Straight Pride! Brothers and Sisters Unite!

**Times Roman** · 03-11-2011, 09:59 AM

Tired of being victimized by gays?

Tired of all the snickers behind your back?

Tired of being a second class straight?

Well, I'm mad as h3ll and I aint gonna take it no more!

Brothers and Sisters.... let us rally together so that we may be stronger

Straight Power! Who's with me?

**redz** · 03-11-2011, 10:00 AM

I`m straight and I definitely love pu$$y!

**-Ender-** · 03-11-2011, 10:00 AM

You're switching teams Roman?

**DSM4Life** · 03-11-2011, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Tired of being victimized by gays?

Tired of all the snickers behind your back?

Tired of being a second class straight?

Well, I'm mad as h3ll and I aint gonna take it no more!

Brothers and Sisters.... let us rally together so that we may be stronger

Straight Power! Who's with me?

I guess you really can pray the gay away.

**drdeath613** · 03-11-2011, 10:02 AM

lol no switch hitting your gay be proud of who you are

**DSM4Life** · 03-11-2011, 10:02 AM

**drdeath613** · 03-11-2011, 10:04 AM

^^^^^ good one dsm

**Times Roman** · 03-11-2011, 10:05 AM

I don't know.... I've just noticed the gaystrogen seems to be running a little high here lately

**Times Roman** · 03-11-2011, 10:05 AM

you blokes can dream all you want.... ol' roman aint NEVER gonna be smokin no rope

**Kawigirl** · 03-11-2011, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I don't know.... I've just noticed the gaystrogen seems to be running a little high here lately

I've been trying to even that out TR

**DSM4Life** · 03-11-2011, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

you blokes can dream all you want.... ol' roman aint NEVER gonna be smokin no rope

We were all nervous the first pole we smoked. Just remember don't get it in your eye cause it burns like a mofo.

**Kawigirl** · 03-11-2011, 10:08 AM

Lmao^^

**calgarian** · 03-11-2011, 10:09 AM

Times...didnt DSM proved that u r gay???? I have issues letting u back into str8 community

**drdeath613** · 03-11-2011, 10:10 AM

awww times ill let you be on top this time i swear

**DSM4Life** · 03-11-2011, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Times...didnt DSM proved that u r gay???? I have issues letting u back into str8 community

Remember i still hold his man card. The question is what'd roman willing to do to get it back.

**Times Roman** · 03-11-2011, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

I've been trying to even that out TR

thanks darlin'. These blokes have been coming out of the woodworks here the last few days. I think tomorrow I'm going to go downtown... there is a store that sells pesticides.... there's a new one out that's called "Gay-away" and it keeps these blokes three arm lengths away

**-Ender-** · 03-11-2011, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Remember i still hold his man car. The question is what'd roman willing to do to get it back.

I don't think that a Talon qualifies as a man car.

**Times Roman** · 03-11-2011, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

We were all nervous the first pole we smoked. Just remember don't get it in your eye cause it burns like a mofo.

I gotta hand it to you DSM.... I was honestly laughing at that. Where do you come up with this sh!t?

We aughta put you on stage as the anonymous gay with a paper bag over your head. I'm thinking you'd be a natural =)

**Kawigirl** · 03-11-2011, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

I don't think that a Talon qualifies as a man car.

a Talon? lol

**DSM4Life** · 03-11-2011, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

I don't think that a Talon qualifies as a man car.

You crossed the line bro !

**Times Roman** · 03-11-2011, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by redz

I`m straight and I definitely love pu$$y!

Dont look now mate, but I think we are the new minority here....

Wonder if we can get any Title 10 benefits?

**DSM4Life** · 03-11-2011, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Dont look now mate, but I think we are the new minority here....

Wonder if we can get any Title 10 benefits?

Oh i agree. We are soooooooooooooo like the minority. I love pu$$y. (maybe if i say it out loud it will be true)

**Kawigirl** · 03-11-2011, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Oh i agree. We are soooooooooooooo like the minority. I love pu$$y. (maybe if i say it out loud it will be true)

You need to say it 10 times out loud and than click your red heels 3 times!

**drdeath613** · 03-11-2011, 10:21 AM

hahaha he left out prison pu$$y

Final warning! *admin*

**DSM4Life** · 03-11-2011, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

You need to say it 10 times out loud and than click your red heels 3 times!

I was on the 9th repeat when my boyfriend walked in the room naked.
..and the truth shall set you free !

Now i look like that picture drd just posted.

**Tigershark** · 03-11-2011, 12:50 PM

Is it gay when DSM visits me in my dreams?

**songdog** · 03-11-2011, 05:29 PM

I hear ya Roman.We need rights too

**bruary17** · 03-11-2011, 05:38 PM

I'm going start saying blokes on the daily.

**JohnnyVegas** · 03-11-2011, 05:44 PM

HA! Even your straight thread is skewing gay.

I have to admit, I am impressed that a bodybuilding community which most would expect to be a bunch of macho, homophobic *asshats can oftentimes be so...not macho, homophobic and *asshatish.

**bruary17** · 03-11-2011, 05:46 PM

serious question, DSM...anal sex. When your recieving? Do you honestly enjoy that? Remember broke back mountain when they were in the tent? Poor Jake Gylenhall didn't look like he was having a good time......looked like he was getting ass raped. I cried for him.

**bruary17** · 03-11-2011, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas

HA! Even your straight thread is skewing gay.

I have to admit, I am impressed that a bodybuilding community which most would expect to be a bunch of macho, homophobic *asshats can oftentimes be so...not macho, homophobic and *asshatish.

You refering to a personal drunken experience? This is a safe zone, you can share here..

**JohnnyVegas** · 03-11-2011, 05:56 PM

Heh. No drunken experiences.

I have been on the fringe of the bodybuilding community forever, but have never been really big. So, I am around when friends and acquaintances talk about bodybuilders, and it isn't always great. I am just happy when I realize we aren't what many people think we are.

That is all.

**bushido3374** · 03-11-2011, 06:27 PM

I'm impressed by that also-

Once most of the A-holes left, it was intelligent, secure men left here.

"You're only gay if you get caught." ~ Roman

Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas

HA! Even your straight thread is skewing gay.

I have to admit, I am impressed that a bodybuilding community which most would expect to be a bunch of macho, homophobic *asshats can oftentimes be so...not macho, homophobic and *asshatish.

**Times Roman** · 03-12-2011, 05:14 AM

So I'm going to be passing around a petition for Straights Rights.... we want the same preferential treatment that everyone else gets, Plus Free Beer =)

**terraj** · 03-12-2011, 05:31 AM

As my wife says when she sees me reading this forum....." Thats a gay macho forum"....I am starting to see her point.

Times....it reads very gay when you say "Mate" ...I advise you to leave it to the Ozzies and Poms.

**Times Roman** · 03-12-2011, 05:33 AM

take it how you want to.... makes no never mind to me.... but it is delivered as a non-s3xual salutation

**terraj** · 03-12-2011, 05:43 AM

I'm trying to help you regain your hetrohood

**Times Roman** · 03-12-2011, 05:54 AM

It was never missing! =)

I know who I am, and in the end, that's all that matters.

DSM can spout all he wants, and really, it's funny sh1t. he's had me laughing several times.

BTW terraj, why was I thinking you were contracting more west out where Im at? Maybe I just assumed.

**terraj** · 03-12-2011, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

It was never missing! =)

I know who I am, and in the end, that's all that matters.

DSM can spout all he wants, and really, it's funny sh1t. he's had me laughing several times.

BTW terraj, why was I thinking you were contracting more west out where Im at? Maybe I just assumed.

Unsure why you thought that. Sand pits are not for me Bro.

**drdeath613** · 03-12-2011, 06:05 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

It was never missing! =)

I know who I am, and in the end, that's all that matters.

DSM can spout all he wants, and really, it's funny sh1t. he's had me laughing several times.

BTW terraj, why was I thinking you were contracting more west out where Im at? Maybe I just assumed.

rommy always talks so dirty i wanna know you in the end too baby