Best Pick Up Line

**Kawigirl** · 03-07-2011, 08:40 AM

What's your or anyone elses best pick up line you've ever heard?

IMO...woman don't need one...but I remember one being tried on me. Yes...it was cheesy; but aren't they all? Nonetheless...it was original and made me laugh!

So.....I'm attractive....YOUR attractive; lets be attractive together!

**-Ender-** · 03-07-2011, 08:41 AM

Did it hurt?

**Kawigirl** · 03-07-2011, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

Did it hurt?

^^CLOWN^^ lol

**-Ender-** · 03-07-2011, 08:43 AM

when you fell from heaven? did it hurt?

**Times Roman** · 03-07-2011, 08:49 AM

never used a pick up line.... not interested in women that pick up lines work on.....

....sorry for being a buzz kill.

**-Ender-** · 03-07-2011, 08:51 AM

I didn't know that paradise was in Alberta.

**-Ender-** · 03-07-2011, 08:52 AM

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

**Kawigirl** · 03-07-2011, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

I didn't know that paradise was in Alberta.

Stop that!!!

lol

**-Ender-** · 03-07-2011, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Stop that!!!

lol

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

**Kawigirl** · 03-07-2011, 08:57 AM

I'm not biting Ender.......lol

**stack_it** · 03-07-2011, 09:02 AM

Only one I've ever used that worked was

"does this smell like chloroform?"

**-Ender-** · 03-07-2011, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

I'm not biting Ender.......lol

I think that's a mirror in your pocket....because I can see myself in your pants.

**DSM4Life** · 03-07-2011, 09:16 AM

Your legs look tired why don't you take a seat on my face.

**stack_it** · 03-07-2011, 09:18 AM

Wanna fvck?

**awms** · 03-07-2011, 09:26 AM

"wow I thought you were my ex for a second...thought it was her until I got close and realized you have a bigger nose and you didnt scream...restraining order...long story. Any way whats up? the names dave but my friends call me tyrone. Guess why?"

Works every time 20% of the time lol Really breaks the ice.

**stack_it** · 03-07-2011, 09:31 AM

^^^ the only ice that's gonna break is the ice cubes in her drink when they hit the floor after bouncing off your face.

**Hazard** · 03-07-2011, 09:41 AM

Never used a pick-up line lol..... that crap never works lol

my most memorable "moment of attraction" was when this cute barbi doll lookig polish girl started talkin with me. The initial attraction was there but thats never enough..... yah gotta hold that attention and shes gotta KNOW your worth it lol. So she walks up the bar and gets herself a drink..... she came back and started talking again while I was making this "surprised" kind of face at her. She stops and asks whats up..... I said "I really learned something about you just now and I'm not sure I like it....." her face dropped and she wanted to know what..... so I said "Here I am..... drinking a beer..... your glass was empty and you went to the bar and got yourself a drink and didn't even think to ask me if I wanted one....." She had this huge smile and she said she'd go get me one if I wanted - to which I replied "Ah no thanks...... i'm not finished with this one....."

ahhhh memories

it was a good night lol

~Haz~

**paulzane** · 03-07-2011, 09:46 AM

Cal's line .... "you don't sweat much for a fat bird!"

**Kawigirl** · 03-07-2011, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by paulzane

cal's line .... "you don't sweat much for a fat bird!"

lmao^^

**Times Roman** · 03-07-2011, 09:50 AM

with me, when I try, it seems unnatural. I can go up to a woman at a bar and start talking, no problem there. But it's usually when I'm not trying to pick up is my best moment. I think the women can sense my motivations, so if I feel I can walk away at anytime and no big deal, is usually when i hit gold. but that's hard for me for some reason, probably cuz Im a horn dawg.

**stack_it** · 03-07-2011, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Never used a pick-up line lol..... that crap never works lol

my most memorable "moment of attraction" was when this cute barbi doll lookig polish girl started talkin with me. The initial attraction was there but thats never enough..... yah gotta hold that attention and shes gotta KNOW your worth it lol. So she walks up the bar and gets herself a drink..... she came back and started talking again while I was making this "surprised" kind of face at her. She stops and asks whats up..... I said "I really learned something about you just now and I'm not sure I like it....." her face dropped and she wanted to know what..... so I said "Here I am..... drinking a beer..... your glass was empty and you went to the bar and got yourself a drink and didn't even think to ask me if I wanted one....." She had this huge smile and she said she'd go get me one if I wanted - to which I replied "Ah no thanks...... i'm not finished with this one....."

ahhhh memories

it was a good night lol

~Haz~

I do something similar. If a girl asks me to buy her a drink after we've been talking for a few minutes I'll ask her why she can't buy me one. They usually respond with cuz I'm a girl or some bull like that and ill be like "what you don't believe in equal rights" or something similar all while joking and smiling. If they offer to buy me one then I'll tell em not to and I'll buy them one. When they ask why I tell em I just wanted to make sure they weren't talking to me just to get a free drink. If they refuse to offer then I tell em to run there game on some other sucker.

**-Ender-** · 03-07-2011, 09:56 AM

It's all in the eyes. Eye contact is all that is needed. The cheesy pickup lines were just for fun and to convey sense of humor.

**Dukkit** · 03-07-2011, 10:02 AM

I dont go to bars, so I dont need pick up lines.

But in order to break the ice... eye contact and a smile is my secret weapon.

All else fails... I bang their friends, sister, mother, cousins, aunt. Usually breaks the ice.

**Dukkit** · 03-07-2011, 10:03 AM

I tried to pick up DSM one time.

So I just took off my pants.

Worked.

No words needed.

**stack_it** · 03-07-2011, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

It's all in the eyes. Eye contact is all that is needed. The cheesy pickup lines were just for fun and to convey sense of humor.

Very true. At the parades in mardi gras my nephew asked me why all the hot girls threw the cool stuff (big beads, boob beads, panties, garder belts, etc) stuff to me. I told him it's all about a smile and eye contact. They love it.

**-Ender-** · 03-07-2011, 10:08 AM

^ yeah, some guys get it wrong though. I've seen the dipshits standing around staring like Charles Manson at women. cracks me up.

Actually it cracks me up how hard some guys try to get laid. The world is not going to end if you don't find a one night stand. relax a minute.

DUKKIT! lmao

**calgarian** · 03-07-2011, 10:10 AM

how much the polar bear weigh?

**awms** · 03-07-2011, 10:11 AM

while shes talking to a guy whisper in her ear "Hey just so you know the guy your talking dated my friend...the guys got herpes "

Then move in hahaha

**calgarian** · 03-07-2011, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by paulzane

Cal's line .... "you don't sweat much for a fat bird!"

ass

**-Ender-** · 03-07-2011, 10:12 AM

oh no... I guess it was just a matter of time...sigh

**awms** · 03-07-2011, 10:16 AM

"mmmm you smell like my sister...I like that in a women"

Get um ever time! try it out

**stack_it** · 03-07-2011, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

^ yeah, some guys get it wrong though. I've seen the dipshits standing around staring like Charles Manson at women. cracks me up.

Actually it cracks me up how hard some guys try to get laid. The world is not going to end if you don't find a one night stand. relax a minute.

DUKKIT! lmao

Yeah some guys turn it into a creeper stare

**Kawigirl** · 03-07-2011, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by awms

"mmmm you smell like my sister...i like that in a women"

get um ever time! Try it out

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

**Bryan2** · 03-07-2011, 11:28 AM

Honestly the best one that ive ever tried

is whats your name?

simple stupid...

**calgarian** · 03-07-2011, 11:30 AM

fvck and pizza?

she replied "fvck u" and I said...what no pizza?

**awms** · 03-07-2011, 11:36 AM

" I no speak english well. You most beautiful, I only stay 1 more night you want make night special? come with"

good old foreigner line

**SaintInASinnersEyes** · 03-07-2011, 12:10 PM

I've had a crush on you for years

use it over facebook or text though it's supposed to work but I have no girls on my fb friendslist and I broke my phone the other day cause I couldn't get to the gym but I didn't have any girls #'s in there anyways

**MBMETC** · 03-07-2011, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Only one I've ever used that worked was

"does this smell like chloroform?"

lol, your an ass

**MBMETC** · 03-07-2011, 12:17 PM

i like "if i were you, id'e do me"

**Times Roman** · 03-07-2011, 12:23 PM

i was at a bar one time, and saw a girl i knew from school, so i went over to her and said something to her... she asked me if it was a line (first and only time). I said yeah, i guess it was, so i was thinking how lame I was and was about to leave, and she started talking to me about stuff we did in band, places we went. it was over, so I was ready to leave, and then she started laughing (I can always get em to laugh), soon we had drinks. Sorry this story doesn't have a better ending, I won't lie, didn't bed her, but managed a phone number whoop! whoop!

so I don't usae lines.... makes me feel like a phoney