Best Pick Up Line

[MACHINE5150]

I never see a girl on her own at a club they are always with friends.. so we just got to break the ice.. 99% of the time it is in the smoking area and i ask if they have a light even if i have my own.. then their name.. that simple

otherwise.. i will go up to them and ask them if they knew the four guys in the Village people.. like there is a construction worker, a policeman, a biker, and an Indian.. but my buddy thinks there is a fireman in there (introduce wing man) and i bet him $50 he is wrong.. do you know?? 90% do not fvcking know, but will all try to think about it and say no there was a cowboy, and military, and an indian and blah blah blah.. ice is broken, take it from there.

right answer is: cowboy, construction worker, cop, indian, biker, military guy.. i think??? but there were only four in the YMCA song that they are famous for so who knows??

[stack_it]

I've had a crush on you for years


use it over facebook or text though it's supposed to work but I have no girls on my fb friendslist and I broke my phone the other day cause I couldn't get to the gym but I didn't have any girls #'s in there anyways

Fail!

[alexISthrowed]

Are you from Ireland? Because when I see you my penis is Dublin.

[scorpion62]

Does heaven know its lost an angel

[fattymcbutterpants]

Does anybody have a bandaid?..........................


Cuz I'm ALL CUT UP!!!!! (make sure and flex haha)

[D3m3nt3d]

I have actually had sex using all the cheesy pickup lines at one time as an ice-breaker to keep her laughing

[Kawigirl]

I have actually had sex using all the cheesy pickup lines at one time as an ice-breaker to keep her laughing

I think any line will work...if it makes her laugh!

[Tigershark]

You guys disappoint me. How could anyone forget the greatest pick-up line in the history of mankind?

"Give me some sugar baby."

[D3m3nt3d]

I think any line will work...if it makes her laugh!

Then I showed her my penis and she laughed so hard she cried. I knew I was in there then

[Matt Rock]

how much the polar bear weigh?

"enough to break the ice, what's up!?"

We are deff from the same area... both of the lines you dropped were the one's I was thinking of lol.

Or..

You: "There YOU ARE!!"
Her: "Do I know you?"
You: "No, but there you are!!"

One drunken night I had this stunning girl approach me and ask "how is your mom doing?" I was like, "oh good, she just opened up a new Tai Chi school" Then I was wait a second... .. Ended up "spending the night" with her and her roomate!!

I had a buddy that would walk around the bar telling girls their flys were undone... he batted like .800 =)

[Matt Rock]

"Any one seen a Vet?? *flexing* Cause these puppies are sick!"

[Kawigirl]

Then I showed her my penis and she laughed so hard she cried. I knew I was in there then

Cried....from disappointment...or cried foreshadowing the pain she was going to endure? lol

[D3m3nt3d]

Cried....from disappointment...or cried foreshadowing the pain she was going to endure? lol

I have you know 3 inches at 200mph feels phenomenal to a woman

[Kawigirl]

I have you know 3 inches at 200mph feels phenomenal to a woman

200 mph! lol......

[D3m3nt3d]

200 mph! lol......

Actually I'm pretty impressively endowed, but I find it so much more fun to talk like I'm hung like a field mouse. Plus it's the element of surprise when the pants come off

[Kawigirl]

Actually I'm pretty impressively endowed, but I find it so much more fun to talk like I'm hung like a field mouse. Plus it's the element of surprise when the pants come off

^^^this will get a girls attention everytime....comedy about this type of stuff!!!! Smart man you are D3m!

[D3m3nt3d]

^^^this will get a girls attention everytime....comedy about this type of stuff!!!! Smart man you are D3m!

Why thank ya shuga!

[stack_it]

Actually I'm pretty impressively endowed, but I find it so much more fun to talk like I'm hung like a field mouse. Plus it's the element of surprise when the pants come off

That's why anytime it's brought up and my buddies are always like "yeah my dicks huge!" I'm always telling em I have a baby carrot. Works every time.

[scotty51312]

How would you like your eggs in the morning, scambled? over easy or...... fertilized?

[Kawigirl]

How would you like your eggs in the morning, scambled? over easy or...... fertilized?

HA! I was grocery shopping with an ex one time...and passing him groceries...and he says to me. Babe...where's the eggs? I retort with..."In my ovaries"....sorry...had to share!

[Reed]

Since I seemingly always take the interest of girls with significant others
they usually start off with

"I have a boyfriend"

"I like fish"

"What?!?"

"Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter"

[Gucks]

Are you from Ireland? Because when I see you my penis is Dublin.

im in dublin so not really an option...

[D3m3nt3d]

Since I seemingly always take the interest of girls with significant others
they usually start off with

"I have a boyfriend"

"I like fish"

"What?!?"

"Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter"

[Gucks]

"how do u like it?"
"can u buy me a drink?"
"would u like to come home with me or should i apologise?"
"did u know a rhino is the only animal that cant jump?"
"do u have any irish in you? no? would u like some?"
"smile if u want to sleep with me"
"whats the difference between sex and conversation? come home with me and we'll talk about it"
"i bet u €10 u cant get ur clothes off quicker then me"

[Kawigirl]

"how do u like it?"
"can u buy me a drink?"
"would u like to come home with me or should i apologise?"
"did u know a rhino is the only animal that cant jump?"
"do u have any irish in you? no? would u like some?"
"smile if u want to sleep with me"
"whats the difference between sex and conversation? come home with me and we'll talk about it"
"i bet u €10 u cant get ur clothes off quicker then me"

Thats like 16 Canadian....I'm in!!! lol

[D3m3nt3d]

Thats like 16 Canadian....I'm in!!! lol

You have an awesome physique by the way

[Standby]

ive never ran a pick up line my self but walking through a bar i had a girl grab my arm and ask me if i had a boner, i was like excuse me? she repeated so i lifted my shirt looked at my cack looked back at her and said not yet then we laughed and she pulled my shirt up and said to her friend he doesnt have boner then she started rubbing my cack through my jeans and i said not yet and smiled. aww was the best pick up line i had ran on me

[Knockout_Power]

Its much easier when the girl is somewhere you see her a lot like the gym, then you walk up to her at the water fountain with a dorky smirk on your face and drop a really cheezy one... "soooo, come here often"?

[Knockout_Power]

Ive heard this one wont work too well...

"you up for a little gravy swapping?"

[MACHINE5150]

ive never ran a pick up line my self but walking through a bar i had a girl grab my arm and ask me if i had a boner, i was like excuse me? she repeated so i lifted my shirt looked at my cack looked back at her and said not yet then we laughed and she pulled my shirt up and said to her friend he doesnt have boner then she started rubbing my cack through my jeans and i said not yet and smiled. aww was the best pick up line i had ran on me

aaahhhhh sluts.. you gotta love em.

[boz]

- "You got tickets to the show"?
- "What show?"
- "The Gun show" *flex*

What woman is going to resist gods gift to u bahah

[Knockout_Power]

Who needs pickup lines, I heard this is what Stacks does...

[Knockout_Power]

Then again, sometimes I just use the good 'ol... "so, wanna grab lunch sometime"

I'll try this and see how it works =)

[songdog]

I never used them.I dont have the gift of gab.I would just stand around watching people.Now I am always told.I look like I am mad all the time.So usually a gal would come up and ask whats the matter? Why you mad.I would then smile and we would sometimes have a good time.

[Knockout_Power]

I never used them.I dont have the gift of gab.I would just stand around watching people.Now I am always told.I look like I am mad all the time.So usually a gal would come up and ask whats the matter? Why you mad.I would then smile and we would sometimes have a good time.

I wish the same would work for me, but instead of looking mad, Im just ugly, so they dont even want to talk about that

[calgarian]

I wish the same would work for me, but instead of looking mad, Im just ugly, so they dont even want to talk about that

u got my vote

[X83]

The word of the day is "legs"........... Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

[drdeath613]

i was on plenty of fish when i found my wife her profile said job other

so i asked her what was she a drug dealer or a hooker a year later we were married lol

so dont use my pick up line its a curse

[lovbyts]

"mmmm you smell like my sister...I like that in a women"

Get um ever time! try it out

There is something wrong and disturbing about that and I think most women would run. If they dont run later you might hear them say you remind me of my dad when he use to sneak into my room at night. Either way it's a loose loose

So how has that worked for you so far?

[Ladyblahblah]

At a company party this past December a guy asked if he could take my picture so he could let Santa know what he wanted for Christmas. I've never heard that one before so I had a good laugh....it worked.