Reincarnation animal preference

**yungone501** · 03-11-2011, 09:57 PM

Okay, so what if when you died, you were reincarnated and in Gods presence were given the choice of which animal you would come back as? Which animal would you pick and, more importantly, why?

I personally would be a shark...to me that is the pinnacle of the animal kingdom. Just a badasss, viscous killing mofo! Id take no mercy on any fish, seal, sea turtle or fisherman in my way! Yeah....

Disclaimer: this thread is in no way intended to make fun of or disrepsectful mock ones personal belief or religous faith. Please do not take offense. Souly intended for theoritical purposes only!

**yungone501** · 03-11-2011, 09:59 PM

Ps- my girl just reported that she "would like to be a cat"!

Wtf?

What a waste...

**DSM4Life** · 03-11-2011, 10:00 PM

Can i come back as an anal wart ?

**yungone501** · 03-11-2011, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Can i come back as an anal wart ?

Lmao, my girl said that you would be the first to respond with something disgustingly entertaining!!!

**DSM4Life** · 03-11-2011, 10:05 PM

I really need to give these boards a break

**SlimmerMe** · 03-11-2011, 10:08 PM

Tiger

**yungone501** · 03-11-2011, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I really need to give these boards a break

What!? Hell no, your the whole reason we read these forums man. Youre the life in this place...you put the ding in dong!

**yungone501** · 03-11-2011, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by SlimmerMe

Tiger

Why....

**SlimmerMe** · 03-11-2011, 10:18 PM

oops! you want to know why...
.
FAST CLEVER BEAUTIFUL MOVES WITH GRACE.....
EATS MEAT KEEN EYES AWARE RUTHLESS CAN CLIMB TREES
MUSCULAR LEAN
WILD
NURTURES the YOUNG
PRIMAL
SELF-CONTAINED
RARE
FEARLESS

**Necrosaro** · 03-11-2011, 10:19 PM

Ant since I would be super strong for my size

**Hunter** · 03-11-2011, 10:34 PM

an orca.

Very family orientated much like myself.
Have a love of the water which I do as well.
Strong
I also just like the way they look.

**l2elapse** · 03-11-2011, 11:19 PM

killer whale is really at the top of the food chain in the sea

**stack_it** · 03-11-2011, 11:35 PM

I'd wanna be a cute little teacup puppy.

They have the perfect life. They are spoiled and given more attention than any other animal. They usually belong to hot chicks and all you have to do is lay there and be petted.

**Standby** · 03-11-2011, 11:36 PM

i win stack... you lose b*tch

3000!!!

**stack_it** · 03-11-2011, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

i win stack... you lose b*tch

3000!!!

Ametuer....

Congrats

**Standby** · 03-11-2011, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Ametuer....

Congrats

felt like it took for ever lmfao

**stack_it** · 03-11-2011, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

felt like it took for ever lmfao

After 3k they add up quick. I'm surprised you didn't dedicate your 3000th in the zyzz thread.

**Standby** · 03-11-2011, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

After 3k they add up quick. I'm surprised you didn't dedicate your 3000th in the zyzz thread.

nope i looked and you posted in here and i beat you so i had to do it here

**stevey_6t9** · 03-12-2011, 04:54 AM

id come back as zyzz

**Times Roman** · 03-12-2011, 05:38 AM

a skunk.

mellow as hell, but nobody fuks with you

**yungone501** · 03-12-2011, 07:26 AM

A skunk...hell yeah.

**Hoggage_54** · 03-12-2011, 08:31 AM

**scorpion62** · 03-12-2011, 08:31 AM

A Golden Eagle,If you get to choose in the after life then to fly must be great and to catch your food on the wing and at speed

**scorpion62** · 03-12-2011, 08:57 AM

If I couldnt get the eagle a silver back nobody fvcks with those bad boys

**Hazard** · 03-12-2011, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by scorpion62

If I couldnt get the eagle a silver back nobody fvcks with those bad boys

Poachers..... otherwise great choice lol.

I'd be a dung beetle

so freakin gross that everyone leaves you alone. No one wants to touch a dung beatle.

Seriously..... probably a wild tiger or a white lion (endangered and protected)

~Haz~

**Times Roman** · 03-12-2011, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Poachers..... otherwise great choice lol.

I'd be a dung beetle

so freakin gross that everyone leaves you alone. No one wants to touch a dung beatle.

Seriously..... probably a wild tiger or a white lion (endangered and protected)

~Haz~

ya better go through my shopping pics again mate. we got racks of coats made of hides from endangered species. an endangered specie is only protected for the ones that want to play the game.... the rest of the world don't give a fuk and will kill anything they want.... ya need to get out more?

**Hazard** · 03-12-2011, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

ya better go through my shopping pics again mate. we got racks of coats made of hides from endangered species. an endangered specie is only protected for the ones that want to play the game.... the rest of the world don't give a fuk and will kill anything they want.... ya need to get out more?

Ok mr smartypants..... i'd love to be a white lion in the Bronx Zoo.....

~Haz~

**Times Roman** · 03-12-2011, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Ok mr smartypants..... i'd love to be a white lion in the Bronx Zoo.....

~Haz~

I think the reality is when I'm done, that's it. I'm done.

Here's an interesting thought experiment that I borrowed from a movie.... the Matrix... if you could come back as anyone you want, and not know any difference... who would it be?

**SlimmerMe** · 03-12-2011, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Ok mr smartypants..... i'd love to be a white lion in the Bronx Zoo.....

~Haz~

LOL LOL LOL!!! now that is hilarious!

**Times Roman** · 03-12-2011, 10:15 AM

Hey slimmer.... I think I liked you better with your "YOU" avi with the tan lines.... I'm going through Slimmer withdrawals..... =(

**DSM4Life** · 03-12-2011, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Poachers..... otherwise great choice lol.

I'd be a dung beetle

so freakin gross that everyone leaves you alone. No one wants to touch a dung beatle.

Seriously..... probably a wild tiger or a white lion (endangered and protected)

~Haz~

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

**Hazard** · 03-12-2011, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I think the reality is when I'm done, that's it. I'm done.

Here's an interesting thought experiment that I borrowed from a movie.... the Matrix... if you could come back as anyone you want, and not know any difference... who would it be?

hmmmm what do you mean?

- Come back as anyone but continue to know what I know now?

or

- Come back as anyone but remember nothing from my previous life?

I have no freakin clue..... maybe Arnold Schwarzenegger..... mfker's had it all......

~Haz~

**Times Roman** · 03-12-2011, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

hmmmm what do you mean?

- Come back as anyone but continue to know what I know now?

or

- Come back as anyone but remember nothing from my previous life?

I have no freakin clue..... maybe Arnold Schwarzenegger..... mfker's had it all......

~Haz~

didn't you see the first Matrix? the bloke talking to Agent Smith wanting to get reinserted back into the matrix, and wanted to be a rich movie star? and he wanted to remember... "NOTHING"

So if you could have your memory wiped, get reinserted back into the matrix as anyone you want, who would it be?

**Tigershark** · 03-12-2011, 11:39 AM

Great Whit Shark.
I have issues and would just swim up and down the coast eating people by the dozens.

**Hazard** · 03-12-2011, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Tigershark

Great Whit Shark.
I have issues and would just swim up and down the coast eating people by the dozens.

I find it pretty funny that you wanna be a great white when your name is tigershark

~Haz~

**l2elapse** · 03-12-2011, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Tigershark

Great Whit Shark.
I have issues and would just swim up and down the coast eating people by the dozens.

Orcas have recently been seen killing Great Whites

**BgMc31** · 03-12-2011, 03:34 PM

a Liger!!! LOL!!!!

**BgMc31** · 03-12-2011, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by l2elapse

Orcas have recently been seen killing Great Whites

Yeah I saw that. The actually put them in some type of sleeper-hold-type position before they kill them. It was pretty interesting to see.

**bjpennnn** · 03-12-2011, 04:06 PM

oj simpson

**crazy_rocks** · 03-12-2011, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I'd wanna be a cute little teacup puppy.

They have the perfect life. They are spoiled and given more attention than any other animal. They usually belong to hot chicks and all you have to do is lay there and be petted.

and maybe youll get one of those messed up hot chicks that spreads peanut butter you know where so you can lick it.