black back and a brown underbelly, pisses on the floor when I yell at her, but damn is the sex like nothing I've ever had with any other bitch.

And for anyone wondering what shes looks like just check songdogs avy.

[mperk]

after 3 kids and 19 years together ...things happen . u know the saying ..we marry a woman hoping they dont change and they marry us hoping we do change. the lack of sex isnt just on me..its her part also ..feeling like she doesnt measure up and self concious about her own body. she is 42 and i am 37. our youngest kid is 15 so she has had plenty of time to shape up.

Dude that could be my life! Except I'm a few years ahead of u. my wife lost her sex drive about 7 years ago to low self esteem and anti depressants. It totally suks and took me by surprise but one day and 30lbs later I no longer want to fuk her because she isn't hot any more and isn't even remotely interested. But she's a great mom and we have 2 great kids. You make the best of it, looking at the big picture. I'm sure it'not an actice choice she made. And someday in the future I may loose interest (can't imagine that now...) and we'll be perfectly matched again....

[lovbyts]

oral sex is about 1/3 of what we do! it can be an amazing toe curling experience, yer woman brings you to the brink, stops and waits, smiling at you, so you start pleading for her to finish, she starts, stops, you moan and groan, she starts again, playfully teasing and delaying, until she knows you can't barely stand it anylonger, then finishes you off, and then slowly, lingering ever so long, she's done.

the only punishment I can give her is the same, but she finishes so quick it's harder for me to judge when she is close (she hides it) and then whooosh!

You my friend are a sadomasochism. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Personally I like to just finish. It takes me far to long as it is. LOL I think my woman worked on my a good 20 minutes after our non oral secession. I like to also tease and make the first one for her start/stop but then it's straight to business and lets see how many we can get before she is screaming and creaming to stop due to the sensitivity.

[lovbyts]

I think its funny when women say "hes an asshole he left me because I let my self go" well yeah!....wtf did you want him to do cheat, have pitty sex with you for the rest of his life???? lol Its easy make an effort to atleast stay in decent shape and your man will stay happy.

Hush! there is no woman out there who wants to hear the truth or the take any responsibility for a failed relationship. OK maybe saying NO women is an exaggeration. 99.99% I actually had an ex come back a year after splitting up and admitted it was ALL her fault. No she wasn't trying to get back together, she just wanted to apologize, and NO, I didn't play do the typical saying Ohhh it was my fault also; because it wasnt. lol

[riironman]

How do you deal with that man?? do you go eles were?

i plead the 5th on the side stuff. but about 7 years ago i had a side thing and got busted. it was a wake up call for the wife and she went to the gym and busted her ass . she went down to a size 3 and i loved it. she was loving it too..then got comfortable stopped the gym and weight crept back up . so back to square 1. if i became fat and sloppy i hope she wouldnt want to touch me...shit i wouldnt want to touch me even for self lovin. i started bodybuilding because she was embarressed of me because i was too skinny with my shirt off. at 19 and 145lbs at 5'11 i guess i was. she was 24 so i guess i looked like a little boy to her

[Kawigirl]

Hush! there is no woman out there who wants to hear the truth or the take any responsibility for a failed relationship. OK maybe saying NO women is an exaggeration. 99.99% I actually had an ex come back a year after splitting up and admitted it was ALL her fault. No she wasn't trying to get back together, she just wanted to apologize, and NO, I didn't play do the typical saying Ohhh it was my fault also; because it wasnt. lol

You obviously haven't met me...hi!

My first relationship failed from both of us...but i was the one that initiated the stage that caused the downfall.....I admitted it.

Just don't generalize all woman in one bunch.....and I won't do the same for narrow minded men either

[awms]

that's the funniest way i have ever seen someone spell Portuguese

I spell it two ways haha not sure why?

[Kawigirl]

Its too bad she wont see our streets for at least another 4 months

Unfortunately...so true! I'm a baby when it comes to riding in cold weather. If the sides of my tires can't stick to the pavement with my nose to the pavement...no point in riding anyways

[awms]

i plead the 5th on the side stuff. but about 7 years ago i had a side thing and got busted. it was a wake up call for the wife and she went to the gym and busted her ass . she went down to a size 3 and i loved it. she was loving it too..then got comfortable stopped the gym and weight crept back up . so back to square 1. if i became fat and sloppy i hope she wouldnt want to touch me...shit i wouldnt want to touch me even for self lovin. i started bodybuilding because she was embarressed of me because i was too skinny with my shirt off. at 19 and 145lbs at 5'11 i guess i was. she was 24 so i guess i looked like a little boy to her

Man I hope to god my gf doesnt do the same. I plan on being with her for the rest of my life...looks amazing now but who knows what 15 years and a couple kids could bring....

[riironman]

Man I hope to god my gf doesnt do the same. I plan on being with her for the rest of my life...looks amazing now but who knows what 15 years and a couple kids could bring....

maybe u should do a marriage contract like the rich do. the no fat clause. grounds for divorce. i seen that somewhere lol.

[Phosphor]

Its sad how many in shape guys I see at the gym with out of shape gross gfs...doesnt make alot of sens. I told my gf when we started dating "Fitness and health are a big part of my life and will always be. I cant be with somone who doesnt respect and take care of their body and health" the next week joined the gym.

If 90% of your life is fitness (In my case it is my job and my hobby) why would you want to be with a lazy person?

I remember a conversation with my wife when we were dating where she asked me what my greatest fear was. I told her getting married and my wife getting fat. It wasn't getting eaten by a great white, ass raped in prison, etc. My wife getting fat. To this day, my wife looks damned good without working out that much - after having our last child, too. She occasionally brings up that conversation for laughs, but it sunk in when I said it I guess. I have a fat sister that used to look great before she got married. Saw so many buddies turn into porkers after getting the ring on. I am damned lucky.

A few new pics of fireguy's wife would make me rethink my luck, however. Let me remain in my own little world

[bjpennnn]

my x (who i am still banging but i am testing out the waters seeing what else is out there) is a freak. She is adopted so i do not know her background but she has insane genetics. She has the penis line that guys have, a four pack, smokes half a pac of cigs a day and can run a half marathon on a bum knee with two weeks notice. She honestly eats all the ****en time it is annoying because she bring crappy food around me all the time. Works out about 6 days a week running an hour everyday and thats it. She is ridiculously skinny and toned in every place, but she has zero tits. To bad she has a drinking problem that she wont get over or she would be a keeper.

[auslifta]

my x (who i am still banging but i am testing out the waters seeing what else is out there) is a freak. She is adopted so i do not know her background but she has insane genetics. She has the penis that guys have, a four pack, smokes half a pac of cigs a day and can run a half marathon on a bum knee with two weeks notice. She honestly eats all the ****en time it is annoying because she bring crappy food around me all the time. Works out about 6 days a week running an hour everyday and thats it. She is ridiculously skinny and toned in every place, but she has zero tits. To bad she has a drinking problem that she wont get over or she would be a keeper.

WTF?!?!?!?! You mean your boyfriend? lol

[Hazard]

my x (who i am still banging but i am testing out the waters seeing what else is out there) is a freak. She is adopted so i do not know her background but she has insane genetics. She has a penis, a four pack, smokes half a pac of cigs a day and can run a half marathon on a bum knee with two weeks notice. She honestly eats all the ****en time it is annoying because she bring crappy food around me all the time. Works out about 6 days a week running an hour everyday and thats it. She is ridiculously skinny and toned in every place, but she has zero tits. To bad she has a drinking problem that she wont get over or she would be a keeper.

^^^^ Interesting lol

~Haz~

[Hazard]

WTF?!?!?!?! You mean your boyfriend? lol

LMFAO! Great minds think alike LOL

~Haz~

[Phosphor]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ BJ, we have enough threads related to this kind of talk. lol

[bjpennnn]

haha i meant penis lines like the v above her snatch

[bjpennnn]

winning

[bjpennnn]

its says penis line get your head out of the gutter gay boys

[awms]

my x (who i am still banging but i am testing out the waters seeing what else is out there) is a freak. She is adopted so i do not know her background but she has insane genetics. She has the penis line that guys have, a four pack, smokes half a pac of cigs a day and can run a half marathon on a bum knee with two weeks notice. She honestly eats all the ****en time it is annoying because she bring crappy food around me all the time. Works out about 6 days a week running an hour everyday and thats it. She is ridiculously skinny and toned in every place, but she has zero tits. To bad she has a drinking problem that she wont get over or she would be a keeper.

NO WAY MAN! those ar the worst girls to date...they are the ones who gain weight and look gross 10 year after you get married.

My budy is dating a girl like that she eat crap all the time! fast food every day. When they first met she was prob like 90lbs soaking wet and now shes like 115lbs which doesnt sounds like alot but its noticable (shes skinny fat) and she only going to get bigger not smaller.

The best girls to date are the ones who were chubby as a kid and then get super fit when they get older...they stay in shape because they know what its like to be teased and they have motivation!

[awms]

One of the hotest girls I know was over 200lbs 3 years ago!! she doesnt even look like the same person today. Lost weight and now shes a 110lb fitness model and she told me she will never ever go back to were she was before...the girl lives and breaths fitness!

[lovbyts]

You obviously haven't met me...hi!

My first relationship failed from both of us...but i was the one that initiated the stage that caused the downfall.....I admitted it.

Just don't generalize all woman in one bunch.....and I won't do the same for narrow minded men either

Nope, I haven't meet you and you do notice I corrected myself so it did not say ALL. Generalizations and stereotyping is typically due to the probability being greater than not that it is accurate or true. If you dont fit they generalization or typical profile then that is a good thing unless your goal is to be typical?

I believe I have heard/read you say more than once and suggested even in the quote above that YOU are different, thus proving my point that most women, or a large percentage.....

[wmaousley]

My wife was in great shape a few years ago, but then became pregnant and well you know the rest is history. Well she is steadly but slowly loosing the weight she put on and I always ask her to go to the gym with me, but she always had an excuse. Now she is seeing how I have changed my body in the past 2 months and wants in on the action (thank God).

BTW my wife is Saudi and very beautiful, IMO she could gain a 100lbs and I would still think she is sexy. But would rather her stay slim for health reasons LOL.

[calgarian]

oh...i thought the title of the thread was "who is in better shape your GF or Wife"

[wmaousley]

oh...i thought the title of the thread was "who is in better shape your GF or Wife"

Bet that thread would get a few responses

[calgarian]

Bet that thread would get a few responses

lets see....

[wmaousley]

lets