Best Pick Up Line

[stevey_6t9]

suck me beautiful!

[D3m3nt3d]

suck me beautiful!

Gets em everytime

[Manboy36]

I know many of you won't believe it but this one has been working the most for me "Hey, excuse me, I just noticed you and I think that you're cute." I know it sounds somewhat mundane but it worked. I have gotten dozens of phone numbers with that one. But I now know that you can get the girl with any line. You only have to be confident.

I was looking for lines on the internet. I want to test my theory of using any line. I found this http://pickuplinesblog.com/ and used a few of those lines. Well, in the end, I made up my own lines. My method works the best for me

[drdeath613]

There is something wrong and disturbing about that and I think most women would run. If they dont run later you might hear them say you remind me of my dad when he use to sneak into my room at night. Either way it's a loose loose

So how has that worked for you so far?

its a way down south thing

everything stays in the family so chances are the line hes using is on his mom lol

[Gucks]

Thats like 16 Canadian....I'm in!!! lol

lol, did u know the dolphind and humans are the only beings that have sex for pleasure? is it a coincidence that their also the smartest?

lets get u out of those wet underwear before u catch a cold kawi :P lol, how many 18 yr olds have hit on u?

[Kawigirl]

lol, did u know the dolphind and humans are the only beings that have sex for pleasure? is it a coincidence that their also the smartest?

lets get u out of those wet underwear before u catch a cold kawi :P lol, how many 18 yr olds have hit on u?

All 18 yr olds with two legs and a chain! lol

[Gucks]

All 18 yr olds with two legs and a chain! lol

a chain..? gonna take me a while to figure that out...is it a canadian thing? :P

[Kawigirl]

a chain..? gonna take me a while to figure that out...is it a canadian thing? :P

The appendage that hangs between your legs..........there ya go....I knew you'd get it! lol

[Gucks]

The appendage that hangs between your legs..........there ya go....I knew you'd get it! lol

ahh ok! i got u and is it our fault ur extremely beautiful..? no

[Shroud83]

My favorite pickup line ever is:

"Hi... my wife and I think that you're gorgeous, and we were wondering if you'd like to spend the evening with us." <-use with a low sexy tone and good eye contact, for best results have said wife smile and wave from her seat

-Shroud

[Kawigirl]

My favorite pickup line ever is:

"Hi... my wife and I think that you're gorgeous, and we were wondering if you'd like to spend the evening with us." <-use with a low sexy tone and good eye contact, for best results have said wife smile and wave from her seat

-Shroud

You had me at wife....lol

[Shroud83]

Hahah... I win :-D

[Kawigirl]

hahah... I win :-d

lmfao!!!

[MR-FQ320]

ok not used any of these for a while but here we go
'I may not be Fred Flintstone but I certainly make the bedrock'
'your like a parking ticket, you got FINE written all over you'
'whats that your drinking?'

[flatscat]

Hey Kawi, your parents must be thieves.........

Who else could have stolen stars and put them in your eyes?



There must be a recess in heaven...

cause they just let an angel out.

[drdeath613]

First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, **** YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other mother ****ers outta here
I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his ****ing jaw
WHAT?!

Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be blowing ****ing nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

[Gucks]

First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, **** YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other mother ****ers outta here
I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his ****ing jaw
WHAT?!

Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be blowing ****ing nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

are u ok m8..? and dont insult kawi, ur asking for a flaming on here insulting her!

[drdeath613]

lol please if you only knew son thats how she likes it rough

being a nice boy gets you no place


id go pure caveman on that sh1t in a heartbeat

[Knockout_Power]

lol please if you only knew son thats how she likes it rough

being a nice boy gets you no place


id go pure caveman on that sh1t in a heartbeat

^^^^^^
truely Epic, I must bow down

[RaginCajun]

i ask, do you want to see something swell? and another is, do you like duck sausage?

[kalspic]

did your dad fvck a carrot, because your eyes are so beautiful.

but really i dont use lines. i just pull my wiener out infront of them. its a 50/50 chance they'll say yes...whats the worse that can happen?

[calgarian]

I dont use pick up lines if I want to get her into bed I will get her into bed....

oh and before someone take shot on me Normally macdonalds burger works as well.

[Knockout_Power]

I dont use pick up lines if I want to get her into bed I will get her into bed....

oh and before someone take shot on me Normally macdonalds burger works as well.

dude, nice play... and before they are done the burgers you make sure to hit the Dairy Queen drive thru so they can't say no... now I understand why you get so much ass... not a lot of different ass mind you, just a LOT of ass on each of them girls.

[Standby]

First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, **** YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other mother ****ers outta here
I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his ****ing jaw
WHAT?!

Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be blowing ****ing nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

shaggy 2 dope

[calgarian]

dude, nice play... and before they are done the burgers you make sure to hit the Dairy Queen drive thru so they can't say no... now I understand why you get so much ass... not a lot of different ass mind you, just a LOT of ass on each of them girls.

i dont take the same ass more then one time through that drive thru so u can imagine how much ass i get....and my wife wonder why I have all these DQ receipts sitting in my car when I hate that shit

[Knockout_Power]

AWESOME!!!!

better take me to DQ this weekend

[calgarian]

AWESOME!!!!

better take me to DQ this weekend

u r always welcome in my house and u know that......when u coming? Sat or Sunday?

[Knockout_Power]

when u coming?

dont worry baby, I'll pull out before then

[calgarian]

dont worry baby, I'll pull out before then

u only pull out if there is something in